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Also I hate to triple post but I have it on this nation as well.. Easter Egg: Please, Sir, We Want Some More Issues [unaddressed]

Vrolondia wrote:

Canada Day!

Oh that is only a few days before 'Murica day? so it's possible both Canada and US could be on fire at the same time if a massive North American drought happens..

Vrolondia wrote:

But that would never happen!

...R- Right?

Thembria?

Maybe not caused by me.. but all those fireworks..

Speaking of that I plan to have a 100 dollar budget for explosives.. and another 100 dollars for mega grill.. Fire is likely to happen.. also it looks like thunderstorms too.. so water and lightning as well!

Goddess Relief Office wrote:

Oh can I pick?

Yep! what option! Also I've dismissed all other issues!

Easter Egg: Please, Sir, We Want Some More Issues
The Issue

With the same old dilemmas confronting Thembria SSR time and time again, people are demanding to know why there aren't more genuinely new issues.
The Debate

"Well, that's because they're all twaddle," says [violet] matter-of-factly while twirling a lighter in her hands. "I'm sick and tired of reading that garbage. I've decided to scrap the player-submitted system -- but don't tell anyone that. The endless waves of hate mail would overwhelm the server."

"The aim of this site is to promote my novel, not the writing talents of literary wannabes," scoffs Max Barry while sipping an iced-Margarita on a yacht in the South Pacific. "I've ordered the mods to only approve mediocre issues to ensure that no one discovers there are better writers out there than me."

"I've been combing through the queue, carefully examining each draft and determining its potential," sighs Sedgistan who is sitting next to an orderly stack of drafts stamped 'no way in hell'. "I'm confronted with thousands upon thousands of issues. I have to manage multiple editors and somehow still place in the Mod Olympics. Do you have any idea how much stress that puts on me? That's why it takes so long. Stop breathing down my neck. If you want to be useful, go help out the newbies in Got Issues."

"Huh? What's that?" says Sanctaria absentmindedly, looking up from an intimidating series of flow charts. "More issues? Well, it's your lucky day! I'm working on my next great chain. It will dwarf my last one in size and complexity. Forget everything you know about issues, every rule you think we can't break, because this chain is going to break them all."

"I couldn't agree with this more!" yelps Comrade Lenyo, his arms full of drafts. "We've received over 6,000 submissions! If we just got rid of the delete button, that'd be over 6,000 more issues. Who doesn't want that? Why are we still wasting time talking about this? Why are you reading this instead of submitting more drafts for us to add? EVERY. SECOND. COUNTS!"

The deafening Voice of Mod booms down from the heavens, "You will receive new issues when you receive new issues. Your questioning is undermining the authority of the mods. I've deleted enough nations to know flaming when I read it. You have been warned."

Goddess Relief Office wrote:

A lot of nations CTE in the last 2 to 3 weeks. Summer die off in full swing.

6 hours ago: Sharantyr ceased to exist.

oh hmm *pokes Ananke II*

This is my third NS Summer.. this is the first time I've seen a Summer die off.. It's freaky man..

Thembria SSR wrote:

I have no idea where CTE nations go..

They go here.
page=boneyard

Happy Canada Day. This is the day where you guys Celebrate the burning down of the White House , yes?

*Passes torches and Flintstones for all*

SteamPunkFishToo wrote:

Actually this is the day we celebrate the second time we burnt down the White House... Well the right half that is...

If you guys ever make your way down South again burn down the Supreme Court as well.

Goddess Relief Office wrote:

A lot of nations CTE in the last 2 to 3 weeks. Summer die off in full swing.

6 hours ago: Sharantyr ceased to exist.

oh hmm *pokes Ananke II*

Sorry. I only just got internet in Greenland, so most of my puppets managed to CTE in the meantime. Oh well.

Skothafjordur wrote:

Wow! How did you end up in Greenland if you don't mind me asking?

Maybe to escape the summer heat?

Skothafjordur wrote:

Wow! How did you end up in Greenland if you don't mind me asking?

I was offered a job here and figured why not try it out? In Nuuk most people speak or understand Danish, so it's pretty easy to get by even though I don't speak Greenlandic.