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I have a feeling, Bruce, that you meant to write "beer bottle" instead of "bear bottle" but I hope I am wrong and that bear bottles are real. If they are, I can't wait to get one!! I know you BC'ers are crazy, so I am wondering whether it is just a larger beer bottle, or shaped like a bear, or MADE from bear.
If bear bottles do not exist, I might be forced to invent them!
* Looks wide eyed at Norvikeland and Bruce*
They DO Exist!
http://www.peachridgeglass.com/2012/06/grrrrrwl-figural-bear-bottles/
But if there were a bottle that I would want to step on, and crack my head open, it would be a bear bottle......
Ok......... I'm Not mad but i wanna find out what happened. I was sending surveyors to cascadia to lay claims to it and when i visited the surveyors to check on their progress i saw them all laying on the ground motionless. i later found out they had died when i discovered bullet holes in the back of their heads. now tell me WHO SHOT MY LAND SURVEYORS!
East Bay Ray
Hit Me!
Its a short-term market report today, with craps shooting last shown September 15th, a couple weeks ago. The + indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; - indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
Largest Gambling Industry in the World: October 3rd
The Grendels 2nd, the Centauri 3rd, Koffee 4th, Nak nak 5th, Sdaeriji 13th, Isla Vista 14th, Tremalkier 15th, Wulfhelm 16th, Complete Bastards 19th (-1), the Captain 25th (-1).
The Zocalo 31st, Zyklon B 39th, Miratejo 51st, Marldeep 58th, Dienes 59th, Cosmovania 63rd (+3), Cthonian Wasteland 122nd, Mackintosh 127th (+5), Galicia-Volhynia 206th (-1), May 304th (+22).
Libertarian Christians 320th (+8), Flanderosa 332nd (-5), Qanzona 362nd (-3), New Illuve 369th (+18), Antoninus Augustus 374th (+4), the Bruce 471st (-15), Medved 486th (+10), the city of Rzeszow 494th (+16), Ruges followers 507th (-2), Obstinacy 512th (+1).
East Bay Ray rocks. Every time he licks into a guitar solo you kind of expect a David Lynch movie to break out. With Jello out of the mix he's definitely the big stage star nowadays for the Dead Kennedys. I wish their lead singer hadn't gotten held up at the border. Apparently, it was the less than rock and roll reason of forgetting his passport. Oh well, just another reality of the post 9-11 paranoia that we even need passports to cross into Canada from the US.
Bear bottles ...nice! a good reason to move my nation to Wysteria
D.S. Borland, you have made, and ruined, my weekend! I have to get some of those.
Our Dire Bear Soda plants are interested in this new development in bottle modeling. ;>)
Superior Cheese Plates since 2002!
Its a short-term market report today, with curds and whey last shown August 31st, over a month ago. The + indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; - indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World: October 4th
Nak nak 2nd, the Grendels 4th, the Centauri 5th, Koffee 7th (+1), Complete Bastards 8th (-1), Sdaeriji 10th, Isla Vista 11th (+1), Wulfhelm 16th (+1), Tremalkier 17th (-1), the Zocalo 38th (+1).
Miratejo 44th (+1), Cosmovania 45th (+6), Dienes 59th (+1), Marldeep 66th (+2), Zyklon B 67th, the Captain 71st (+1), Galicia-Volhynia 85th (-3), Mackintosh 115th (+7), Cthonian Wasteland 134th (+1), Obstinacy 241st.
Libertarian Christians 287th (+37), 3rd May 293rd (+50), Dub Dizzle 296th (-6), Qanzona 297th (-6), Flanderosa 310th (-10), Wars Forever 406th (+7), Antoninus Augustus 422nd (+39), the City of Rzeszow 582nd (+112), August Pinochet 598th (+53), Medved 664th (-5).
You're absolutely right Bruce, East Bay Ray does in fact rock and the comparison with David Lynch was superb. So I will take this opportunity to apologize for accusing him (Ray) of shooting a bunch of fictional land surveyors and thereby besmirching his otherwise unbesmirched name. Now where did i leave my pint?? Have a good weekend everyone.
Man, even for Wysteria we domniate the Agricultural Sector report.
A Hill of Beans
Its a short-term market report today, with sod busters last shown July 19th, fewer than three months ago. The + indicates moving up the ranks from the last time this category was featured; - indicates losing ranks; and nothing means that your ranking was unchanged. Only when short-term variations, up or down, are part of an overall trend should they be considered a diagnosis of your movement in the overall standings.
The Largest Agricultural Sector in the World: October 5th
The Grendels 1st, Nak nak 3rd, the Centauri 4th, Koffee 5th, Sdaeriji 6th (+1), Isla Vista 7th (+1), Complete Bastards 10th (+1), Wulfhelm 22nd (+2), Tremalkier 29th (+1), Cosmovania 32nd (+5).
The Zocalo 33rd (+1), the Captain 52nd (+6), Miratejo 68th (+4), Marldeep 74th (+3), Zyklon B 101st (-5), Dienes 117th (+2), Mackintosh 132nd (+12), Galicia-Volhynia 213th (-10), Obstinacy 219th (-8), Wars Forever 259th (+43).
3rd May 289th (+79), Libertarian Christians 299th (+53), Medved 307th (-2), Qanzona 335th (-11), Dub Dizzle 357th (-3), Flanderosa 420th (-22), Antoninus Augustus 448th (+105), August Pinochet 503rd (+135), Cthonian Wasteland 511th, the city of Rzeszow 531st (+130).
Very true, Sdaeriji. You hear that NationStates World! You want to keep eating food you better treat us right! ;>)
Wysteria is where the Titans of NS gather.
That is why I came to the fair region of Wysteria, to walk among the Titans and contribute to this region's wealthy legacy.
Historically, Wysteria has been a sole powerhouse of Economic Rank. However, I wanted to display that Wysteria can host Titans on the other end of the spectrum.
Oh and The Grendals,
Beer bottles are so beneath you, this is what you need:
http://www.azuregreen.net/Wolf-Raku-Oil-Bottle/productinfo/JORWOL/
Or you could just put it into a flask:
http://www.wolfpeople.com/wolfstore/product.php?productid=242
You can thank me later for the Wolfpeople site.
H-hi... my name is Dragan Laskozadnicic... Is this the right place? I'm the head janitor in the New Zlotnica capital... I think I may be the President now... there's no one left. Around 3:30 this afternoon, the Council accidentally legalized fuel-air bombs, and about ten minutes later the building exploded... There's only, like, twenty people in our government, and they're all dead... I was out at lunch... this telex address was in a pouch in what was left of the High Mayor's office... what do I do now? There's a general strike on, and I'm supposed to be walking the picket lines...
Fear not, Dragan...oh wait, I read the rest of your message. Maybe fear a little? OK, let's be realistic about this. It's probably a good time to find a cozy corner so you can curl up into the fetal position. Now just start rocking back and forth. There, isn't that better? Now keep that up until someone comes along and cleans up all the mess.
I've been trying to join you on page one for social/environmental issues, Deep south Borland. I'm just not sure that we're ready to follow your model of dispensing with our civil rights and our excessive political rights. We could probably do a better job of imploding our economy. Our auto industry registers at -8 while yours is at -43! It's probably holding me back on environmental ranking.
Wysterian top 25 Most Beautiful Environments:October 6th. The first figure in the bracket indicates your movement within Wysterian rank, the second in the world. For world's top 100 there is also a third one for the amount of Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile, and how it's changed since the last time.
Deep south Borland is 1st in Wysteria and 5th in the world, with 15,618.25 (0/0) (+62.25)
Fortune1 is 2nd and 10th, with 13,440.5 (0/0) (+153.5)
Outter Micronesia is 3rd and 60th, with 5,914.25 (0/+1) (+37.75)
Half-Milers 4th and 134th (0/+1), Ummagumma 5th and 159th (0/-2), The Bruce 6th and 174th (0/-1), Thanle 7th and 442nd (+1/+23), Dont Eat the Kittens 8th and 464th (-1/-21), New Illuve 9th and 470th (0/+8), Bader Binfordia 10th and 500th (0/-4)
Daftatt 11th and 654th (0/-4), Khrushevia 12th and 775th (0/+2), Stragalestranspets 13th and 824th (0/-10), Epona 14th and 879th (0/-3), WTF PWNED 15th and 882nd (NEW), Prophetical Sheep 16th and 997th (-1/-12), Levity 17th and 1,058th (-1/-13), Unterhades 18th and 1,193rd (-1/+3), Wizzywigg 19th and 1,319th (-1/-2), Audrine 20th and 1,359th (-1/+72)
Myranea 21st and 1,477th (0/+22), Hydroponic Nation 22nd and 1,637th (0/-8), Saint Ursula 23rd and 2,160th (+1/+281), Equus 24th and 2,432nd (-1/-4), Seydisfodur 25th and 2,826th (NEW)
OK one of my nations leaders were killed in the capital city of New London i found a wysterian flag at the scene of the crime sao im assuming you guys had something to do with it i will be sending troops to every nation in this region to investigate
We ask only that you properly marinate any troops you send to our Indomitable Borderlands. ;>)
Don't look at us. The randmark just crashed through the floor and most of our rebels are donating sperm to buy shotgun shells.
Nevermind i have caught the killer he was a criminal trying to pose as a wysterian leader. and zlotica i am keeping troops in your country to solve your crime and rebel problem
Wystarian top 20 Least Corrupt Governments: October 8th. This rank was last shown on September 9th. The first figure in the bracket indicates your movement within Wysterian rank, the second in the world. For Wysteria's top 5 there is also a third one for the amount of points you scored on Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating, and how it's changed since the last time.
Outter Micronesia is 1st in Wysteria and 6th in the world, scoring 411 points (0/0) (+10 points)
Ummagumma 2nd and 15th, scoring 333 (0/+1) (+8)
Thanle 3rd and 50th, scoring 239 (0/-6) (-4)
New Illuve 4th and 61st, scoring 219 (+1/+8) (+15)
Dont Eat the Kittens 5th and 63rd, scoring 215 (-1/-4) (-4)
Daftatt 6th and 101st (+1/-9), Half-Milers 7th and 112th (-1/-22), Galicia-Volhynia 8th and 120th (0/+12), Marldeep 9th and 193rd (0/+39), Shunnach 10th and 263rd (0/-29)
Bruntilia 11th and 281st (0/-10), Stragalestranspets 12th and 400th (0/+29), Wizzywigg 13th and 446th (0/+3), Flanderosa 14th and 578th (0/-17) ,Fortune1 15th and 1,157th (0/+207), South Abrami 16th and 1,421st (+1/+194) ,Audrine 17th and 1,569th (-1/-55) ,Obstinacy 18th and 1,731st (NEW), Wiseauia 19th and 1,916th (0/0), Father Omira 20th and 2,285th (0/-368)
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