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WA Delegate: The Grand Cheesian States of Free Peoples Cheese (elected 112 days ago)

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Wonderful Paradise contains 27 nations, the 358th most in the world.

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The Shortest Average Lifespan in Wonderful Paradise

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Wonderful Paradise is ranked 8,647th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

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1.The Imperial Domain of Arathian nationWA MemberCapitalist Paradise“Nam qui fecit caelum et terram”
2.The Principality of ValoniahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Do whats right, always.”
3.The Holy blue zombie slayers of ButmanlandCorporate Police State“End of all time”
4.The Federation of SenyrrlzonDemocratic Socialists“There's always something that makes you guilty”
5.The Holy Empire of New DarinvilleFather Knows Best State“Look Out Old Mackie is Back!”
6.The Anarcho-Syndicalists of Anarchy UnlimitedAnarchy“XD”
7.The Commonwealth of Wonderful Paradise ShareholderTyranny by Majority“We Protect Your Shares”
8.The Empire of DalekIron Fist Consumerists“Exterminate!”
9.The Peoples Federal Republic of The Demphorian Free StateTyranny by Majority“The True Demphorians”
10.The Republic of The undergodFather Knows Best State“GIve me your money”
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*BREAKING NEWS*
Ovlov is NOT GOING TO GET INVOLVED

BREAKING NEWS FLASH

There is no news tonight.

BREAKING NEWS FLASH
Yes there is, the news is that there is no news.

*BREAKING NEWS*
In an act of public resistance, the Moderna Cheesian Government and all of Her Colonies, led by Bob Cheese II, has declared war against the new Military Junta of Demphor. Bob Cheese II has signed a bill to draft over ten million new soldiers into the army and is publicly asking for the support of former Demphorian Republicans. Cheesian troops are expected to arrive in Demphor tomorrow.

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Breaking

Demphor has announced its candidacy for the next elections on Wednesday, August 22, 2012. The person running for office is Phen Diem Phu, founding a regional political party known as the Nationalist Liberal Party of Wonderful Paradise.

In other news, all Demphorian Republicans have surrendered to the Monarchists. The country will transition into a Kingdom on June 1st, when the military junta will crown the King, George Dormor, who has been recently freed from prison.

*BREAKING NEWS*
The first Cheesian troops have landed in the capital city of Christiana. Although nobody knows the Cheesian government's plans, it is expected that Bob Cheese II will attempt to stop the crowning of the king.

War News

Demphorian troops attacked the landing helicopters as 140 out of the 530 divisions are being moved to the Capital to destroy any counter-coup. The 7th, 3rd and 9th Naval Fleet, combined comprising of 32 Dreadnoughts, 45 destroyers and 8 aircraft carriers are planned to stop any Cheesian invasion of Demphor.

The Junta, now lead by Royal Marshal Henry Anderson, calls for the international community condemn FPC for it's attempt to alter national affairs in other nations without any consent of the government.

"Official statistics of the origional coup only have 5 dead, 12 wounded. Belmont was to be exiled to Ovlov United with his family, although when he tried to escape, he killed a guard in the process and we reacted in self-defence." ~ Henry Anderson.

The Royal 14th Armoured Corps, Demphor's most elite tank battalion, has clashed with green Cheesian forces in the suburbs of the city, inflicting heavy losses and pushing them back.

Military Statistics (according to Absolution NS Tracker)
Total Military: 154,620,000

Army Details
Army Budget: N$8,815,938,619,916.74
Total Army: 69,579,000
Total Army Active: 34,789,500
Total Army Reserves: 34,789,500
Total Divisions: 5,458

Navy Details
Navy Budget: N$1,469,323,103,319.46
Total Navy: 38,655,000
Total Navy Active: 19,327,500
Total Navy Reserves: 19,327,500
Total Squadrons: 3,032

Air Force Details
Air Force Budget: N$4,407,969,309,958.37
Total Air: 46,386,000
Total Air Active: 23,193,000
Total Air Reserves: 23,193,000
Total Air Wings: 3,639

Don't believe the original statistics? Check out: http://tracker.conquestofabsolution.com/demphor

*BREAKING NEWS*
Cheesian soldiers have attempted to storm the front line of the Royal Palace, but were unsuccessful as Demphorian forces successfully pushed them back.

Casualties:
FPC: 1,500,305 soldiers
Demphor: 535,234 soldiers

In other news, Cheesian generals report that a new type of disease, MIV-5, is spreading throughout Cheesian camps. Soldiers are advised to wash hands and avoid contact with the infected. Symptoms include coughing, pink eye, and sore throat, which eventually lead to death.

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