Warzone EuropeWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Warzone Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Warzone Europe is ranked 13,805th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Truly Ingenious Pretitle of Vereinigung Yoroppa SensoCapitalizt“If you have nothing nice to say, come sit with me.”
2.The Felasia Protectorate of EndlidCorporate Bordello“Peace through power”
3.The Original Councillor of ProfessorHennInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Soon.”
4.The Kingdom of FerratumFather Knows Best State“There are no brakes on this train”
5.The Crowned Republic of ScaeveNew York Times Democracy“Mos Majorum”
6.The Matriarchy of Hobo2Mother Knows Best State“This Motto Space For Sale”
7.The Commonwealth of West ScandiaNew York Times Democracy“Komdu sæll?”
8.The Community of Sma HyddorMoralistic Democracy“fråga allt”
9.The Republic of Reformed Oce Col LarchikerIron Fist Consumerists“From Many, One”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of CanmarkwaynorlandNew York Times Democracy“Yes! ”
by Max Barry

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