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Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

If it's really annoying you, I can start a crackdown on this religious propaganda. I've been letting it slide because our comrades from WZEU seem to enjoy it, but if that's not universally the case I can start suppression.

Post by Khronion suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

A stocky statesman stands up, and speaks loudly into a microphone at the Warzone Europe Broadcasting Corporation. "In Warzone Europe, we are staunchly in support of freedom of religion, no matter how much we disagree with it, unlike our communist brethren to the east." Thunderous applause is heard.

:P

Post by Rivercastle suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation wrote:If it's really annoying you, I can start a crackdown on this religious propaganda. I've been letting it slide because our comrades from WZEU seem to enjoy it, but if that's not universally the case I can start suppression.

I don't find them posting here annoying. :P It's just that I wanted to see the whole copy.

Post by Warzone asia peoples daily suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Warzone asia peoples daily

Alright, our printing collective has finally managed to get back into the revolutionary spirit following perhaps a few too many pints of wassail at the Chairman's New Year gala. Here is the latest edition of Warzone Asia People's Daily:

Warzone Asia People's Daily

Bringing you the latest from the Red Warzone
The Official State Media Service of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia!


WZEU Purges Intensify Anticommunist Witch Hunt
[Roleplay]


Worker-inspired rallies in Warzone Europe

As the crumbling nuclear power plants of Armedegon continue to hemorrhage radioactive fallout into the surrounding countryside, Warzone Europe is reeling. Already the strain is beginning to show on members of the corrupt regional government, which is taking increasingly authoritarian steps to suppress dissent and silence the growing revolutionary sentiment. This week alone two entire nations were obliterated from the region on the grounds provided by the interior ministry that they could "[h]ypothetically" be a threat to regional stability. When asked to cite specific charges, the delegate merely stated that they could "potentially pose a huge security risk".

Given this perilous situation, it is only a matter of time before the tenuous alliance of capitalist regimes unravels, and the people rise up in protest against their oppressive government, liberating the proletariat and vindicating the struggles of our glorious People's Republic in the long march towards communism. Thus far the timid opposition is WZEU has been suppressed by anti-socialist fear-mongering and ruthless inquisitions sponsored by the regional government. But such measures will not stem the inevitable tide of progress.

In the face of an increasingly desperate rival, the Warzone Asia Socialist Pact stands vigilant, defending the rights freedoms of the liberated worker and peasant masses. Along the anti-fascist protection rampart lining the Volga River, our valiant forces stand ready for battle at a moment's notice should the vague threats of the capitalist propagandists materialize.

Puppet Sweep Leaves Cimmeria Burning
[Gameplay]


NS Moderating executing a puppet sweeps

Following the deletion of two prominent puppets for (what is described as unintentional) circumvention of forumban, prominent raider figure and leader of the infamous Cimmerian mercenaries, Cora, attempted to quit NationStates altogether by "suicide by mod", a controversial method where players intentionally provoke moderators into deleting puppets and even assigning permanent delete-on-sight status.

Cora elaborated briefly about his reasons for attempting "suicide by mod", likening the increasing burden placed on his life by his role in NationStates to an "addiction", and indicated that the only way to quit and avoid further strife would be to quit cold turkey- and to enforce it by DOS status.

In a turn of events eerily similar to the recent and dramatic downfall of the Black Riders, Cora's puppet holding the founder position in the region of Cimmeria was deleted in a puppet sweep. Unlike in the base of TBR, however, Cora made the decision to lock down the region and purge most of its residents prior to provoking moderation. At present, Cimmeria remains securely passworded, and no official statement has been given in the future of the region. It is unclear what implications this will carry for the rest of gameplay, and by extension, for the Warzones.

Vice-Chairman Ismailiyah CTEs
[Government]


Citizens of the PRWA mourn the passing of our beloved VC

Citizens mourned throughout the Warzones as news broke that our beloved Vice-Chairman of more than a year, Ismailiyah, ceased to exist peacefully overnight. Although no official resignation was ever given to the politburo or citizens, declassified reports from the politburo and Warzone Asia Security Directorate state that the vice-chair had not responded to telegram prompts for some time, leading some to question his dedication to continued leadership.

Within the People's Republic, many theories have arisen to explain the unexpected disappearance of this leading figure of Warzone unity. Some have attempted to pin the sudden disappearance on foreign subterfuge, suggesting that the Vice Chairman may have been bribed or forced to quit under duress in order to destabilize the PRWA as it approaches its second year anniversary. Thus far no evidence has been fourth to support this theory, and official records from the boneyard confirm that VC Ismailiyah ceased to exist from natural causes.

In light of the sudden power vacuum, the state of emergency initiated in response to Esamiran aggression has been extended. It is unknown when a replacement for the beloved figure will be found and appointed. No plans have been given for an official state funeral, though the office of the chairman released a brief statement encouraging citizens to reflect mournfully.

Read dispatch

In this edition: Anticommunist fervor intensifies the government crackdown in WZEU; Cimmeria in chaos after founder Cora is subjected to puppet sweep; and Vice Chair Ismailiyah's unexpected departure from office.

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Thanks to the diplomatic and intelligence efforts of our comrades abroad, our People's Republic has been alerted to a potential scheme to overthrow the native government in a military training exercise. At the present time we believe the threat has been deterred, as the region sponsoring the maneuvers has indicated that they are not particular about the venue, and hold no ill will towards our community.

As a necessary security measure, two of the nations involved in the planned maneuvers, which had first moved to our region before seemingly changing their minds, have been temporarily prohibited from reentry.

Post by Brightonburg Ad Puppet suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

A speical keg tonight.. enjoy,..

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Post by Apulita suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation wrote:Thanks to the diplomatic and intelligence efforts of our comrades abroad, our People's Republic has been alerted to a potential scheme to overthrow the native government in a military training exercise. At the present time we believe the threat has been deterred, as the region sponsoring the maneuvers has indicated that they are not particular about the venue, and hold no ill will towards our community.
As a necessary security measure, two of the nations involved in the planned maneuvers, which had first moved to our region before seemingly changing their minds, have been temporarily prohibited from reentry.

Well sorted, Chairman. If there are any security concerns in future know that you may rely on us! You communist dogs deserve a much worse death than they'd give you. :P

Post by Brightonburg beer i suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

/Passes out pint glasses.

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Post by BrightonBurg suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

First poll of the year,come and vote friends,largest poll choices ever!

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Reminder: All WA nations must endorse the delegate (myself) immediately upon entry. Those who fail to do so without providing a plausible explanation will be ejected as a necessary security measure.

Velkon and Vaghar

Post by Esamiro suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Mother Sandra saw the new creatures and was delighted.
When the sun set, Father Laurentius crept to Earth and consumed the creatures in darkness.
Thus did Mother Sandra create the Moon.

Book of Laurentius, Chapter I, Verse IX

Gloru la Kvarunuon!

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Subsequent to the passing of Ismailiyah, the position of Vice Chair will be filled by State Security Minister, Velkon. The necessary paperwork for this appointment, in accordance with the existing state-of-emergency, will be filed with the People's Legislative Assembly for review shortly.

Additionally, a new edition of Warzone Asia People's Daily was released this morning. Of chief interest is the upcoming two-year anniversary of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia, and the PJC's first ruling on the new civil rights acts.

Warzone Asia People's Daily

Bringing you the latest from the Red Warzone
The Official State Media Service of the People's Republic of Warzone Asia!


PRWA Celebrates Two Years of Liberation
[Government]

Photo of the February Revolution from the regional museum

As indicated by the World Factbook Entry, the two-year anniversary of the revolutionary movement which liberated Warzone Asia from its years of foreign oppression and exploitation and began its long march towards the native-communist ideal is nearly upon us. On February 3rd, the historic date of Chairman Campbell's revolutionary proclamation, the People's Republic of Warzone Asia will celebrate two years of its existence. With two years of progress behind us, now is the perfect opportunity to gaze upon the glorious triumphs of socialism in the Warzones.

In the two years since the February revolution, the politburo reports an increase in population of more than 400%, credited largely to the advances in productivity of collectivized agriculture and industrial construction. Furthermore, security analysis from the Warzone Asia Security Directorate has indicated, despite a fluctuating WA membership, an overall trend of declining raided attacks. In particular, a 200% drop in the percentage of successful subversion attempts, as well as a decrease in violations of border and communications policy, has been credited to keen work by overseas intelligence services, and the indefatigable efforts of the politburo itself.

As we look back on our achievements, we must also look forward to the future. On this occasion of our anniversary, we must ask ourselves not only what we have achieved, and what we still hope to achieve. In the words of Comrade Sigmund Jähn, "Socialism is not about walling ourselves in. It is about working together with others. Not just to dream of a better world, but to work together to make it a reality.

On this second anniversary of our grand socialist experiment, we must remember not only our own story, but the much larger revolutionary struggle. We must endeavor to revive the spirit of Comrade Ismailiyah, and the founding vision of Comrade Codger, not only in our own region, but abroad as well.

Hostile Probing Raids Smashed
[Military]

Native worker-peasant militias on parade in the Forbidden City

Making good on the statements issued earlier in WAPD, this week the Warzone Asia Security Directorate, in cooperation with allied intelligence and support, successfully deterred two probable threats described as "probing raids" for outside interlopers. In the first case two non-WA puppets were ejected following intercepted chatter from their home region over a "training exercise".

Only a short time later another puppet was ejected after joining the WA immediately prior to update and failing to follow endorsement procedures. In the latter case sources from within the politburo indicate classified intelligence also pointed towards hostile intentions.

Statements of support from fraternal allies have flooded into the politburo, offering promises of solidarity, and military aid if needed. Thus far the indefatigable efforts of the People's Republic, in cooperation with active defenders and intelligence gathering, have proven sufficient to defend the region from a foreign takeover.

PJC Declares Political Wisdom Persona Non Grata
[Government]

The interim facilities of the PRWA People's Judicial Court

Following up on their history of subversive and inflammatory remarks, the controversial figure of Political wisdom earned the attention of the People's Judicial Court this morning following homophobic and inflammatory remarks on the regional message board of Warzone Europe. While the local government declined to act upon the remarks, aside from an official statement condemning and warning PW of possible consequences for future infractions, the PJC sprung into action.

The offending comments (which will not be repeated for sensitivity reasons), were found to violate the Personal Safety Assurance Act, passed following efforts from the international community at the NS World Fair to crack down on discrimination and harassment. Another concern of NSWF delegates, critical to the current case, was resolved in the Overseas Evidence Act, which explicitly permits the PJC to consider activity outside the PRWA in order to establish a pattern of behavior.

A speedy ruling from the People's Judicial Court made in a closed session earlier today confirmed the flagrant violation of both the letter of the law and the larger spirit of the People's Republic in affording each member of the community an equal opportunity to participate. Although the PJC declined to declare Political Wisdom an Enemy of the People's Republic, as he poses no direct threat to the state, and indeed the comments were not so severe as to merit such extraordinary measures, the government of the PRWA wishes to make fully clear that it stands behind its principles.

Read dispatch

Velkon

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Post by Morozovia suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

I like our Peaceful Socialist region... Even though most call is Communism and yet we have a State Government not oppressing its people. ;D

Velkon

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Political wisdom, in case you were not aware, you have been declared Persona Non Grata by the People's Judicial Court due to your behavior in Warzones Europe and Africa. You are not welcome to continue your activities here.

Morozovia wrote:I like our Peaceful Socialist region... Even though most call is Communism and yet we have a State Government not oppressing its people. ;D

Thank you, your vote of confidence means a great deal.

Velkon

Post by Neo BrightonBurg suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Booze drop.

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Velkon

Post by Velkon suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Neo BrightonBurg wrote:Booze drop.
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Thanks fam.

Post by Political wisdom suppressed by a moderator.

Post by Justinian the conqueror suppressed by Velkon.

Justinian the conqueror

South Orkney will be taking over your region. Beware of its might.

Post self-deleted by Rusiyah.

Post by Ormyllia suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

BTFO

Velkon

Post by North campbell nation suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation

Welcome to Warzone Asia. We really seem to be living up to our "Warzone" tag this week.

Velkon

Post by Apulita suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

So long as Warzone Europe stands, Warzone Asia must stand as well.

... damn communists...

Post by Esamiro suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

North campbell nation wrote:Welcome to Warzone Asia. We really seem to be living up to our "Warzone" tag this week.

That appears to be so. However, I can't help but to look forward to the day when a less heretical leader takes charge. Perhaps... no, I will not summon her back.

Post by Anddd suppressed by An angry sports fan from north carolina.

Esamiro wrote:That appears to be so. However, I can't help but to look forward to the day when a less heretical leader takes charge. Perhaps... no, I will not summon her back.

I would second that perception.

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