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Islaamistan wrote:

those must be botched islaamistani look alike weapons! our weapons are so good that their fakes are being sold in the black market in the millions!

That's how bad Islaamistani law enforcement is?

United-hayat wrote:

I had to google Malik Arthoor until I showed it as "Showing results for malik arthur" I got the joke XD

come on hayat! where's your humour sensor today?!!?

where the hell is Slovenya gone!

Islaamistan wrote:

legend has it, that even Saddam couldn't pick the Kalashnikov in front of his generals, they were shocked and then he nervously laughed and said i don't want that rifle it looks crap anyway...

lol reminds me of a folk tale about a wolf and grapes

Western Arab Empire wrote:

lol reminds me of a folk tale about a wolf and grapes

what...is...that...even...about....xD

Islaamistan wrote:

legend has it, that even Saddam couldn't pick the Kalashnikov in front of his generals, they were shocked and then he nervously laughed and said i don't want that rifle it looks crap anyway...

I was about to agree with you until...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/06/0D65292E00000578-0-image-a-4_1423214156464.jpg
HOWEVER, this might be an Iraqi-made Kalashnikov, this would explain why Saddam produced it... he isn't able to wield an original Kalashnikov!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zastava_M70
"The Zastava M70 series was manufactured in Iraq by Al-Qadissiya Establishments as the Tabuk. Most widely used by Military Police."

Western Arab Empire wrote:

By Islaamistanis. Because citizens of WAE would never do something like that. Remember, they're the most law abiding citizens of the UEI.

well technically they are abiding the law! the wae government promotes this black market to manipulate islaamistan!

More like the Fox and the Dates... eh? eh?! guys...? g-get it?

United-hayat wrote:

More like the Fox and the Dates... eh? eh?! guys...? g-get it?

Yep, he shot his sense of humor dead with one of Saddam's Kalashnikov lol

Western Arab Empire wrote:

Yep, he shot his sense of humor dead with one of Saddam's Kalashnikov lol

looool

Western Arab Empire wrote:

Yep, he shot his sense of humor dead with one of Saddam's Kalashnikov lol

Suppressed for exceeding the savage limit.

Western Arab Empire wrote:

And I think Islaamistan has a Jamaican classmate at uni....

lol for me it sounds more like a indian accent