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May the 1st marks Iraqs National Sofa (couch) day 😂😂😂
RIP to our dignity, our national hero the Iraqi Sofa 😔

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36204060

Lol am not even really a supporter of the protests but the government was being ridiculous, they care more about that white sofa over everything else the country has been going through for the past month...

Kawther this is dangerous for you lol without slovenya I bet you 100 percent CSA will claim her lands

Kawther wrote:

Cant you use your phone?

Hmm let me see if works

Islaamistan wrote:

Kawther this is dangerous for you lol without slovenya I bet you 100 percent CSA will claim her lands

Dont worry goosey I wont leave ;D

Slovenya wrote:

She agreed to sharemap? Shes moving a lot to the south
Oh and mobile is horrible XD

Erm she is gathering her troops to the coasts 😔

Kawther wrote:

Erm she is gathering her troops to the coasts 😔

I think slovenya told her I'm going to attack lolol

Kawther wrote:

Or they want to attack both of us 😒 we cant trust girls when they work togther for global domination! (Lol i sound like one of those 1900s british men in the era of the suffergets) 😂

Slovenya only agreed not to attack her because she was a girl lol I bet

I stilldont know if i should run for the elections

This time tomorrow I will be in a aluminium coffin being hurled towards the Mediterranean sea at over 500 miles per hour

Kawther wrote:

0_o
erm... ok?

What if I get shot down by Russians

Arabic dictionary wrote:

Don't worry heartbroken Egyptian hijackers will get you first 😂😂😂😂.

😂😂😂😂😂

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Arabic dictionary wrote:

Don't worry heartbroken Egyptian hijackers will get you first 😂😂😂😂.

Loooooool reference to the Cyprus hijacker? XD