Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers
WA Delegate: 
The Webway Empire of The Republic of the Monarchy of Angus (elected 10 days ago)
Founder: 
The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia
Embassies: New Lunar Republic, Orbital Friendship Cannon HQ, City of Gotham, Pony Lands, Equestria, and 12 others.Angels of Derp, Caballete Equus, Trojans, Australia, The Epic Pony Region, The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR, The Luna Federation, Soviet Equestria, UCR, The Confederacy of Independent Systems, The Brony Political Party, and Darwin Allied Republics.
Construction of embassies with Kolaskyva has commenced. Completion expected in 2 days 12 hours.
Tags: National Sovereigntist, Casual, Independent, Password, Role Player, and 3 others.Medium, Multi-Species, and Magical.
Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers contains 13 nations, the 975th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Influential in Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
As a region, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers is ranked 951st in the world for Most Influential.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sloshy Sloshing Sloshyness of Sloshville | Capitalist Paradise | “We slosh the slosh in slosh” |
| 2. | The Webway Empire of The Republic of the Monarchy of Angus | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Officer, that white powder is only icing sugar. Honest.” |
| 3. |  The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia | Democratic Socialists | “Equality for all sophont races.” |
| 4. |  The Now Mechanicus Ruled Empire of Imperials | Iron Fist Consumerists | “None shall stop the quest for Knowledge” |
| 5. |  The CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS of Temenras | Iron Fist Consumerists | “THROW ME A CLIP SO I CAN DO SOME DAMAGE.” |
| 6. |  The Republic of Soviet Rustralia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There is nothing to fear but fear itself.” |
| 7. |  The Recruiter Banishing Crusade of Ponification for Earths Rebirth | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Hail the Crusade, Purge the Recruiter, Praise Krass!” |
| 8. |  The Rogue Nation of Ebennar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ponification for Earths Rebirth” |
| 9. |  The Barren Desert City of Indatris | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Trade, Defence, Pride” |
| 10. |  The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Penguins Utilising Collateral Killsprees” |
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Regional Happenings
- 23 hours ago: Embassy established between Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers and Darwin Allied Republics.
- 23 hours ago:
The Union of Imperial Republic's of Atelia of the region Kolaskyva agreed to construct embassies. - 1 day 12 hours ago: The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia proposed constructing embassies with Kolaskyva.
- 1 day 12 hours ago: The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia proposed constructing embassies with Constantinople.
- 1 day 12 hours ago: The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia proposed constructing embassies with Eastern Kingdoms.
- 4 days ago: The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia proposed constructing embassies with Ankh Mauta.
- 4 days ago: The Equestrian Commonwealth of Ashturia agreed to construct embassies with Darwin Allied Republics.
- 5 days ago:
The Republic of New Brentsylvania of the region Darwin Allied Republics proposed constructing embassies. - 9 days ago:
The Armoured Combat Enforcers of Juggernautilus Armed Forces arrived from The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR. - 9 days ago:
The Mechanised Space Empire of Juggernautilus arrived from The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR.
Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers Regional Message Board
Loading...An earth pony mare walks up to the Syndicate meeting table from the shadows, wearing a suit and a suspicious set of sunglasses.
"Fillies, gentlecolts and those to eventually be converted...
I am Rosey Vision, High Knight of the PER in charge of publicity. Needless to say, the reason The Webway Empire of The Republic of the Monarchy of Angus gathered us here today is obvious: the declaration of war by The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade. The PER will join The Republic of the Monarchy of Angus and The CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS of Temenras in removing the threat of Trade.
The operatives we had stationed in key nations across the multiverse are amassing now in an undisclosed location within swift striking distance of Trade. With the combined might of our allies, our tactical analysis shows that we are close to twice the power of Trade's military. We will stop at nothing to ensure that the foul regime of Trade does not spread past its borders.
Here is our message to you, 'His Supreme Being: Apetenodytes Force Terriflying-sama': far from the oppressive eye of the WorldGovernment, the Crusade has grown. As of now, our Crusaders number 1.723 billion, and our initiated Templars 80 million. Though our Crusade aimed originally to purify Earth, now we turn our eyes to all sapient species born unblessed with a sacred equine form. We turn our eyes to those given a thirst for blood, in the hopes of curing them. In doing so, sometimes we must turn a blind eye to those who would further our cause through violence for the greater good of the multiverse.
Our Crusade in the USSR can wait, 'His Supreme Being: Apetenodytes Force Terriflying-sama'. Your violent avian populace, and then you, will be freed from the shackles of your nature. You will embrace the Herd or perish through the might of our allies. In doing so we will prevent you taking your war to the world at large. If we cannot save you, then we will save all others from you.
Laudate autem Crucesignatione. May the Light of Celestia find you."
The pony disappears into the shadows as suddenly as she appeared.
OOC: Am I doing Type 3 Social Darwinist right? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSocialDarwinist
Dear Friends and Leaders of USSR
Due to the militaristic sabre rattling, Norkesque regional policies and EXPORT OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED AND NOW AMBULATORY DEAD TO SURROUNDING NATIONS, it has been decided that the former member of the USSR, 
The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade, is to be ejected from Discworld until such time that the undead population has been eradicured and his ways have changed. The SCIENCE! Division has only used a small amount of their power to transfer his disc-segment to The Rejected Realms, allowing re-entry by popular vote, but rest assured: any further hostilities will be immediately acted upon with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
Hopefully this will discourage any other nations from going down that same route - the tech-heads on the R.A.G.H.E.A.D. platform are starting to get very shaky.
Hugs and Kisses
~Lord-Inquisitor Grendel Wolfe
TRADE NEWS UPDATE
His Supreme Being issues a sincere apology to those in His fellow region of USSR. His Supreme Being will keep the hostility and insanity limited to the evidently highlighted borders of His own nation, Trade. His Supreme Being will attempt to cooperate to the best of His ability during his time in USSR and urges all past offences to be recognised as immature decisions. However, His Supreme Being will still not allow Trade to succumb to the democratic and peaceful lifestyle presented by certain other nations in USSR and will continue to manufacture bio weapons such as Trade's Trademark (no pun intended) Necrosis Cannons to be used only in times of emergency and/or danger. His Supreme Being also has information to report regarding the region The Black Riders where Trade was situated during the recent incident.
The stated nation is very disorderly, despite externally appearing to be well constructed and formal. Each nation sees themselves above all others, such as the former Trade, and therefore, few decisions can be made in short amounts of time, leading to the rapid decline of their population in times of apocalypse. (They all decided to export zombies). Also, one lowly member of their region sent me a telegram asking if "I was an ex-raider" to which His Supreme Being replied with an elaborate anecdote which didn't actually answer his question. Finally, it took approximately 15hrs for their WA Delegate to realise His Supreme Being's presense and "welcome" Him into the region. Summing up, The Black Riders are a group of arrogant grunts who intimidate smaller regions only with sheer numbers and actually cannot even keep themselves together. Their threat level is minimal, further evidenced by their Condemned status and there are much greater worries over yonder. These dogs have learntall their tricks.
As a final word of gratitude for allowing His Supreme Being and Trade to re-enter USSR, His Supreme Being tips His hat towards the higher-ups of USSR and repositions Trade in its rightful sector on the map. He hopes it has been untouched since His ejection.
From the desk of His Supreme Being,
His Supreme Being: Aptenodytes Force Terriflying-sama of The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade
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Subject: Apocalypse! assistance needed,
Admiral 1903A reporting! our fleet has been ravaged by an unknown disease which has taken hold of the civilian living ships spreading through inter-ship shuttles. The dense population has resulted in rapid infection of the entire civilian fleet including our esteemed leader A.C.E Watson. We have observed many ships sacrifice themselves in attempts to end the infection, and our defense force was alerted in time to prevent further spread through our military ships. The was heavy fighting in the narrow corridors and compartments employing the use of Armored Hexybugs and inter-ship bombardment. We survived. Many Billions are dead, Millions are infected. We come seeking a cure. If the situation persists any longer we will be forced to purge the undead.
The Armoured Combat Enforcers of Juggernautilus Armed Forces, member of the Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers.
For The Greater Good
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OOC well aware that this message is a bit late
Why make the WA Delegate a leader who only checks the problems in his nation every 27 days? If anyone, His Supreme Being should be nominated for such a regal an responsible position.
*Resounding silence in the Syndicate meeting room.*
And yet, the only vote still goes to Sloshville. I wonder why. *twitch*
Give up the Delegate position, 
The Sloshy Sloshing Sloshyness of Sloshville, otherwise His Supreme Being will personally and singlehandedly obliterate your leader from the dimension.
Well, well, well, Mr. Aptenodytes Force Terriflying-sama, we've arrived at the usual impasse we always have. Not only are you threatening a member of the USSR Non-Aggression Pact, you are threatening him for a position he no longer holds.
I, and the rest of the board members, agree that we should take your threat against The Sloshy Sloshing Sloshyness of Sloshville as a threat against us. We therefore invite you to take the chance to win delegate status in our favourite game - DISCORD Deathmatch. You can choose force size if you wish, but I must warn you - the less people you want me to take, the harder PsyOps and Accounts Division get.
Ladies, Gentlemen, пони and Time Lord, I tell you this: In these dark days, money and time are hard to come by. That's why Wolfe Entertainments (a subsidiary of Wolfe Enterprises) is offering USSR member nations special deals on tickets to the MATCH OF THE DECADE!
Tickets are available, beginning at 50|o| for a spectator seat, 150|o| for ringside, 250|o| for Bunker viewing (add 100|o| for catering, 50|o| for the Authentic Wench Experience™) and only 750|o| for a placing in the WEAC GOLEM Team, allowing you to view the carnage from your very own GOLEM Uberbattlemenschen Heavy Armour Suit in the most Mathematical! experience of your life!
Please Reply
Thankyou very good.
- Colonel-Seer Vergil, WEAC PsyOps/COINTELPRO Division
His Supreme Being has to continually question you all: Why protect a nation which isn't worth the effort? His Supreme Being most definitely agrees that the new WA Delegate certainly has a more renowned reputation than the former, that despicable dweeb. But why hold back the fight? His Supreme Being: Emperor Aptenodytes Force Terriflying-sama sees no reason to object against this MATCH OF THE DECADE! Nay, the CENTURY!!! Let us hope our warriors the finest bout in the arena and realise the true potential of our respective nations, 
The Webway Empire of The Republic of the Monarchy of Angus. His Supreme Being hopes his opponents are not completely disadvantaged by His Weaponisation Department's newly tested Beta weaponry of the second highest order: The Massively Accelerated Galvanic Scoliosis Exclamations (MAGS!)
Courtesy of Trade and TRotMoA:
On the twelfth day in Discworld, Russia's Gov. gave to me:
12 Timelords timing
11 ponies pwning
10 malnourished penguins
9 religious hippies
8 Tribal fleets
7 sloshadillos
6 Slavs a-Slav-ing
5 Gooolden Biiits!
4 imperials
3 butt cheeks
2 Juggernauts
And a cake made of TT-33s!
