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The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalist Paradise“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Emoticons of Smiley BobDemocratic Socialists“Where's my wallet?”
3.The Stench in the Holy Nostrils of The Hunnish NationsCapitalizt“Hunny! I'm ho-ome!”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Publishing Juggernaut of New Old New New YorkCivil Rights Lovefest“☆ Setting the pace since 4 June 2004☆”
6.The Rogue Nation of SinkorswimCapitalizt“Everyone is useful, if only as fertilizer”
7.The United States of MidlandsCorporate Bordello“Don't just do something - stand there”
8.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
9.The Kingdom of ITI I AristocraticCorporate Police State“Be aristocratic”
10.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
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by Max Barry

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