The URAP
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Aryan Empire of Ubedarn
Tags: Medium.
Regional Power: Moderate
The URAP contains 17 nations, the 572nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in The URAP
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, The URAP is ranked 917th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Duchy of Crusader Jerusalem | Corporate Police State | “For Christendom” |
| 2. |  The Aryan Empire of Ubedarn | Corporate Police State | “Ich bin Der allmächtige Gott von Höllenfeuer” |
| 3. |  The Surgical Saturnalia of Dr Josef Mengele | Father Knows Best State | “Director of Pediatric Surgery, Tel Aviv Hospital” |
| 4. |  The Odd Orchestra of Orphans | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Trust breeds Betrayal” |
| 5. |  The World of White Devils | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Your pain is our pleasure” |
| 6. |  The Dry Cleaning Emporium of Touching Cloth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hurry Up, I'm Sitting On A Horses Head Out Here” |
| 7. |  The Unfinished Business of Makhnovist Insurgents | Iron Fist Socialists | “NO GOD! NO MASTER!” |
| 8. |  The Federation of Class Warfare | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Class Unity! Class Pride!” |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Totenkopf 88 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Do Not Tolerate Traitors” |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of Jimill Fixit | Iron Fist Socialists | “Now then, now then” |
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Regional Happenings
- 115 minutes ago:
The World of White Devils departed this region for The Conservative Coalition. - 2 days 23 hours ago:
The Rogue Nation of Jimill Fixit arrived from The West Pacific. - 3 days 22 hours ago: The Dry Cleaning Emporium of Touching Cloth arrived from Osiris.
- 4 days ago:
The Federation of Class Warfare arrived from Osiris. - 7 days ago:
The Event Horizon of Phuture Musick arrived from The West Pacific. - 11 days ago:
The Rogue Nation of The Republic of People arrived from The Rejected Realms. - 12 days ago:
The Unfinished Business of Makhnovist Insurgents arrived from The Internationale. - 15 days ago:
The Dictatorship of Totenkopf 88 arrived from The South Pacific. - 17 days ago:
The Anarcho-Communist Gun Club of Workers Resistance arrived from Anarchy. - 30 days ago:
The Dominion of The Rabbit departed this region for Hotel Quebec.
The URAP Regional Message Board
Loading...HEIL HITLER!
Me and ubydan go way back. When he wakes up from his seat-sniffing induced coma he will probably eject me but he has to. To cover up his feelings towards me. Hail chip pan head!
Ay up WR lad. Hows it hanging? Uberdarns me dad. Mother and I miss him so. Come back dad.
Feeling a bit ropey pal. Had a pasty for me dinner and I think it was yesterdays. Gone right through me. Give it ten before you use the khazi mate.
Perhaps I could interest you jabbering Stalinist vagabonds in some nice...err.. "veal" cutlets. I brought some in fresh, straight from the hospital.
OMG Doc you 're outrageous. Keep taking the funny pills though, still a bit to go yet. You know doc, I can call you doc right? anyway doc, there are some here who might consider your wee jokey jokes, what's the word? ah yes, offensive
LEMME THRU HERE
i gotta use the crapper i got the turtles head - its come out for a look around and everything.
Jeeeez!!!!!
Who's been in here? It fackin stinks of pasty.
WR are you alright? I think you might need to see the arse doctor. Wait! Dr. JM? You're full of shi' aren't you? Praps you can help?
The Dry Cleaning Emporium of Touching Cloth
INVOICE No. 1488
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To:
The URAP
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For removing stains and general dried in crust from bedsheets and returning them to their previously pristine white condition.
Cleaning of 'hoods'.
Polishing of boots until face can be seen in same.
Disposal of 'art pamphlets'.
$100.04
Please pay within 14 days.
Now then, now then guys and gals uauauauauauh what have we got here then? A letter, it says Dear Jim, please will you fix it for me to grow enough bum fluff so that I can get a Hitler tash. Everytime I nearly get some my cat Mr Tuffy Tuffy Toot Toot licks it off. And that is from a Doctor no less. Dr Joe Menkele and he is aged eleven and three quarters. Uauauauauauauauauh
I wish umptydarn, I mean me dad would hurry up and ban us. It's boring here. Let's go to the baths or summat else. Plus he'll just get all up himself when he does, write summat crap about us after he's banned us and then do a one-armed trouser salute and all his soft mates will all cream their jodphurs. Of course, when I say arm...
