The WorldWorld Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.The Incorporated States of UniserveCorporate Police State“Our upstream provider did it!”
3.The Empire of TreznorCivil Rights Lovefest“Recruiting Spammers get reported to the game mods.”
4.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
5.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
6.The Sindar Empire of AelosiaCompulsory Consumerist State“Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!”
7.The Truly Holy Purple Empire of Papa New GunniesburbFather Knows Best State“Follow the True Path”
8.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
9.The Pacific Consul of AleisyrInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Defend the Pacific! Endorse Pierconium!”
10.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesCivil Rights Lovefest“What goes around, comes around.”
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by Max Barry

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