The Longest Average Lifespans in the South Pacific
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,334th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
|1.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||New York Times Democracy||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The Republic of Danimal||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Wisdom, justice, and moderation”|
|4.||The South Pacific Consortium of Gauthier||Democratic Socialists||“You're Not Just a Citizen, You're a Partner!”|
|5.||The Dracocracy of Theorin||Democratic Socialists||“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”|
|6.||The Clusterfudge of Chuck69||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Don't Like It? Get the F Out!”|
|7.||The Empire of Ganiax||Father Knows Best State||“Them's fightin' words.”|
|8.||The Pacifist States of The United Expanse||Democratic Socialists||“Some causes are worth dying for, but none worth killing”|
|9.||The Empire of Badger Wind||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Release the crazed robot squid with laser eyes!”|
|10.||The Junglist Robot Republic of Potatodom||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Kung Fu. Potatos. Bladders. All are free in Potatodom. ”|