The Skeleton ArmyBoard

The holy skeleton king wrote:

I've unleashed skeletons from their prisons of flesh yes. And more will be set free in the near future.

But did you get their permission before you released them? You know how I feel about what you are doing.

Plaque you usually created them out of nothing

Necromancer vince wrote:

Grim reaper: Remember what i said about the delicate balance, if you make me work overtime i swear to me!

Grim reaper: Do not threat Ramatupacs i shall keep this lout in line...

*Collective soldiers stare angrily at the Grim reaper*

Mercenary: Release Vince you've had your fun

Soldiers: Yeah

Most were excited. Some not so much. But now they are all loving their skeleton life. I've gained 2 million skeleton citizens! For not I shall rest with the power and allow the new comers to get use to their new life and surroundings.

*two skeletons are liberated from their fleshie prisons*

*They are welcomed to their new homes*

HEY YOU SKELLETONS! South titania said you are all a bunch of lazy bones and that you could not even run a duck up water!

*squeaks and flies back home*

South titania puppet1 wrote:

What foolishness is this , I said no such thing! First of all, it's absolutely impossible for them to run a duck up water because they don't even have the brains to do so.

Titania insulted you!

Wait.. skeletons have no muscle tissue.. or any types of organs..

Is that considered an insult not not? I am confused..

I'm confused as to why we'd want to do a lot of the things we do do...

*Slowly walks into the region backwards so no one notices he is actually entering*

I can 'take care' of the rum for you...

*Shove the gigantic Royal Birthday Cake into the oven, and close it.*

*Wind up a cake baking watch.*

A Spade wrote:

Ooooh, the first party guests are wandering in. Aperitif in the Royal Rose Garden!

Come on over to the tables decked with white tablecloths, the skull-decorated silver lanterns. Dry martinis? Ronnie's extra piratey rum? Mango juice? There are antipasti from... where are the antipasti we ordered?

Right here Mr Spade! The hyperdrift didn't work...

Malevolent Thomas slowly climbs out of his crypt for he has been at rest for quite some time. Once out, he proceeds to crack every bone he possibly can throughout his body.

I remembered to wake up, but I can't quite remember what fo- *breaks into a long yawn*

Thomas looks around and spots several Islanders walking around the place.

Oh, I see... it must be a counter invasion!

*dives back into crypt to grab to collect weaponry*

Malevolent thomas wrote:

Malevolent Thomas slowly climbs out of his crypt for he has been at rest for quite some time. Once out, he proceeds to crack every bone he possibly can throughout his body.

I remembered to wake up, but I can't quite remember what fo- *breaks into a long yawn*

Thomas looks around and spots several Islanders walking around the place.

Oh, I see... it must be a counter invasion!

*dives back into crypt to grab to collect weaponry*

Shy guyias bank wrote:

*opens my "If a Skeleton Attacks Safe kit" and takes out a Bullet Bill RPG from the kit*

No, no, no, guys! Thomas, shhhhhh, it's a surprise party for Queen Ramazakal. Not an invasion.

Here, have some coffee au rum.