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Founder: The Hidden Treasures of Delano Cave

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The Shire - Barley is used for brewing beer in the Northfarthing and the warm climate of the southern area is conducive to growing pipe-weed. Much of the rest of the land is devoted to the the cultivation of mushrooms, which, curiously enough, is a Hobbit delicacy.

Embassies: gondor, Mordor, Minas Tirith, Sauron, Ivory Tower, Lothlorien, Middle Earth, and Rohan.

Tags: Independent, Casual, and Minuscule.

The Shire contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Shire

As a region, The Shire is ranked 2,775th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mind Controling Dominion of The Puppet MastersCorporate Police State“We Pull Your Strings”
2.The Matriarchy of Belladonna TookCapitalist Paradise“From across The Water”
3.The Hidden Treasures of Delano CaveCapitalizt“Beyond here be dragons”

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Marinated grilled portobello mushrooms

20 large mushroom caps
3 dl olive oil
4 tablespoons sesame oil
6 tablespoons soy sauce
4 tablespoons lemon juice
salt to taste

Mix the marinade and pour over mushrooms. Marinate for 1-2 hours. Grill mushrooms, briefly 6-10 minutes. Eat with freshly baked bread.

You could have a Worm breath on them for a second or two and get the same effect.

It would speed up the grilling.

I just wonder, if I invite people to 'Taste my delicious Worm Breath Mushrooms!' - will they, instead of eating them, pass the mushroom bowl around and around like a mathom?

Maybe one of the guests all say: "I'll take a Stab at that."

Or a Sting?

Here is another. I hope you like.

Oyster Mushrooms with Wild Rice

Wild rice
Vegetable stock or water
Oyster mushrooms
Sliced shallots
Minced garlic
Olive oil
White wine

Cook wild rice in vegetable stock or lightly salted water as indicated on package. Cut off tough stems from oyster mushrooms. Heat some olive oil in pan, sauté shallots for a minute or so, add garlic. Add the oyster mushrooms. Season with salt and pepper and let the mushrooms brown a bit. Once the mushrooms and the wild rice are done, turn down heat, add the rice to the pan. Pour a glass of white wine over it and let cook over low heat a little until the wine is absorbed. Serve with chopped parsley.

I'll have to take a Stab at that recipe.

May I wish The Shire a merry holiday season.

Elvish Holiday Card
Artist: Petitpotato on Deviantart.

I was pleasantly surprised to see my husband and I appear in the film The Battle of the Five Armies. Well, our portraits do.

The Evil Lord Sauron offers his season's greetings both to the Leaders and to the ordinary folks of The Shire!

It is his fervent hope that your celebrations have been both joyous and spirited. May your region grow and continue to be united in love and camaraderie in the new year. May an appreciation for Tolkein's work ever guide you.

The Evil Lord Sauron and his servant The Witch-King of Angmar Malkir also wish to you to inform you of the results of new elections within Mordor that relations between our regions may flourish.

Melkor the dark now serves as head of our Internal Affairs in the role of Lord of Cirith Ungol.
9003 now serves as head of our Foreign Affairs as the Mouth of Sauron.
Nyyx now acts as the head of our Cultural Affairs in the role of Shelob.

Feel free to reach out to these officials on any business you may have with Mordor. It is our hope that relations and fruitful collaboration may grow between our regions united in shared interests.

Signed January 2, 2015
Evil Lord Sauron

Stay for delicious mushroom stew next time!

Here's a factbook, an excerpt on Belladonna from the Red Book of Westmarch.
Belladonna Took Biography

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