The Shire RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Hidden Treasures of Delano Cave

World Factbook Entry

The Shire - Barley is used for brewing beer in the Northfarthing and the warm climate of the southern area is conducive to growing pipe-weed. Much of the rest of the land is devoted to the the cultivation of mushrooms, which, curiously enough, is a Hobbit delicacy.

Embassies: gondor, Mordor, Minas Tirith, Sauron, The Shadow of Mordor, Ivory Tower, Lothlorien, Middle Earth, and Umbar.

Tags: Independent, Casual, and Minuscule.

The Shire contains 3 nations.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Subsidized Industry in The Shire

Nations ranked highly devote relatively large amounts of public money to subsidizing business, a practice known as 'corporate welfare.'

As a region, The Shire is ranked 5,025th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mind Controling Dominion of The Puppet MastersCorporate Police State“We Pull Your Strings”
2.The Hidden Treasures of Delano CaveCapitalizt“Beyond here be dragons”
3.The Matriarchy of Belladonna TookCapitalist Paradise“From across The Water”

Regional Happenings


The Shire Regional Message Board

Sounds lovely.

We Tooks have hunted the ferocious wild mushrooms in the four Farthings for many a year.

Be careful that you don't encounter the Lambton Worm.

I've only ever met Worms made of pyrotechnics. I wonder what a real Worm looks like.

I have no desire to find out.

You may have a point there. I don't want to become a scorched hobbit.

Marinated grilled portobello mushrooms

20 large mushroom caps
3 dl olive oil
4 tablespoons sesame oil
6 tablespoons soy sauce
4 tablespoons lemon juice
salt to taste

Mix the marinade and pour over mushrooms. Marinate for 1-2 hours. Grill mushrooms, briefly 6-10 minutes. Eat with freshly baked bread.

You could have a Worm breath on them for a second or two and get the same effect.

It would speed up the grilling.

I just wonder, if I invite people to 'Taste my delicious Worm Breath Mushrooms!' - will they, instead of eating them, pass the mushroom bowl around and around like a mathom?

Maybe one of the guests all say: "I'll take a Stab at that."

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