WA Delegate: The Republic of 9007 (elected )
Founder: Delano cave
Today's World Census Report
The Most Extreme in The Shire
The World Census developed the following ranking based on a rather vague survey of nations to uncover 'odd or fundamentalist social, economic, or political systems'.
As a region, The Shire is ranked 5,972nd in the world for Most Extreme.
|1.||The Mind Controling Dominion of The Puppet Masters||Corporate Police State||“We Pull Your Strings”|
|2.||The Republic of 9007||Right-wing Utopia||“Oek'pseonfifn”|
|3.||The Democratic Republic of Fifty-One||Democratic Socialists||“Have you met 51?”|
|4.||The Rogue Nation of Fool of a Took||New York Times Democracy||“I don't think he knows about second breakfast...”|
|5.||The Colony of Beorn the Shapeshifter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“The day will come when they will perish”|
|6.||The Matriarchy of NSWA9002||Democratic Socialists||“The centre cannot hold”|
|7.||The Whanter Smanter of Whinter Sminter||Democratic Socialists||“This is Good”|
|8.||The Matriarchy of Belladonna Took||Capitalist Paradise||“From across The Water”|
- : The Matriarchy of NSWA9002 departed this region for Genosis.
- : The Republic of 9007 departed this region for Genosis.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Rohan.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Middle Earth.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Lothlorien.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Ivory Tower.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Sauron.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Minas Tirith.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Mordor.
- : The Republic of 9007 cancelled the closure of embassies between The Shire and Gondor.
The Shire Regional Message Board
It would speed up the grilling.
I just wonder, if I invite people to 'Taste my delicious Worm Breath Mushrooms!' - will they, instead of eating them, pass the mushroom bowl around and around like a mathom?
Maybe one of the guests all say: "I'll take a Stab at that."
Or a Sting?
Here is another. I hope you like.
Oyster Mushrooms with Wild Rice
Vegetable stock or water
Cook wild rice in vegetable stock or lightly salted water as indicated on package. Cut off tough stems from oyster mushrooms. Heat some olive oil in pan, sauté shallots for a minute or so, add garlic. Add the oyster mushrooms. Season with salt and pepper and let the mushrooms brown a bit. Once the mushrooms and the wild rice are done, turn down heat, add the rice to the pan. Pour a glass of white wine over it and let cook over low heat a little until the wine is absorbed. Serve with chopped parsley.
I'll have to take a Stab at that recipe.
May I wish The Shire a merry holiday season.
Elvish Holiday Card
Artist: Petitpotato on Deviantart.
I was pleasantly surprised to see my husband and I appear in the film The Battle of the Five Armies. Well, our portraits do.
It is his fervent hope that your celebrations have been both joyous and spirited. May your region grow and continue to be united in love and camaraderie in the new year. May an appreciation for Tolkein's work ever guide you.
Melkor the dark now serves as head of our Internal Affairs in the role of Lord of Cirith Ungol.
9003 now serves as head of our Foreign Affairs as the Mouth of Sauron.
Nyyx now acts as the head of our Cultural Affairs in the role of Shelob.
Feel free to reach out to these officials on any business you may have with Mordor. It is our hope that relations and fruitful collaboration may grow between our regions united in shared interests.
Stay for delicious mushroom stew next time!
Here's a factbook, an excerpt on Belladonna from the Red Book of Westmarch.
Belladonna Took Biography
Hello everyone, I am here to help Beorn :)