The Shire RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Hidden Treasures of Delano Cave

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World Factbook Entry

The Shire - Barley is used for brewing beer in the Northfarthing and the warm climate of the southern area is conducive to growing pipe-weed. Much of the rest of the land is devoted to the the cultivation of mushrooms, which, curiously enough, is a Hobbit delicacy.

Embassies: Sauron, Hobbiton, Rivendell, Orthanc, Barad dur, Mordor, Middle Earth, Rohan, Helms Deep, Minas Tirith, Land of Orcs and Goblins, and Lothlorien.

Tags: Featured and Minuscule.

The Shire contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Shire

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, The Shire is ranked 8,541st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mind Controling Dominion of The Puppet MastersCorporate Police State“We Pull Your Strings”
2.The Empire of Yodas YoyosScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Always learning we are”
3.The Republic of Sam And Rosie GamgeeAnarchy“Sam and Rosie Sitting in a Tree”
4.The Hidden Treasures of Delano CaveCapitalizt“Beyond here be dragons”

Regional Happenings


The Shire Regional Message Board

Black orc guard

Thanks for the warm welcome back :) And happy holidays! A little late though >.<

I think I'll stay here. You guys are pretty cool.


Post by Beorn the Shapeshifter suppressed by The Puppet Masters.

No problem Orc Guard. It's good to have you here.


Post by Beorn the Shapeshifter suppressed by The Puppet Masters.

All is green and golden in the Shire. Tis a good feeling. I wish all Shirelings the happiest of new years!


Post by Beorn the Shapeshifter suppressed by The Puppet Masters.

Welcome to the Shire Ttaunmu! Please join the World Assembly and endorse all the other WA people to help make the Shire safer. Thank you!!


Post by Fool of a Took suppressed by The Puppet Masters.

Welcome Ttaunmu! It is good to see new folk in the Shire :)


Post by Beorn the Shapeshifter suppressed by Delano Cave.

To All-
I have received an offer of support and friendship from Lemmingtopias from the region of Atlantis. It seems to be an offer to participate in their larger region activities. Atlantis looks like an important region. I think they could be a strong ally in good and bad times. I will tell them the Shire is interested in what they have to offer us.


Post by Graale suppressed by The Puppet Masters.

If you'd like a more active region, move to Brailistan. It's small, but filled with nice people!

The completed clean up ushers in a new day in the Shire. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parks.

Yodas Yoyos and A Hobbit

The Shire. Nice! Many of my orcs and goblins would be interested to acquire estates with holiday houses or for their retirement. I hope you are open for that. Anyway, any resistance would be... let's say unprofitable for you. :p

Thank you very much for the embassy! It is indeed appreciated.

I had to go for a not totally unexpected journey. Towards Mordor. Keep the Shire nice and safe!

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