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HELP! PLEASE! THREE AGAINST ONE! POSSIBLY FOUR!
ah the fourteeners
yinz be on yer own
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Everyone must remember the old sucklonian adage Suck Thineself
This one. :p
The much feared and hated potato spammer and his glorious legion of starchy goodness is fated to return this monday.
I would like to register a complaint of most grievous and utmost regional importance.
Unibot III: This morning at breakfast in the Grand Hall I arrived promptly, like every morning at 7:05. At 7:06 there was a teapot placed in front of me and I was assured that the tea had just been brewed. At 7:08, following my consumption of the first part of my scone, I poured myself a cup and prepared it to my preferred type (strong and sweet, like my partners). but when I took a drink of it I realised immediately that it was -cold-. Not just slightly cold, but as COLD as the NORTH SEA in WINTER!
Please change this before tomorrow morning.
Many thanks,
The Old Arsehole Who Holds Letter Writing Parties
It is a travesty I say! An outrage, a scandal!
I was casually minding my own business whilst walking back from Church (I like to loudly list fictional characters in front of the local Priest) and without warning I was bodily thrown into a group of bins on my right whilst some horrible figures clad in Orange and Blue (the orange was so garish, are they colour blind?) ran past me cackling about "Getting the Drop on the Old Bird"...
When I managed to ease myself up (my hip isn't doing so well at my age), I had to search half an hour for a Policeman. Why are there no policemen/women/moose in this area? What about my safety?
Delegate Unibot III, please resolve this, before more old birds like me are harmed.
Many thanks,
The Old Arsehole who was thrown into a bin:(
Anybody know anything on The United Nations Elite?
*snogs Uni* <3
The Tea at breakfast was cold again this morning.
*snogs back*
Hey sweetie. :)
Get a private room
*ahem*
I have just received a cold caller from the "Rejected Realms Times, marketing department" asking me to fill out a short telephone survey. Still waiting for Executive Action on the fact I was thrown into a bin, had to spend 15 minutes looking for a policeman and two counts of cold tea. Bah!
It's hard to get a hot cup of tea while thrown into a bin. And room service doesn't deliver.
With recent reports of people being thrown in bins the Emperor has taken to not leaving Saint Georges Palace; recent riots and demonstrations continue to fluster the Council of Earls as many people push for a revolt to place the Emperor's eight year old son Lucien on the Imperial Throne, who knows what wild things will happen in these coming hours, who will speculate?
- The 6 a.m. News, Hyton, GHIEE
What do you do when your long term girlfriend says that she doesn't love you anymore?
^ Called she is giving a signal to step up your game; start treating her better, win back her love.
Slash her tires. She'll definitely love you then
Topkek.
Go through six, seven months even of introspective, moody tailspins, dejection and depression. Spit. Write. Get lost in an art gallery and the art gallery is your bathroom. Become the leader of The Rejects! Dance like you're the BeeGees and this is a space shuttle ...in orbit. Feel, love, hate and never forget, that just because someone isn't in love with you, doesn't mean that you have to stop loving yourself too. The world becomes a very lonely, miserable place when you tie your own self-worth to the affection of someone else.
The tendency with relationships is to turn to the guilt of others as a weapon - turning the tables on the situation. All I can say is that I hope you take it in a manner that respects her choices and respects yourself too.
New Information from the Palace! A revolt of mass chaos has erupted in the streets of the Capitol! Men and Women carrying burnt portraits and poorly drawn pictures of the Emperor.... and I say this with knowing only a few words are appropriate "Taking it backside first" the unruly mob has taken the; Palace of Commerce, the Mayor's Mansion, and fifteen Castles that surround the city. They march towards the Palace Bridge that leads to the Imperial Island, news that the mob is holding a Knight of the Silver Lion and an Earl in an attempt to get the Emperor to abdicate in favor of his young son Lucien. Who is currently at Vercingetorix Hall in downtown Hyton. Who knows what events will transpire in the coming hours.
-The 11 p.m News, Hyton, GHIEE
They keep sending me here, but, I keep going back.
*forms a travel ticket*
:'( You poor dear. *gives Uni a good snogging* <3
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