WA Delegate: None.
Embassies: Antarctic Oasis, Monkey Island, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, That Place Over There, Malibu Islands, The Realm of Hibernia, The Solar System, Arkansas, The Halls of the WA, Lavinium, Southern Malibu Islands, and Catena.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Safest in The Pleiades
The World Census ranked nations on a variety of scales to produce an indication of how safe a country is to visit.
As a region, The Pleiades is ranked 1,863rd in the world for Safest.
|1.||The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia||Iron Fist Socialists||“Big Poppa”|
|2.||The People's Democratic Republic of Yelda||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”|
|3.||The Empire of Corp Nations||Democratic Socialists||“For the Greater Good.”|
|4.||The Empire of Vampire Daleks||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Exsanguinate! Exsanguinate! EXSANGUINATE!”|
|5.||The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland||Capitalist Paradise||“Knowledge and Thoroughness”|
|6.||The 24th and a half Centurian of Duck-Dodgers||Father Knows Best State||“Thought I'd drop on you with my disintegrating pistol!”|
|7.||The Commonwealth of Jeric||Right-wing Utopia||“Glory to God.”|
|8.||The Frederation of Ursine Space Systems||Corporate Bordello||“To boldly go where no Bear has gone before”|
|9.||The Orbital Weapons Platform of Yeldan UN Mission||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Our Machine, It Has Done Its Work, Played Its Part Well”|
- 16 days ago: Embassy cancelled between The Land of Power and The Pleiades.
- 44 days ago: The Eternal Blackout of Corona Beach of the region Southern Malibu Islands cancelled the closure of its embassy in The Pleiades.
- 44 days ago: The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia banned The Flashyness of Kawaii Lady Ga Ga from the region.
- 44 days ago: The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia banned Handh 45 from the region.
- 45 days ago: Handh 45 of the region Southern Malibu Islands ordered the closure of its embassy in The Pleiades.
- 47 days ago: The Protectorate of Grid Epsilon of the region Babylon 5 proposed constructing embassies.
- 77 days ago: Embassy established between The Pleiades and Catena.
- 81 days ago: The Rejected Realms Travel Agent of Nerdocrombesia agreed to construct embassies with Catena.
- 81 days ago: The Republic of Glomeland of the region Catena proposed constructing embassies.
- 84 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Catena and The Pleiades.
The Pleiades Regional Message Board
The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is ranked 1st in The Pleiades and 363rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 18 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
It seems we make better Pizza than Pennsylvania Dutch
For Immediate Diplomatic Release!
From: Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Top Banana of Monkey Island
Subject: Election Season in Monkey Island!
Today the Marshal of the fleet called for a general election in
Monkey Island. The new term of government is set to begin on
Jan 1 of the new year.
After opening the floor for nominations he closed his speech with the following.
"I have always believed that one of the hallmarks of a functional democracy lies in the execution of a peaceful transfer of power. With that in mind it is my intent not to seek a successive term in the government of Monkey Island.
I do not rule out future service, but for the time being I feel I should step aside."
More news as it develops!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to everyone from Monkey Island!
Our elections have concluded and The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples will be taking over as Top Banana!
Congratulations to The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples!
His cabinet has been elected as well
Jungle Hopper - The Sentiocentrist Theocracy of True Moriya Shrine
Regional Scribe - The Ice-cream loving state of Amerion
Tiki Barman - The Rowdy cathouse of The Crazed Catgirls
Zombie Defense Minister - The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt
I myself have been elected Keeper of the Deshret in Osiris and will begin overseeing the election of their next pharaoh shortly.
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Today Marks the final day of the Enta Administration in Monkey Island.
The outgoing Top Banana took a moment to address the region one final time saying.
Over the years I have come before you many times, and I've always been bound by formality, Many times as your elected Foreign minister, and more lately
as your Top Banana, today however I come before you simply as your friend.
I want to thank you all for your support over the years, It has been my honor to serve as your voice. The lessons I've learned here
and the opportunity you saw fit to give me is something I will cherish for all of my days.
Though I may wander far in the coming days you should know that in my heart and mind Monkey Island is that mythical place the
ancients all searched for. That shining land of plenty and ease, Monkey island is; in a word, Home.
Thank you and goodnight
Happy New Year!
On behalf of the hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.248 billion Tzorslanders, I would like to wish everyone a happy New Year.
Oh no no no no no no no no no.....
Hey! What happened to the cat who says Oh Long Johnson?!
Ooooooh Long John.....
So now we know how Daleks get around:
"Yo, dude, I've got a better idea," says Elizabeth Plath while executing a complicated 360° spin over your head. "What if skateboarding was the only way to get around? Wouldn't that be cool? Skateboarding is cheap, healthy, and fun! Everyone should do it! You could improve, like, the quality of life for everyone by banning vehicles and making skateboarding the only legal way to travel. People'd love you for it, man. Well, apart from the guys who make cars and the like, I guess."