The PacificWorld Census

The Most Primitive in the Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 10,236th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsCorporate Police State“Obey or die”
2.The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky DoughnutIron Fist Consumerists“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”
3.The Free State of LangerslandCorporate Police State“The glory of any nation is a powerful fist...”
4.The Rogue Nation of Ipsum oculiIron Fist Consumerists“Do what ever you want”
5.The Rogue Nation of Triple RainbowCorporate Police State“Stays crunchy, even in milk!”
6.The Confederacy of The Tea Bagger ConfederacyCorporate Police State“You Got a Purdy Mouth”
7.The Disputed Territories of Free SabbanIron Fist Consumerists“Sabban shall be forever free!”
8.The Desruc Soahc of Drawkcab SreknihtIron Fist Consumerists“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”
9.The Rogue Nation of KambotschistanCivil Rights Lovefest“Let's do this, LEEEROY JENKINS!”
10.The Kingdom of CatonyCorporate Police State“Screw Technology”
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by Max Barry

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