The Most Primitive in the Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 10,236th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Corporate Police State||“Obey or die”|
|2.||The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”|
|3.||The Free State of Langersland||Corporate Police State||“The glory of any nation is a powerful fist...”|
|4.||The Rogue Nation of Ipsum oculi||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Do what ever you want”|
|5.||The Rogue Nation of Triple Rainbow||Corporate Police State||“Stays crunchy, even in milk!”|
|6.||The Confederacy of The Tea Bagger Confederacy||Corporate Police State||“You Got a Purdy Mouth”|
|7.||The Disputed Territories of Free Sabban||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Sabban shall be forever free!”|
|8.||The Desruc Soahc of Drawkcab Srekniht||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Ew Era Eht Backward Thinkers !”|
|9.||The Rogue Nation of Kambotschistan||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Let's do this, LEEEROY JENKINS!”|
|10.||The Kingdom of Catony||Corporate Police State||“Screw Technology”|