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The Least Serene Republic of Tmutarakhan is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 32,274th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 117 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Too much employment means not enough time for pizza and beer.
The Dreamers of Zonzibar is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 6,289th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 15 Whatever.
No one here is authoritarian.
The Dreamers of Zonzibar is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 10,345th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
The rest of us eat all the pizza so there's none left to deliver. The Nudist Dreamland is near the bottom of the Pizza Delivery table.
No need to deliver with all the pizza shacks strewn across our beaches :)
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 619th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans." There are 18,659 regions.
I'm bringing you down: "136,327th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans" Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking naked corpse!
You are our James Dean.
No one here is inhospitable, charmless or ghastly.
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 752nd in the world for Most Cultured." There are 18,765 regions, so we're seriously cultured - innit?
The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 2,858th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 12 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating. Happy, happy, happy!
Tmutarakhan and Vurted
Big Smiles all round the dreamland :)
We don't make cars in The Nudist Dreamland. Don't need them. We're at the beach and where else would we want to go? We save the planet with beer and pizza.
The Free Land of Manitouwadge is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 11,680th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 77 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
None of us is much good at IT.
Sand an electronics.....not a healthy mix.
The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 3,407th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.
Sand and pizza are not a healthy mix, but we do not drop pizza in the sand because we CARE about pizza.
The Most Serene Nudist Republic of Vurted is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 2,269th in the world for Best Weather, with 201 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.
Woop Woop, we're off to the beach....
hang on, we're already on the beach :-)
Christmas is almost upon us. Am I ready? NO!
On the countdown to Christmas, If I don't see you before have a good one.
As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 18,894th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector. There are 19,052 regions which means we are peaceful here and don't like guns.
I am going two islands away for Christmas, to La Palma, as I did last year. Presumably there will be wifi, but you never know.
Lucky you Nya :-)
I can only dream of such things....
Happy xmas to all ... :-)
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