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No one is in the least authoritarian.
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 18,373rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry." There are 18,692 regions, which means we are pretty close to last. But what do we need insurance for?
Hi folks, just saying hello to prove I'm paying attention. I get dozy from too much beer and pizza but life here is great.
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 583rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department."
Not bad considering there are 18,759 regions. We have buses and trains that take us from one beach to another.
"Vurted is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 3,699th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 11 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating."
Neighbours update, wife and son has moved out, husband and new girlfriend moved in, house still for sale, a lot more peacefull though as footballing son has moved out and new couple out at work quite a bit.
Glad it's a bit more peaceful. Sounds like a plot for a soap opera!
We are not a corrupt region.
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 577th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare."
972nd most rebellious youth...they'll be back for their pizza later though :-)
Here we are already the middle of May. Where has the year gone!
"Manitouwadge is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 37,849th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 3 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index."
We are a peaceful region: "As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 402nd in the world for Most Pacifist.". There are 18,715 regions. World peace requires beer and pizza.
"Lolinta is ranked 1st in The Nudist Dreamland and 65,156th in the world for Most Pro-Market, scoring 44 on the Rand Index.". Lolinta is as "pro-market" as we get. There are 145,397 nations, so Lolinta is in the top 45%. Should we be giving Pizza Corporation and Global Beer Company subsidies to show we are "pro-market"? Perhaps not.
"As a region, The Nudist Dreamland is ranked 18,171st in the world for Most Avoided." There are 18,759 regions. We are a paradise for tourists.
Good morning my fellow nudists. I have some bad news. The Congolian government has decided that the free beer and pizza act is to be abolished. I am therefore, stepping down as leader of Congolian and will let what was once a great nation slowly cease to exist.
I find myself unable to dedicate my time to carrying out this great job and will miss you all greatly. We shall celebrate with the remaining stock of beer and pizza on the beach right now. PARTY!!!
This is devastating news. Someone else will have to perfect a recipe for beer that doesn't go warm when it sits on the beach in the blazing sun. Who is good at chemistry? As for pizza, has anyone here ever been to Naples? Genoa will do. Of course we shall miss you Congolian. We shall miss the beer and pizza too.
You will be missed, so will the beer & pizza.
We shall miss you Congolian....
Might see you at football on a Monday night though!
the beer recipe will live for ever...
Hello everyone!
Now it is explained why those pizzas were tasty and everything was changing color ... Who made the pizza just smoking oregano and we eat marijuana hahahaha
Here we were naked all the time or only while it's hot? lol
It's always hot here.
I've uncovered my grandmother's recipe for pizza. Granny was a hippy back in the 60s so the toppings should be interesting.
So long Congolian sad news
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