WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Technopolis of Domernicus
Embassies: Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Aaronian Space, Oceanside, The Ascendancy, The Empire of Friendship, Nintendo, World Alliance, Coalition of Democratic States, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Black Mesa Islands, League of Christian Nations, The Luxan Empire, Sasktelatown, Lower Canada, Ivory Tower, Wyndia, and 20 others.Smiley Faces, The Revolutionary Council, Imperium of the Wolf, The Illuminati, Celestanodyne, The Legions of Heaven And Hell, The Sea Of Love, Continent of Xenonia, NS April Fools Day Jokes, The Plains Confederation, Iura Pecunia et libertas, Bloodbender Heaven, Alstroemeria, Alliance Of Neutral Nations, Free State of Wisconsin, Rose, Caesars Legion, Nelborne Union, Dill Country, and The Great Wonderland.
Today's World Census Report
The Lowest Unemployment Rates in The Nation of Nations and Friends
World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to determine which nations have the lowest rates of unemployment.
As a region, The Nation of Nations and Friends is ranked 617th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
|1.||The Infinte Empire of Aaron||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our conquest is assured!”|
|2.||The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We will find salvation! Eventually. Probably.”|
|3.||The Technopolis of Domernicus||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“For the Future!”|
|4.||The Borderlands of Khaos Imperial Colonies||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We shall rise beyond the rest and set the skies ablaze!”|
|5.||The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley||Corporate Bordello||“For God, for glory, for perfect games!”|
|6.||The Rogue Nation that Sells Fish of The Soviet Democratic Republic Kingdom||New York Times Democracy||“You buy Fish? Real cheep.”|
|7.||The Superior Machine Race of The Geronians||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All your ships are belong to us!”|
- : The Technopolis of Domernicus updated the World Factbook entry.
- : Embassy cancelled between Vendettaland and The Nation of Nations and Friends.
- : Embassy cancelled between Solidarity and The Nation of Nations and Friends.
- : The General of Noriega of the region Solidarity ordered the closure of its embassy in The Nation of Nations and Friends.
- : Evil king marvin ceased to exist.
- : The land air water and space pirates ceased to exist.
- : The admiral ackbar brigade ceased to exist.
- : The Most Glorious Peoples of The Woefully Uninformed Marx Followers arrived from America Two The Sequel.
- : The chiss colonial expansion corps ceased to exist.
- : Derp park ceased to exist.
The Nation of Nations and Friends Regional Message Board
A rift would open behind him. "How about now?" She is a tall and very beautiful young looking woman with red eyes and pitch black hair. She is in a back Aaronian coat with red edges, she also has a red armband with the Aaronian
insignia on her left arm.
"Welcome to the Bowling Alley, and may your scores meet perfection!" He extends his right hand for a handshake.
He is tall with dark hair and brown eyes which appear friendly, yet almost sad. It is as though he has seen more than any man should ever see in one lifetime. He looks to be in his late 20s or early 30s, but he is actually in his 50s. His finely polished white armour reflects the magnificent light of the One Medal which hangs from his neck. He is currently unarmed.
Out of character: Usually the One Medal prevents any sort of teleportation into the Bowling Alley (the building, not the whole nation), but it will be alright this time.
She shakes his hand and smiles he would notice that she has vampiric teeth. She has a golden hilt and a blaster pistol on her side.
"This is a nice place you have here! So, Where would the dual take place? Here or somewhere else?"
(She opens rifts in space-time I guess it's a form of teleportation...)
Khaos Sun Orbital Wormhole Station #82-A59
Ships begin to come through the wormhole that the station is formulating. The fleet begins to shift into a pike formation, their weapons and shields raised to full power. This new Armada swarms around the station in a highly defensive manner which leads to only the smallest possible gaps and thus only the smallest stealth craft can get through this protective shell.
"It will take place about a mile out that way (he points) near the edge of the woods. But first, I need to stop by the training amoury to arm myself. If you would accompany me there, you may also get a weapon, or maybe some armour, if you would like. It should, however, be noted that all weapons in the training armoury are dull. It's also on the way, to the dueling spot, so it won't delay us any. Shall we?"
"We shall..." She would follow him to the armory.
The Lord of the Medals guides her through the Bowling Alley, pointing out all the relics and religious art along the way. After about five minutes, they reach the armoury.
"Well, here we are." He opens the door for her. After she (presumably) goes in, he follows and lets the door close behind them.
Inside there are many weapons of many different varieties. Some of the weapons seemed common, like swords and maces. Others appear strange. There are also suits of armour on display, some very light, others very heavy.
"You may take your pick of any weapon you like. Or none, if you would prefer to use what you have."
The Lord of the Medals goes to the sword section and retrieves a simple broad sword. He runs the blade through his hands to make certain it is dull.
"It is tradition that knights in training receive a dull sword as their first weapon. Each time they master one of the basic skills of knighthood, the blade is reforged and given a new handle. When they complete their basic training and have shown all the basic traits of a knight, they are knighted with the same sword. Many then choose to forge it again, sharpen it, and use it in battle. Some choose to hang it up as one would an award."
"I forged the blade on my side long ago..." She pats the hilt of a long red and black sword. "I wish to go hand to hand with you..."
"Very well then. I shall lead you to the place." About 20 minutes of touring and walking later, the two arrive.
"This is it."
The two are standing in a grassy area with no landmarks or interesting features of any kind. The woods appear to be about 100 yards out.
"Now, there is one last formality which we must attend to. We must make the terms of this fight." The Lord of the Medals gets down on his knees. "Oh and we must kneel while making the terms. Otherwise it is not a legal fight. I do apologize for the delay."