The Moon RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Full Moon of Parvani

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Welcome to The Moon.

Nothing much happens here, since there's no oxygen. But if you're lucky, you might find some neat craters! Lunar explorers are encouraged to drop into the MoonLight Bar on our Linkforums.

Those outsiders wondering about our rising population may wish to ponder this statement:

"The moon is nothing but a circumambulating aphrodisiac divinely subsidized to provoke the world into a rising birth-rate." - Christopher Fry

Residents of The Moon debate: "If you cannot see the Earth from the Far side of the Moon - does the Earth really exist?"

Please endorse the Delegate.

Tsukino hikari wa ai no message.

The Moon salutes Neil Armstrong, our first visitor.

Embassies: San Francisco Bay Area, Space Sector RPRA, That Place Over There, the Rejected Realms, Katasia, the West Pacific, The Cuckoos Egg, Cat Burglars, and Testregionia.

Tags: Offsite Forums, Anarchist, Casual, Neutral, Large, Outer Space, Pacifist, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Moon contains 79 nations, the 138th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Average Tax Rates in The Moon

Although some nations have similar tax rates for all citizens and others tax the rich much more heavily than the poor, the following provides a rough guide to the most taxing governments.

As a region, The Moon is ranked 8,890th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Thearchic Lunar Wasteland of Argent MesaPsychotic Dictatorship“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”
2.The Scientocracy of Lojhbo FrekaLeft-Leaning College State“Neurofractal Kosmogasm”
3.The Imperial Headquarters of OsornoIron Fist Consumerists“All shall crumble beneath our boots”
4.The Council of Paper FlowersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I won't be held down”
5.The Democratic Kingdom of GlobanaCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom is everything”
6.The Federation of United lunar coloniesDemocratic Socialists“If we can live here, we can live anywhere”
7.The Grand Duchy of Mommas BoyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Equality and prosperity”
8.The Full Moon of ParvaniLiberal Democratic Socialists“Full moon, strange things can happen”
9.The Guns of BrixtonLeft-wing Utopia“When they kick out your front door, how you gonna come?”
10.The Colony of UralskiPsychotic Dictatorship“Puppets everywhere”
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Regional Happenings

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The Moon Regional Message Board

We welcome in the Moon. We just want to note that we are not the only voice here - just the one that have been active recently. Of course we welcome you to Hunt with us, but you can enjoy other activities too.

This is a nice quiet region.

Pomniejszy Badziew and Jorlong

Yeah! Hope you'll enjoy it, ipsofactoians~
By the way, the people of Jorlong have opted to equip our saiga antelopes with hot-pink neon signs saying "Don't shoot! Cute animal ahead!", whenever they don their space-suits to leave the grand biodomes of Jorlong. We hope this can help avoid any diplomatic incidents. ^^
If need be, we can start production of rabbit-sized signs as well!

Principality of Mormonia and Citronella Tribe

Ummm, little late on the signs. "Burp". It...it...it was self defense I say, yeah, self defense. See, I...I thought they were going to attack, yeah. (looking through rolodex for lawyer) They had red eyes and fangs and claws and things! Well, ok, maybe not red eyes, but I was fear'n for my life. Well, maybe not so much fear'n for my life, but they were in my garbage. However, I wish to make things right with the good citizens of the Moon. What say I pay a fine, do a little community service and we sweep the hole thing under the 'Neil and Buzz' monument? Easy peazy lemon squeezy. I can help with the signs...

Principality of Mormonia, Jorlong, and Citronella Tribe

Oops, misspelled 'whole'. Maybe you don't want me to help with them there signs.

*Sniff*
*Wipes away tear*

We shall mourn you, o most beautiful of creatures; we'll gather the national elephant orchestra to play a tune in your memory~
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLVgrNJ-HU)
Anyhoo, we understand that it was but an unfortunate accident, and will gracefully accept your offer to help with sign production... any alternative spellings will merely add some unique charm, I'm certain. ;)

Principality of Mormonia and Citronella Tribe

Our mormonia butterflies are the best! But the best part about it is that they are also a good for hunting! You need AK's to bring them down though, because they've have been enlarged biologicly to provide better sport. And keep the Saiga herds away from hunting areas or the Mormornian Butterflies will definitely snatch some! Hello.

Isle of ipsofacto

We of ipsofacto bow to the mercy and kind judgement of The Free Land of Jorlong. (bowing in a most gracious manner) Financial restitution is being prepared by our Secretary of Treasury at this time. (a man that looks a lot like Peter O'Toole opens a checkbook) The last thing ipsofacto wants to be is 'the crazy old guy that lives at the edge of the biosphere.' We also appreciate the Elephant Orchestra burial perception, it touched the hearts and minds of the people of ipsofacto. (saw them open for Loverboy in '79, they brought down the house) On a lighter note, my head chef wanted me to ask if it's white wine with fish and red wine with antelope or visa versa? The high priests of ipso shall make their customary sacrifice of corn bread and crawfish tails at the alter of Ichy-Ichy Patang to signify peace. All hail Ichy-Ichy Patang. (chorus of priests sing 'all hail Ichy-Ichy Patang')

Oh, and of course mormonia butterflies are the best. They make a wonderful pate for Chicken in a Bisket crackers or they can be steamed and served as a side to accent a Portabella mushroom soup. The wings can get a little tough and stringy if the butterflies get to old though. I've got a couple beautiful antelope skins I'd love to trade for hmmm...say 5 mormania flies? As you can see, these ARE of the finest quality. Take you're time, look them over. As you can see, the fur is firm and tight to the pelt and they are in full winter growth...as I said, take you're time, look them over. (Tap,tap,tap) I see your a someone that knows their fur, knows what they want, drives a hard bargain. Today and today only...4 flies. That's rock bottom price. (Tap,tap,tap)

Those mormonian butterflies sound interesting. Could we visit your land to watch them and Hunt them a bit? In exchange we could share a recently discovered portal to a primal world full of daemons - they present an excellent sporting challenge.

Besides, they tried to invade our land so we should, perhaps, teach them a lesson.

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