The Maritimes RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Kingdom of Kalix (elected )

Founder: The Dream of Toney River

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In this dreamed region of the Maritimes people come from far and wide.

Founded: 22 January 2007

Forum/voir: http://s6.invisionfree.com/The_Maritimes/index.php

Dans cette région rêvée, les gens viennent d'un peu partout.

Région fondée le 22 janvier 2007

We welcome ambassadors.

Nous souhaitons la bienvenue aux ambassadeurs.

Nation of the week/de la semaine: The Dawn of The Dark Mother


Embassies: Nudist Dreamland, Philosophy 115, Eladen, Universal Dream Network, Gay Equality, Canada, and Haiku.

Tags: Independent, Featured, Offsite Forums, and Medium.

Regional Power: High

The Maritimes contains 38 nations, the 347th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector in The Maritimes

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 18,697th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic InvincibilityCapitalizt“NS' Freest Market-No Restrictions, No Rules”
2.The Dazzling Reflection of Blue NarcissusCorporate Police State“Can I love myself too much?”
3.The Dictatorship of MatussiaWA MemberFather Knows Best State“The Matussian Way”
4.The Dictatorship of El ComodoroCorporate Police State“A quien se hace de miel las moscas le comen. ”
5.The Brotherhood of The Reigns EmpireWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I can and I will. Believe that.”
6.The Water Horses of Each UisgeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Perpare for the ride of you life!”
7.The Kingdom of Bane of the RusInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Something Written in Latin”
8.The Republic of CostamarCapitalizt“De perdidos, al río.”
9.The Holy Blue Empire of I am SupermanCivil Rights Lovefest“For truth and justice...”
10.The Republic of FultzanNew York Times Democracy“L'union fait la force, la désunion nous affaiblit. ”
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Nation of the Week: The Dawn of The Dark Mother

The Dawn of The Dark Mother is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fiona Knoblach with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humourless, devout population of 14.779 billion The Dark Motherians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritises Spirituality, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hive. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The sizeable but stagnant The Dark Motherian economy, worth 79.2 trillion voids a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,358 voids, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Dark Mother's national animal is the red herring, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dura Mater.

Time to cut back on my social policy it costing me too much. :P

The Lowest Crime Rates in The Maritimes

Nations ranked highly have very low levels of crime, given the population.

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 5,876th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates. There are 18,748 regions.

1. The Endless Forest of Sedelh (342)
2. Kalix (2,193)
3. Matussia (5,355)

Middle Nation: Centre Street (54,704)

Last: The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic Invincibility (143,553 of 143,636)

World first: Corsaria (Katasia) - Klesh 7th

World last: The Empire of Little Flowers - New Old New New York 7th, Tommy Bahama 15th from bottom

Nation of the Week: The Dawn of The Dark Mother

Cause of Death

Old Age 38%
Malnourishment 13.2%
Acts of God 12.8%
Ritual Sacrifice 9.1%
Lost in Wilderness 8.8%
Scurvy 6.6%
Disappearance 4.8%
Bungee Jumping 3.2%
Exposure 2%
Accident 1.3%

The Most Authoritarian in The Maritimes

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 15,294th in the world for Most Authoritarian. There are 18,735 regions.

1. The Dawn of The Dark Mother (11,621)
2. The Dictatorship of Matussia (11,622)

Middle Nation: La Chicane

Last: The Dominion of CFCY (143,318 of 143,919) and The Free Land of Yvon Durelle (143,317)

World first: President Putin

Nation of the Week: The Dawn of The Dark Mother

The Dark Motherian Government Expenditure 78.0 trillion voids • 98.4% of GDP

Spirituality 59.5%
Environment 32.2%
Law & Order 8.3%

this doesn't worry me, don't get the wrong idea, but it's a surprise that i don't rank as authoritarian.. *thinkng about this* i don't allow much but there's little i forbid.. all i care is that people work hard and make me rich

Economic Invincibility

The Safest in The Maritimes

The World Census ranked nations on a variety of scales to produce an indication of how safe a country is to visit.

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 4,963rd in the world for Safest. There are 18,714 regions.

1. The Endless Forest of Sedelh (329)
2. Kalix (1,444)

Middle Nation: 64 Spring Street (41,075)

Last: The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic Invincibility (144,102 of 144,170)

World first: Corsaria - Klesh 5th

World last: The Empire of Little Flowers - New Old New New York 5th and Tommy Bahama 16th from bottom

Nation of the Week: The Dawn of The Dark Mother

The The Dark Motherian Economy GDP: 79.3 trillion voids
5,358 voids per person

Poorest 10%: 2,185 voids per person
Richest 10%: 11,489 voids per person

The richest 10% earn more than five times what the poorest 10% earn.

Economy:

Government 98.4%
Black market 1.6%

The Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector in The Maritimes

As a region we are 18,697th of 18,715, pretty close to last.

1. The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic Invincibility (135)
2. Blue Narcissus (3,899)
3. Matussia (9,699)

Middle Nation: Mum Goes Home (136,609)

Last: The Endless Forest of Sedelh (144,464 of 144,566)

World first: The Grendels - Little Flowers 7th, Klesh 13th

World last: Kindjal

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