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The skeletal mafia

Clerks wrote:Don't drink and scrub, is a good tenet. Drunk scrubbing gets things broken.

Surely you must be out of drink

Dear Godfather, associates and oppressed staff, purveyors of fine goods and explosives,

Brainless and heartless, we all send
a bony hug to every friend.

http://i.imgur.com/hX8cHwI.jpg

The skeletal mafia

Thank you Minions, it is very kind.
*pushes forth a small bowl of candy conversation hearts*

Bearistotle and hebert

Bearistotle and hebert wrote:Run around the world flinging beads, king cake slices and other goodies to our friends. Happy Mardi Gras, y'all!

The skeletal mafia

Thank you B&H, and much the same to you.

We'll start production of Colomba di Pasqua cake! Dove shaped, topped with almonds and pearl sugar.

Bearistotle and hebert

Hello! We bring muffins and mimosas to celebrate our new ambassadorial relations! Also some cash to buy mosquito nets as our nation seems to have a problem with them currently.

Hugs everyone in the region

It is a great pleasure.

Our competent and well-trained staff has been instructed to see to your purchases... um...

*Beholds a bundle of mosquito netting, which appears to be moving*

Wwwnnnnggggnnnnhhhhh

*Struggles underneath nets*

Bearistotle and hebert

Shove a large spinach salad under the net to Clerk
This stuff seems to help Popeye.

Bearistotle and hebert

Just flying thru on our way south. Had to scram out of a region because they started issuing goose-hunting licenses. Hope this region is friendlier.

~lites campfire, pitches tent~

Come on over and warm yourselves by the fires while we wait for a couple of friends.

Tao the wanderer

Greetings from TAO ... on WalkAbout with Geese and friends and I need to pick up a few items for the rum cookies.

*Spinach-reinforced, bursts out of netting in heroic splendour*
Gnnnnaaaahghhhh! Frreeeee!
*Looks down at torn mosquito nets*
Hmmm. Can we still sell these to anyone, though?

Not to anyone who wants to use them as mosquito nets... Halloween decoration, perhaps? Raw material for sewing tutus?

*Jingly jangly chime*

Oh, look, we have new customers! Benvenuti! Our well-sorted departments await your esteemed patronage. Any legal or semi-legal trade should be possible in this humble establishment. (Our WFE exhorts us to be kind to ducks. This solemn injunction can without doubt be extended to their bigger cousins, geese, as well.) As for campfires... Hey, Clerks! We need some of the old wooden crates and broken pallets carried to the yard. Esteemed, patrons, please take care not to extend the campfire anywhere close to the petrol station. I don't see how that could end well.

I am sure we visited the Supermarket before.

You have a good memory. I can't remember where we were yesterday.

Our campfire will remain far away from any flammables. Thanks for the fuel. Anybody want s'mores?

Tao the wanderer

*with shopping list in hand, peruses the shelves*

Happy Easter, everyone.

I trust you will be having ham today and not roast goose.

Bearistotle and hebert

Hand the geese some lovely chocolates and jelly beans.
We see the mosquito nets are now more apt to be used as tutus in a production of Swan Lake. Sure, we'll take them.
We need to get more flour and sugar so Queendom of myself can make more muffins. Also, a case of champagne and several dozen oranges, please.

The skeletal mafia

*speaks over intercom*
All Easter related items are 50% off. Special after-Easter sale to all wanderers, take an additional 20% off all purchases with checkout code "Iwanderwanderwanderwho" to be given to your clerk at time of checkout.
*looks across security cameras*
Also we have a special on damaged mosquito netting, still many uses you can find for it, buy one at half off and get a second free. Just use the code "thisiscomingoutofclerkspayandtheyshouldbegladitisjusttheirpay" at checkout.
As always, thank you for choosing The Local Supermarket. If it is not local, it is not super.

*picks up radio and speaks directly to clerks*
Make sure to give the wanderer a complimentary cigar please. A pleased wanderer is a wandering ad.

Pagbati The Local Supermarket, from another walkabout member of the Geese and Friends Road Show.

I know i was here before, probably before re-founding and when i was a Skellie .

Look at all this Easter candy at half price.

~grabs bags of Hershey's chocolate eggs~

I may go into a chocolate induced coma!

Well, we need to be flying along. I'll stock up on the weenies, rolls, marshmallows, chocolate bars, graham crackers, and wine. Thanks for letting us shop in this fine region.

Tao the wanderer

I will be continuing also. Thanks for the hospitality.

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