WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Jingdood (elected 152 days ago)
Founder: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder
The embassy with United Socialist Republic of Indonesia is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 1 day 13 hours.
The embassy with Bulagolic is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 1 day 13 hours.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Stupidest Citizens in The Lexicon
The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in World Census studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".
As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 12,723rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens.
|1.||The Jingoistic States of Alf Garnett||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You silly moo!”|
|2.||The Empire of The Evil Sutekh||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Your evil is my good!”|
|3.||The United States of Sgt Ernie Bilko||Capitalist Paradise||“Platoon... At the double!”|
|4.||The Borderlands of The WH40k Universe||Father Knows Best State||“In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war.”|
|5.||The Santos of La Tormenta||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“La Tormenta”|
|6.||The Empire of Sgt Major Williams||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You are a load of poofs!”|
|7.||The Pretty Pretty Princess of Tinkerbell||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“With just a wave of my magic wand!”|
|8.||The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger||Corporate Police State||“Delicious!”|
|9.||The Colony of Yellowstone River||Democratic Socialists||“Every River Needs a Valley”|
|10.||The Unkempt Territories of Phylth||Father Knows Best State||“Don't look under the bed!”|
- 1 day 17 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder ordered the closure of embassies between The Lexicon and United Socialist Republic of Indonesia.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder ordered the closure of embassies between The Lexicon and Bulagolic.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 5 days ago: The Empire of Sgt Major Williams arrived from Osiris.
- 8 days ago: The Empire of Sgt Major Williams ceased to exist.
- 13 days ago: The Sunni Emirate of Shawb departed this region for The Brotherhood of Muslim Nations.
- 15 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 19 days ago: The Sunni Emirate of Shawb arrived from Panopticon.
- 30 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Ponsatomy and The Lexicon.
- 36 days ago: The Empire of Sgt Major Williams arrived from Balder.
The Lexicon Regional Message Board
Warhammer 40000 was captured by The Black Hawks/ The Black Riders. Surprisingly among their supporters were: Unknown, once an ally of Warhammer 40000, and The New Inquisition, which Ambassador Bean from Beinirham has been present in for the past several months and is home to one of our sister colonies: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI. Unfortunately, the region is left to waiting for whatever their fate might be, as most of Warhammer 40000's network of allies has vanished into the past, are crumbling relics at the wrong end of regional decay, or ties were lost months if not years ago.
It was cloudy all the days when the comet was visible here.
Dust off and nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
What more do we need to know about the mutant except that Nurgle shall not be permitted to succeed and that they are absolutist positively purged. Although it is true that sometime the pen is mightier than the sword depending on who's holding it, and we should not spare any means of cleansing at our disposal, but research has little place in nations where school children are issued las-rifles, mining equipment or vestments instead of text books. Those who possess the greatest fortitude and faith in the Emperor and are found righteous in his sight shall rise again in triumph to reclaim what is the Emperor's. Though few may survive, all the greater will be their share of the glory.
Welp, that's that.
MMmmmmmm.... Grrr..... mmmMMMMmmmmm.... arrrgh..... *gurgle* Brainz.... no uppity plantz. mmmmm.... *shuffle* [note: zombie camouflage...don't shoot]
Strangers in the night...
...exchanging bank notes...
Exchanging banknotes at night? How will they read them? Assuming their objective is secrecy a light wouldn't do. Or perhaps they are behind closed doors, but do not doors also close during the day? And surely walking/driving about/to somewhere during broad daylight would seem less suspicious than walking/driving about/to there at night...
Glow in the dark bank notes.
It's all the rage these days.