WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Jingdood (elected 1 year 339 days ago)
Founder: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Lexicon
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 3,326th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Republic of Wilkshire||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Everyone for everyone else”|
|2.||The Republic of Jingdood||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.”|
|3.||The United States of Algorewon||New York Times Democracy||“Let every vote be counted fairly”|
|4.||The Federation of Failed Politicians||Capitalist Paradise||“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”|
|5.||The Kingdom of Durrandon||New York Times Democracy||“Ours is the Fury”|
|6.||The Colony of The Holy Green Hippos||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Ask us about our gullibilty.”|
|7.||The Republic of Glen-burn||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What's In It For Us?”|
|8.||The 2publica of 2PidMouse||Democratic Socialists||“Toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast.”|
|9.||The Republic of The Lexicon Founder||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of Complete Dominance||Corporate Police State||“Do as you are told, or die!”|
- 16 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 5 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 6 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 10 days ago: The United States of Don Birnam arrived from Osiris.
- 10 days ago: The United States of Don Birnam ceased to exist.
- 11 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 13 days ago: The Federation of Failed Politicians arrived from Osiris.
- 13 days ago: The Federation of Failed Politicians ceased to exist.
- 15 days ago: The Free Land of Flags of the region Lexicon proposed constructing embassies.
The Lexicon Regional Message Board
Long Live The Lexicon!
Aye, nothing's gonna stop us! Although, with the likes of Wilks and Welsh Corgis, I'd say that's an understatement to call the Lexicon long lived.
"I shall not counsel you against fear of the daemon: the Emperor knows you have none. But even psycannon and daemonhammer cannot carry the day against such a foe, for what use is the bolter shell against disease, terror and madness? No, it is faith! Faith is our impenetrable shield and when faced with such belief the daemon becomes weak. Faith is our fiery sword and with it we burn out the diabolic cancer of Chaos wherever it is found."
— Attributed to Lord Inquisitor Hephaestos Grudd
Emperor protects! (A loaded flamer or chainsword never hurt either.)
ooops. Beefed it again.
I'm giving out TZES. Got a ton.
by Harvey Shapiro
We read a book ostensibly
about the Holocaust in which
six million were killed, babies
had their skulls bashed against
the wall, an entire culture
was wiped out, leaving only
the vaudeville Jews of America
and the critic in the group says
the theme is survival and
everyone cries paradox! paradox!
by Ron Koertge
They were never handsome and often came
with a hormone imbalance manifested by corpulence,
a yodel of a voice or ears big as kidneys.
But each was brave. More than once a sidekick
has thrown himself in front of our hero in order
to receive the bullet or blow meant for that
perfect face and body.
Thankfully, heroes never die in movies and leave
the sidekick alone. He would not stand for it.
Gabby or Pat, Pancho or Andy remind us of a part
the dependent part that can never grow up,
the part that is painfully eager to please,
always wants a hug and never gets enough.
Who could sit in a darkened theatre, listen
to the organ music and watch the best
of ourselves lowered into the ground while
the rest stood up there, tears pouring off
that enormous nose.
Where is my fanatical zombie horde?
Fanatical is in the eye of the beholder.