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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Jingdood (elected 1 year 285 days ago)

Founder: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder

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Latest World Assembly resolutions:
General Assembly - Nuclear Arms Protocol
Security Council - None

Embassies: The Illuminati and Warhammer 40000.

Tags: Independent, Featured, Offsite Forums, and Medium.

Regional Power: High

The Lexicon contains 30 nations, the 367th most in the world.

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The Most Godforsaken in The Lexicon

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and holistic aura chakra wellbeing in order to determine the least godly nations.

As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 2,980th in the world for Most Godforsaken.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of JingdoodWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.”
2.The Republic of WilkshireWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“Everyone for everyone else”
3.The Colony of The Holy Green HipposWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“Ask us about our gullibilty.”
4.The Total Perspective Vortex of ChasmantheCompulsory Consumerist State“When you gaze long into a chasm it also gazes into you”
5.The Federation of Failed PoliticiansCapitalist Paradise“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”
6.The Empire of The First MasterCorporate Police State“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”
7.The Republic of The Lexicon FounderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!”
8.The Republic of Glen-burnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's In It For Us?”
9.The Cathyy Principality of PixiedanceCapitalist Paradise“To war!”
10.The Unkempt Territories of PhylthFather Knows Best State“Don't look under the bed!”
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After a highly publicized arrest, in which one of the nation's wealthiest celebrities was detained for assaulting two of her servants with a priceless Fabergé egg, some of Chasmanthe's rich have begun demanding the right to avoid prison terms by paying off their victims.

"It makes, like, no sense for someone like ME to be stuck here for three WHOLE DAYS," whines Clarrisse Milton during a jail cell interview, only after dimming the lights and getting earplugs for her hangover. "And the trial hasn't even STARTED. My daddy has PLENTY of money and, like, nothing better to spend it on. He could just give a few million tais to the victims' families and, um... like, the government. That's fair, right?"

"You've got to be kidding me!" bellows Chasmanthe's Attorney General, Mohammed Christmas, angrily pounding his fist on your desk. "No one should be above the law, no matter how much money they have! It's bad enough that they can hire some shyster lawyer to get them off on a technicality most of the time. As a matter of fact, we should make the rich use public defenders. It's only fair considering everyone else is stuck with them. You know what, just expand the entire public defenders' office while you're at it."

"Instead of wasting money on prisons for violent criminals, I could take care of your problem," suggests Lars Nagasawa, Chasmanthe's wealthiest psychopath, while polishing a rifle. "I'm an unrivaled hunter, but with animals there's no challenge for an expert such as myself. If you sent prey to my island estate, I'd be willing to throw a few tais the government's way. You save money; I take care of the scum in your penal system. Sounds like a win-win to me."

The reference to The Most Dangerous Game is rather amusing, certainly cuts down on prison costs and could be spun into a hit segment for the newsreels.

I'm back... Gimme a drink!

Pepsi or Coke?

Root Beer!!!!!

Something stronger is required surely? :-)

Uhhhhhhh..... Ginger Ale?

One straight Rye!

All hard alcohol tastes like rubbing alcohol. Except the ones that taste like they were strained through burnt peat moss.

I like Vernor's Ginger Ale.

That's why I drink hard apple cider.

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