WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Jingdood (elected 1 year 270 days ago)
Founder: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder
Embassies: The Illuminati.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Extreme in The Lexicon
The World Census developed the following ranking based on a rather vague survey of nations to uncover 'odd or fundamentalist social, economic, or political systems'.
As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 7,566th in the world for Most Extreme.
|1.||The Termite Infestation of The Beard of Balin||Anarchy||“Who dares? I think I do!”|
|2.||The Empire of The First Master||Corporate Police State||“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”|
|3.||The Queendom of Mephisbaator||Corporate Police State||“Thra'axfyl the Ambitious shall rise again!”|
|4.||The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger||Corporate Police State||“Delicious!”|
|5.||The Empire of The Evil Sutekh||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Your evil is my good!”|
|6.||The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Vigila Oculos Imperatoris”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Complete Dominance||Corporate Police State||“Do as you are told, or die!”|
|8.||The Hoarding Nation of Mr Trebus||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“I'm not going to take the rubbish out!”|
|9.||The Republic of Wilkshire||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Everyone for everyone else”|
|10.||The Colony of The Holy Green Hippos||Left-wing Utopia||“Ask us about our gullibilty.”|
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI arrived from Warhammer 40000.
- 2 days 3 hours ago: The Borderlands of The WH40k Universe of the region Warhammer 40000 proposed constructing embassies.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI departed this region for Warhammer 40000.
- 4 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 4 days ago: The Federation of Failed Politicians arrived from Lazarus.
- 6 days ago: The United States of Don Birnam arrived from Lazarus.
- 6 days ago: The United States of Don Birnam ceased to exist.
- 7 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 9 days ago: The Dazed Fairy of Tinkerbell arrived from Lazarus.
- 12 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
The Lexicon Regional Message Board
Don't worry guys, as the lord and masters of our lands, every birthday is our 18th.
# 1 for least corrupt! YAY!
After a highly publicized arrest, in which one of the nation's wealthiest celebrities was detained for assaulting two of her servants with a priceless Fabergé egg, some of Chasmanthe's rich have begun demanding the right to avoid prison terms by paying off their victims.
"It makes, like, no sense for someone like ME to be stuck here for three WHOLE DAYS," whines Clarrisse Milton during a jail cell interview, only after dimming the lights and getting earplugs for her hangover. "And the trial hasn't even STARTED. My daddy has PLENTY of money and, like, nothing better to spend it on. He could just give a few million tais to the victims' families and, um... like, the government. That's fair, right?"
"You've got to be kidding me!" bellows Chasmanthe's Attorney General, Mohammed Christmas, angrily pounding his fist on your desk. "No one should be above the law, no matter how much money they have! It's bad enough that they can hire some shyster lawyer to get them off on a technicality most of the time. As a matter of fact, we should make the rich use public defenders. It's only fair considering everyone else is stuck with them. You know what, just expand the entire public defenders' office while you're at it."
"Instead of wasting money on prisons for violent criminals, I could take care of your problem," suggests Lars Nagasawa, Chasmanthe's wealthiest psychopath, while polishing a rifle. "I'm an unrivaled hunter, but with animals there's no challenge for an expert such as myself. If you sent prey to my island estate, I'd be willing to throw a few tais the government's way. You save money; I take care of the scum in your penal system. Sounds like a win-win to me."
The reference to The Most Dangerous Game is rather amusing, certainly cuts down on prison costs and could be spun into a hit segment for the newsreels.
I'm back... Gimme a drink!
Pepsi or Coke?
Something stronger is required surely? :-)
Uhhhhhhh..... Ginger Ale?
One straight Rye!