WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Jingdood (elected 1 year 285 days ago)
Founder: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Godforsaken in The Lexicon
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and holistic aura chakra wellbeing in order to determine the least godly nations.
As a region, The Lexicon is ranked 2,980th in the world for Most Godforsaken.
|1.||The Republic of Jingdood||Democratic Socialists||“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.”|
|2.||The Republic of Wilkshire||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Everyone for everyone else”|
|3.||The Colony of The Holy Green Hippos||Left-wing Utopia||“Ask us about our gullibilty.”|
|4.||The Total Perspective Vortex of Chasmanthe||Compulsory Consumerist State||“When you gaze long into a chasm it also gazes into you”|
|5.||The Federation of Failed Politicians||Capitalist Paradise||“I didn't get elected but I made a ton of cash”|
|6.||The Empire of The First Master||Corporate Police State||“I am The Master and you WILL obey me!”|
|7.||The Republic of The Lexicon Founder||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Founder of the greatest region in NationStates!”|
|8.||The Republic of Glen-burn||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What's In It For Us?”|
|9.||The Cathyy Principality of Pixiedance||Capitalist Paradise||“To war!”|
|10.||The Unkempt Territories of Phylth||Father Knows Best State||“Don't look under the bed!”|
- 3 hours ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 7 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 10 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 10 days ago: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI arrived from Warhammer 40000.
- 10 days ago: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI departed this region for Warhammer 40000.
- 11 days ago: Embassy established between Warhammer 40000 and The Lexicon.
- 12 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 12 days ago: The Queendom of Mephisbaator departed this region for Taijitu.
- 14 days ago: The Republic of The Lexicon Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- 14 days ago: The Inquisitorial Conclave of BRU MkI arrived from Warhammer 40000.
The Lexicon Regional Message Board
After a highly publicized arrest, in which one of the nation's wealthiest celebrities was detained for assaulting two of her servants with a priceless Fabergé egg, some of Chasmanthe's rich have begun demanding the right to avoid prison terms by paying off their victims.
"It makes, like, no sense for someone like ME to be stuck here for three WHOLE DAYS," whines Clarrisse Milton during a jail cell interview, only after dimming the lights and getting earplugs for her hangover. "And the trial hasn't even STARTED. My daddy has PLENTY of money and, like, nothing better to spend it on. He could just give a few million tais to the victims' families and, um... like, the government. That's fair, right?"
"You've got to be kidding me!" bellows Chasmanthe's Attorney General, Mohammed Christmas, angrily pounding his fist on your desk. "No one should be above the law, no matter how much money they have! It's bad enough that they can hire some shyster lawyer to get them off on a technicality most of the time. As a matter of fact, we should make the rich use public defenders. It's only fair considering everyone else is stuck with them. You know what, just expand the entire public defenders' office while you're at it."
"Instead of wasting money on prisons for violent criminals, I could take care of your problem," suggests Lars Nagasawa, Chasmanthe's wealthiest psychopath, while polishing a rifle. "I'm an unrivaled hunter, but with animals there's no challenge for an expert such as myself. If you sent prey to my island estate, I'd be willing to throw a few tais the government's way. You save money; I take care of the scum in your penal system. Sounds like a win-win to me."
The reference to The Most Dangerous Game is rather amusing, certainly cuts down on prison costs and could be spun into a hit segment for the newsreels.
I'm back... Gimme a drink!
Pepsi or Coke?
Something stronger is required surely? :-)
Uhhhhhhh..... Ginger Ale?
One straight Rye!
All hard alcohol tastes like rubbing alcohol. Except the ones that taste like they were strained through burnt peat moss.
I like Vernor's Ginger Ale.
That's why I drink hard apple cider.