The WorldWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of KindjalLiberal Democratic Socialists“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south BorlandAuthoritarian Democracy“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
3.The Just of TzoLiberal Democratic Socialists“For Mercy and Justice”
4.The Friendly Republic of DennisovCivil Rights Lovefest“Can we ever have too much of a good thing?”
5.The Nihilist Hippy Commune of UmmagummaLiberal Democratic Socialists“You are only coming through in waves.”
6.The United Socialist States of SpanLeft-wing Utopia“We Own Y'all!”
7.The Free Republic of Last UtopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia”
8.The Community of St Stephen n CrittersDemocratic Socialists“Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses”
9.The Federal Commonwealth of Pax AureaNew York Times Democracy“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
10.The Island of CyreneanLiberal Democratic Socialists“Your Government cares so you don't have to”
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by Max Barry

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