The Most Authoritarian in The Kingdom of Sparta
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, The Kingdom of Sparta is ranked 7,194th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Dictatorship of Zoobah||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Ne Conjuge Nobiscom”|
|2.||The Marvelous Madcap Mojo of A Lazy Braindead Bozo||Iron Fist Consumerists||“There is more to a head than just brains.”|
|3.||The Free City of Free Lacedaemon||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Λακεδαιμόνιος”|
|4.||The Noodleheaded Nobodies of Noogie Noggins||Moralistic Democracy||“Never a noogie nor a noggin!”|
|5.||The Klaus Devestatorie Imperium of Feroxian||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”|
|6.||The Totally Alive Federation of United Ohio and NKY||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Sometimes here, sometimes not”|
|7.||The Won't You Break Free of Hillsong United||Corporate Bordello||“Get up and dance.”|