The Islamic Republic Of Pakistan

Naraeee-eTakbir

Allah hu Akbar

"The soil that we tread on is a great witness to the evolution of humanity, from caves to the high-rise buildings of cold metal and hard brick. These sand particles and the pebbles have borne the footsteps of Prophets, Messiahs, Writers, Inventors, Conquerors and Philosophers. They have seen what we have not seen, for we the humans mostly tend to forget what we did in the past and what are we capable of doing.

As I tread on a small pebble strewn path near my university under the night sky, I look up at the crescent above me. It is comforting to feel earth’s closest space neighbor’s cool bluish light on me. As I look up, I can’t help but focus my eyes on a patch of moon where Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed. That first step on 20th July 1969 was the epitome of USA’s advancement in science and technology. No other country has done it since the Apollo missions and it is unlikely to repeat that feat for another two or three decades.

Then a very crazy thought entered my head, but the thought was ridiculous, verging on blasphemous. I ignored it and continued my nighttime walk.

I came back and tried to forget what I had just thought but the thought somehow stuck. Then another thought came in. This one more ridiculous than the other. I laughed at it, this second thought was to write down and share the first thought that had come in my head. I told myself that if I ever write it down I would be branded as a “Lunatic” ( ah the irony of words).

But then my mind is like PM Gillani and my thoughts like Zardari. The former always succumbs to the pressure exerted by the latter. So here I am, penning out what I had thought that night.

Pakistan needs a Man on the Moon.

Now go on laugh, of course I can’t blame you, can I ? How can a nation suffering from electricity and gas shortages, strikes, war, death and destruction, who doesn’t (apparently) has money to build even a dam can ever EVER dare to hope to put a man in space let alone the moon. It seems like disrespect, mocking if you like, to the sufferings of a nation consisting of 180 million souls, 63% of whom fall under the age of 25 and where the literacy rate hovers somewhere around 50% and whose population still believes that Neil Armstrong really did hear Azan on the moon despite the fact that sound needs air to travel-And there’s no air on the moon!

But, just bear a few moments with me and imagine, what would it be like to have the Pakistani flag on the lunar surface. Wouldn’t it be exhilarating? Wouldn’t it be just a pleasure to show your passport on the airport and not have eyes brows raised but be greeted with a smile because you belong to a nation that had just conquered the moon from the Americans, to have the world label you as bold space entrepreneurs rather than as a nation of conservatives and blowhards. To think that the world would be a better place with the achievement of a crippled nation sending a man to the moon and ushering the world into a new space age seems like stuff from a Hollywood movie. But allow me to make an argument here. If a nation with a literacy rate of 50 % can make cruise missiles, a nation where a sewing needle is imported from China can make a nuclear device, a nation where half the population can’t even afford a computer, can boast world’s youngest Microsoft certified professionals, cannot build a rocket and lunar vehicle to take a man to the moon, I would say you are kidding me.

When we spend more than 43 billion dollars in fighting “our own people” for some nation thousands of miles away from us, when we spend more than 60 million dollars to help those affected by the war on terrorism, when our military budget increases with each passing year, where the security expenses of the PM and the President per annum alone surpass the 500,000 dollar figure and then you tell me we can’t afford to put a man on the moon. I say you sir are kidding me.

It is at times like these where nations can either rise or sink. Just like that tight ropewalker about to jump to safety after walking the whole length can either slip and fall or safely step on the ledge and take a bow, imagine Pakistan to be that tight ropewalker. Albeit, small, emaciated, starved, crippled and limping. I say costs don’t matter. What matters is the will of the people to leave a mark on history. That’s a common feeling that’s shared by people who believe in team effort, who believe that no matter what, obstacles can be overcome. Nations like these are powered by the almighty trinity of Youth, Intellectuals and Military. And believe you me. Pakistan has that. Just think, how much Pakistan can gain in technology when its every engineer would be involved in the lunar mission, imagine the number of technologies that would be introduced, the billions of foreign investment, new management practices, newly emerging centers of Pakistani economy, explosion of educational institutes, the flood of engineers and entrepreneurs, Pakistan would be changed forever and with it the South Asian region, or may be the whole world itself. Pakistan’s name would become a by word for heroism, adventurism , inspiration and motivation. When schoolchildren will read poems about the Pakistani mission to the moon rather than King Bruce and the Spider.

Imagine a day when every Sindhi, Balochi, Pashtun, Punjabi, Sunni, Shia, Barelvi, Ahmadi, Wahhabi, would be looking at that shiny sphere in the sky, as one single entity all thinking the same thing:

“Has it landed yet?”"

http://leftsideoftherightbrain.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/putting-paki-on-moon.html

INTERNATIONAL DELEGATION FROM THE FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTRY TOUCHES DOWN IN CAPITAL CITY.

Dear friends of the CPE,

As you have an Embassy with our region, you may have received a telegram or RMB post from a CPE Protesting nation regarding our current government.

This CPE protestor is not from our region, and is a rogue nation trying to ruin our international reputation. The fact that this protesting nation has not been able to enter our region (which is password locked and password is available to all resident nations), demonstrates that it is a rogue, outside force trying to cause civil strife.

I have been instructed by our elected Head of Government, The Dominion of Aanon Bay, to whom I serve as Foreign Minister, to advise our friendly regions of the current situation facing CPE.

Our government has achieved great things. I also note that The Super Awesome United Kingdom of France 1 faithfully and respectively also serves under the Aanon Bay led government, and he is committed to being part of the Aanon Bay led team.

We hope that international and rogue attempts to ruin our regions stability and peace will end, particularly on this special day of ours, which we celebrate the feast of our Patron Saint, Saint Zeno.

I am currently on an international tour of our friendly nations and if you wish to discuss any of the matters raised above, please feel free to contact me directly via telegram.

Please note, the rogue nation running against our region is Cpe protester. This nation has no authorisation or resident link to our region and will be tried by our courts if they ever enter.

We thank you for your understanding and hope you can support the CPE during this time it is under threat.

Our region and government, including my party, the DNP, are committed to strong, stable governance of the CPE. We stand behind our leader, even though he is not from our party, because we do not believe in ruining the mandate he was given to govern during the proper election process.

Kind regards,

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Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Central Pacific Empire

Hi!

They shout Allahu Akbhar and cheer while Gaddafi was sodomized with a knife:

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/middle-east/111024/gaddafi-sodomized-video-gaddafi-sodomy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=053Pyclbo2A
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/24/gaddafi-sodomized-video_n_1028970.html

Grievously wounded Gaddafi subjected to excessive acts of sodomy accompanied by screams of "Allah is great":
http://globalfire.tv/nj/11en/politics/gaddafi_sodomized.htm