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Hello everyone I hope you are all doing well.
Mandatory tagging of all Paranoidia's citizens is now in effect to aid in their repatriation if lost, the only side effect noticed so far is a strong luminous green glow in the dark but our top scientists are working on a solution to this slight technical hitch.
Scanners can be bought at the cheap gift shoppes with a 25% discount for bulk orders from all TGC residents. I've also developed an offshoot of the tagging chemicals this which can be used by all you ravers and nightclub goers for that all-weekend party glow-stick effect.
*Note Paranoidia can accept no responsibility for any unknown possible side-effects not yet discovered arising from use of Project NUKAGLOW chemicals for recreational use.*
oh and hey there Lucentia
Hey,we are doing well. Just lonely. So lonelyyy
Oh and as a sidenote, all citizens from test group 9. We'll need you to tell us if you hear a beeping noise. That's from the postcard sized experimental tracker er've implanted in your head. The beeping means it's about to explode. We'll want to get that out of you pronto.
All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
You mean asbestos is bad for you? Damn I knew that quote for rebuilding the damage from the last robot rampage was cheap and now I know why..... Guys we may have a slight asbestos related problem on several floors. *cough*
Luckily ever since the Floor 8 Incident, we've been required to have full HAZMAT suits available to all employees. They're stored right next to the bales of asbestos in the basement, you can't miss them.
Ahhhh the basement, there's an ongoing xenomorph problem in the basement ever since the return of the TGC survey from LV426, I'd rather not go down there. *cough*
Might want to get that cough looked at...Actually don't, our resident doctor Emily might pry you open and experiment on you.
Err no no , I'm feeling much better now !
Emily? You replaced me.... I thought I was the resident doctor
Can you blame me? She has a ten point rack...You can still be the resident nurse with a pay raise.
Meh. School.
I'm movin' back to school today, coincidentally.
In it literally right now. Also, turnopolis left. Did we know him? He seems really familiar
He was a TGC old timer, sent that nation here a few months ago to check up on us.
Heh, "old-timer", makes us sound like a bunch of old men
What you say, sonny? Speak into the horn.
You want some popcorn?
Pfff cheeky young whippersnapper!
Off to the nursing home for you!
Old rat, stop leeching off of our company.
We weren't being serious... We practice no age discrimination here at TGC. In fact, I have never heard of this "age discrimination" thing.
Raging criminal nation? What'd he say, Martha?
I think he said raging erection
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