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Hello members of TGC,

I have informed the members of Capitalist Paradise that your region as enabled embassy posting. Hopefully you will be seeing more of us in the coming days and we can strengthen the relationship between our regions.

WA Delegate of Capitalist Paradise,
--Acario

Looking forward to it.

The most splendid Gen Corp Chief Executive for liii...... I mean for now,
-Salish

Salish-Cascadia wrote:

We don't always host the World Cup, but when we do, we like to take a knee around the 20 minute mark and call it a day.

Pretty much how that game went. I was looking forward to a great game today though I guess I cannot complain as I got the outcome I wanted. It was a record performance for Germany:

First team to score 5 goals in 18 minutes in a World Cup game.
Player Miroslav Klose now has the record for most goals scored in World Cup games.
First team to score 7 goals against Brazil in a single match.
Brazil's first home loss in a competitive match since 1975.

The Brazilian fans booed their team off the field...

I bet all the Nazi regions are having a blast over this. Argentina vs Germany up next. We should have a world cup party in yako's office.

Buy your cheap German World Cup Merchandise from the cheap gift shoppe now!!! 50% off giant foam hands!

Quickly, before zee Germans get here!

Got some bad new folks, some idiot down in the tech department activated an old prototype of our central AI system. Turns out the old one is homicidal towards all organic life. Said prototype is now currently waging full scale cyber warfare with the facility's central AI. The central AI, or Jimmy as we like to call the little bugger, tells me that the prototype has limited access to our systems.

Limited access as in total control of our computers...As none...Errr some of you know, all Genesian computers have been thoroughly modified to be fully capable combat droids under the control of the central AI as per Protocol 48. According to Jimmy here he no longer has said control. So there is a slight chance your computer may attempt to violently murder you.

It's really bad down in the Youtube department...You ever seen what an angry flatscreen does to a human? Not pretty. So, as a measure of medium resort, I've had Jimmy activate our experimental laser defense grid. Should fry those computers like eggs. I am required by Federal laws to inform all staff in the Youtube department that contact with the lasers causes the human body to turn into a pile of shaving cream. If you do not like or are allergic to shaving cream, avoid contact with the lasers.

Also, to whoever activated the prototype:A box, your stuff, outside, parking lot, car, bye bye.

Good news, when my computer stops shooting at me, I'll publish a list of projects and protocols that have been instated. As of late many employees seem to be ignorant...I thought they knew I had all of their chairs outfitted with rocket powered ejection systems.

Beep...Beep...Beep..... Whooooooshhhhhhhh

What is going on

or have they got to me..... BOOP BOOP BOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP