The Federal Islands RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Protector of the Realm of The Federal Islands Regent

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the Federal Islands!

President: Shallowell
Vice President: Crumlark
Extremely Awesome Unfortunately Absent Nation: United Furry Alliance
Minister of Internal Affairs: Humpheria in TFI Gen 2
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Coumba
Minster of Military Affairs: Conservative Idealism in TFI

TFI is a member of REATO!

Regional News: We (or, at least, some of us) have arrived!

This region was effectively disbanded and destroyed by its delegate, Texacoe in August 2013. It is preserved here as a memorial to that tumultuous time, and so that no enemy may claim it as their own.

The original Federal Islands was founded on September 5, 2011 by Neutricland. It was refounded on September 11, 2013 by The Federal Islands Regent, a puppet of Shallowell.

Embassies: The Federal Islands 2nd Gen, Libertatem, Ivory Tower, International Republican Union, Pennsylvania, The Illuminati, Benevolent Capitalism, The federal islands 2, The Commonwealth States, and REATO.

Tags: Small and Anti-Communist.

The Federal Islands contains 7 nations, the 1,681st most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Subsidized Industry in The Federal Islands

Nations ranked highly devote relatively large amounts of public money to subsidizing business, a practice known as 'corporate welfare.'

As a region, The Federal Islands is ranked 3,215th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Motherhood of CrumlarkFather Knows Best State“The Brightest Lights cast the Blackest Shadows”
2.The Democratic Socialist Rep of SzurdokistanLiberal Democratic Socialists“Pride In Unity”
3.The Bored Militant Puppet of Conservative Idealism in TFINew York Times Democracy“No region is an island.”
4.The Republic of Humpheria in TFI Gen 2New York Times Democracy“Perge ad libertatem”
5.The Pevvanian Puppet of Soup NaziIron Fist Consumerists“No soup for you!”
6.The Holy Empire of Comstock HouseDemocratic Socialists“Without God, There Is Nothing”
7.The Protector of the Realm of The Federal Islands RegentAnarchy“We remember”

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The Federal Islands Regional Message Board

Ah, how devious.

It's just a part of how they operate. They must be absolutely precise when dealing with update times.

I remain rather inactive, sadly.

So I see.

Let's talk ebola. In my opinion, one of the most overrated epidemics yet; even in Africa, with one of the worst healthcare systems anywhere, it's "only" killed a few thousand people. Now that it's in the U.S., some people are crapping themselves with fear over a disease that will probably kill "only" a few people. IMO it's all unfortunate but really not anything to be concerned about...

Or, I'm just telling myself that so I can distance myself from the fear of full-body hemorrhagic death.

Plus it only seems to spread through bodily fluids. It's not even an airborne epidemic.

Exactly. Maybe for the next few weeks I'll be less inclined to drink other peoples' blood but that's not a huge deal I guess

Alright, we need to invoke Operation: Do Stuff.

The Bored Militant Puppet of Conservative Idealism in TFI wrote:Alright, we need to invoke Operation: Do Stuff.

Likely so, but what to do?

The Protector of the Realm of The Federal Islands Regent wrote:Likely so, but what to do?

Mail raw pork products to everyone we know?

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