The Empire of Win RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Intelligent Hologram of The Triangulum

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One wonders how much the free time raiders must have to be able to waste so much of it doing something so boring.


Tags: Minuscule.

The Empire of Win is home to a single nation.


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The Highest Police Ratios in The Empire of Win

Nations ranked highly have large numbers of police or other law enforcement officials compared to the number to citizens.

As a region, The Empire of Win is ranked 4,719th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

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The flying speghetti monster

1 year 290 days ago

just over a month and i'll have been ruler for a year...and what a horrible ruler i've been.

Not true,
The only problem has been our regions lack of activity and that has been in no way your fault. I have tried many times to get the region off the ground (we were once in the forties' for nations), but it always comes back down. I just don't have the time required to get this region going and running on it's own speed. The region will continue on as it has (slowly, that is) until we all leave or someone comes along with enough time to do whats needed. This region has been a project of mine for what must be approaching two years and during that time I have done many different things in NS, I have held a governmental position in a feeder region (the west pacific) and I was even a featured region follower for a while but I have always held a position in this region in the hope that it would grow to something great. It is now approaching the time when I must move on from this region to other things; I won't move yet, but it will happen. At that time the region will be left to whoever is left to carry it on in the direction that they want.

Your benign Founder,

Look at what I have found, it is the remnants of our old empire that spanned three regions, Jongleurs.

The flying speghetti monster

1 year 283 days ago

must have been before my time, i dont recall conquering anyone. Either way i'll stay here and keep the lights on if anyone ever wants to come back. Enjoy your travels, maybe some day we will rise again.

We began raising our empire about 2 years ago I believe, long before your time.

The great thing about having puppet nations is that this nation of mine (The Triangulum) doesn't actually have to leave the region, so I'll still be here, just not 100% of the time.


Ah, zombies. I do like April Fools Day. I would suggest that we all search for a cure. How are we all?


This is Tri.

I moved my other nation to recover from the zombie attacks.

The flying speghetti monster

1 year 234 days ago

23M survivors out of about 3 B people

At my lowest point, I had 4 million survivors out of 5.421 billion.

You Shall Embrace our new form!

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