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What a lovely day to be a Kitlétian and a Narnian. Good morning, everyone! My office is overflowing with cries of "Ooga booga where the stapler?!"

Post by Tifa lockhart suppressed by Fotar.

Captured by The Black Riders!

Post by Velysiria suppressed by Syl storms.

Well, I'll be damned. I disappear for a while and come back to find this.... rubbish. Some people can't leave well enough alone, can they?

Post self-deleted by Elmerna.

Post by Elmerna suppressed by Syl storms.

F**k you, Black Riders.

Oh hia

and bye.

Bye?

The raiders. No big deal. They came, they went, they saw, they felt good about themselves. I knew it was only a matter of time *shrug* they are harmless pests.

Oh, I thought we would have to put in a draft to the Security Council.

Nope. That only happens when *true* raiders manage to take a region without a founder and hold onto it long enough to password protect it, thus preventing any liberations.

These little hit and runs the raiders do now are cowardly, pointless, accomplish nothing and are a disgrace to the raiding community, which, even as a defender, I have always had a respect for, since without raiding, there would be no defending and I am sure Nationstates would have fallen into obscurity years ago.

From the Office of Fotar the Fox, Lord Regent of Narnia:
Official Statement on Recent 'Raid'

Fellow Narnians,

When I semi-retired from active duty, I knew all along that, someday, the enemy would seek to take advantage of our slumber and would invade. In today's world, such an action was inevitable without serious restriction and the complete shutting of our borders, something I have never and continue to not support. For this reason, I have remained watchfully active, checking in daily at times, and weekly at others.

Three updates previous, a group of black clad tourists on horseback entered into the citadel of Cair Paravel, our beloved castle and capital. These juveniles removed the Narnian banner from the top parapet, posted closing notices on the doors of our embassies, gratified our front bulletin board, and posed for selfies on our front stoop before riding away as quickly as they came. A number of the delinquents lingered, and were removed forcefully from our boarders, uttering cries about not telling their parents or they may lose access their Facebook and Twitter accounts (whatever those are) for a fortnight.

The damage done by these cowardly youth was extremely limited and has already been repaired. Our scouts had no trouble identifying the prank as coming from the region of the Black Riders, a group known for their pointless entry and rapid departure from foreign regions. Pursuing the matter further would be a waste of time and resources, as these hooligans are not the type to learn and amend their ways. They, or some of their cronies, may someday show up again here, and will certainly be spotted elsewhere in the world. They are not dangerous and are not to be feared, as they can do us no harm.

Moving forward, this small incident has sparked a small renewal in my blood and perhaps, we can start working towards a limited, social-focused rebuilding of our fair land. And so, to close, I utter that ancient cry from the glorious past:

Onward! For Narnia! And for Aslan!

Greetings members of The Council of Narnia! I am the WA delegate of Valhalla stopping by to say hello to all of you.

Hello and welcome to our fair land! I am so honored that you have stopped by!

How are you doing this fine day?

Greetings! I see that Tifa Lockhart and some invaders were here. Hope your lion found her tasty?

He tried one of her minions and spat him out disgusted. He let out a mighty roar, and that is when the rest turned and fled.

*sighs* I must say, it really has been a long time since I was last active. And looks like it's the same for most of you guys, as well.

Topaz!! Great to see you! How is life??

Yay, we're free! :3

TOPAZ!

So how are people doing?

I for one have been having a very difficult time lately, but am seeing some light. Hope its the end of the tunnel and not an oncoming train...

I'm surviving Junior year of highschool as best I can, but doing great with most other things :)

How are you Rio?

I'm doing alright. Brewing away and supplying the region with good beer. :) I'm also keeping a close eye on the Scottish Independence issue. What has never been answered (as far as I'm aware) is "What does Scottish Independence mean for the average Briton?"

Second child born. Check.
Thesis successfully defended. Check.
3 incredible, life changing days. Check.

Don't I get to go to Disneyworld now or something?

Congrats!
Congrats!
And probably not :)

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