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Turning to dust is The Matriarchy of Cherubino.
The far out and groovy thing we did with The Dictatorship of Conservative Surrealists is to have him towed by The Enterprise for a five year mission.
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Pushing up daisies is The United States of Rep of the council of free nations.
Rest in peace, The Tribal States of Anarkus.
Buried today is The Democratic States of Alketai.
Please bury me when I am gone. Thanks.
Burial at sea.
Incinerate us with the trash, please.
Hey man, let the jackels eat us. Jackels need food too!
Death by firing squad.
Buried today is The Republic of Burnt-out ends of smoky days.
The Incorporated States of Capitalist hamiltonia has been buried at sea.
The United Socialist States of Puritan wilsonia has been incinerated with the trash.
The Free Land of Hippie jeffersonia has been fed to the "jackels".
And, although we generally do not do executions here, The Jingoistic States of Militant jacksonia has been put to death by firing squad.
Can I be cremated the have my ashes been sent out in space
Give me a viking burial
Dispose me when I am gone.
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Today we cremate The Armed Republic of The norweagian raider and sent his ashes out into space.
We entomb The Roving Nation of An Agripan Scout, The Conservative Republic of Agripa, and The Fiefdom of Merovingean Ambassodor
We bury The Conservative Republic of Carolina IV.
A Viking funeral is held for The Kingdom of Norway and Svalbard.
I want to be trown in the woods for animals to eat.
Consigned to dust is The Sinister Sect of Sunday School Dropouts.
Buried with dignity today was The Free Land of Progressive bloc.
As requested, The Disputed Territories of United solopsists was thrown in the woods to feed the animals.
Rest in peace, Maryon.
Please bury me after playing some Bach choral music. Thanks.
Today, with the chorus softly singing Bach's Ave Maria, we lay to rest "Do lung bridge."
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