WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--
Today's World Census Report
The Most Stationary in The Beech Beach House
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 9,731st in the world for Most Stationary.
|1.||The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“[region=The Beech Beach House] is waiting for YOU!”|
|2.||The Seafaring Lunatics of Mare Amore||Capitalist Paradise||“It's a scientific community, man. ”|
|3.||The Questionable Antics of Son of Y||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“D' oh!”|
|4.||The Protectorate of The Anti-marsupial Overlord||Psychotic Dictatorship||“[region=The Beech Beach House]”|
|5.||The Westwindian Lands of Lewis and Clark||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Nothing is ever just one thing”|
|6.||The Rocking Chairs of Hallowed Ground||Capitalizt||“Rattle my Bones”|
|7.||The North Pacifican Delegate of Joshua Ravenclaw||Left-Leaning College State||“Feederite Diplomat ”|
|8.||The Free City of San Francesco Bay||Civil Rights Lovefest||“San Francesco | Peace and Progress”|
|9.||The Osiris Pharaoh Emeritus of Zaolat II||Democratic Socialists||“Salubrious”|
|10.||The Republic of Meganeenee||Father Knows Best State||“Mine”|
- : Bombberg ceased to exist.
- : The Beach Loving Resident of Mcmasterdonia II ceased to exist.
- : The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO-- rejected East of West's request for regional embassies.
- : The People's Republic of WeareAllScrewedville of the region East of West proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO-- changed the regional password.
- : The Republic of Meganeenee arrived from Balder.
- : The Osiris Pharaoh Emeritus of Zaolat II arrived from Balder.
- : The Darkesian Security Detail of -TAO- departed this region for The North Pacific.
- : The Darkesian Security Detail of -TAO- arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Republic of Meganeenee ceased to exist.
The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board
Room 36. Great view in two directions through the floor-to-ceiling glass walls. And a direct entrance to the beach from your room.
*sips drink* Ahh ... yes ... anti-marsupialism ...
Years ago I met a gentleman, a scholar, by the name of Mr. Stick. Stick was a true Renaissance Man being skilled in multiple disciplines. He was also the author of a collection of four books detailing the threat marsupials pose to the world in their quest for domination over placentals and ovipares.
The four books:
"Marsupial Conspiracy: Fact or Fiction" revealed the conspiracy and detailed the historical evidence of the conspiracy through the millenia.
"Opossums: Spies with Pouches" discussed how opossums are known all over the world and considered primitive while they are, in fact, the eyes and ears of the marsupial overlords.
"The Australian Outback: Breeding Ground of Terror" detailed the terrorist training camps run by marsupials in the Australian Outback.
"Dreamtime: the Secret Aboriginal Form of Self-Defense" described the placement of the Dream People (we call them Aborginals) on the Southern Continent millenia ago who acted as wardens of the marsupial populations to ensure marsupials would always be separated from those they wished to dominate. The Dream People utilized a metaphysical ability known as DreamTime to to monitor and, when necessary, battle against the creatures they monitored. But the European explorations of the world in the 17th and later centuries resulted in marsupials being removed from the Southern Continent to the other populated continents where their plans for world domination could once again be effected.
The four books made me a believer and a convert. And with the passing of Mr. Stick, I am now the NSverse's leading anti-marsupialist. Perhaps the most awesome quote from Stick in "Marsupial Conspiracy: Fact or Fiction" is this one where he describes the exhaustive research his team performed in looking for the evidence of marsupials in Antarctica: "To date, there has been NO evidence found in Antarctica of marsupials IN, ON, or UNDER the ice... which PROVES how devilishly clever these creatures are at hiding." I mean, if that doesn't give one pause regarding pouchies, I have no idea what will.
The room sounds excellent. Thank you very much.
*the lounge band play on in the background*
*sips drink* Ah I see. Those swines (marsupials) are most devilish. I can see why they are prohibited from this paradise. Thank you for explaining the history to me.
*belatedly sparkles in a glorious fashion*
*sits in rocking chair on front porch enjoying the latest in the Killing Series novels, "The Australian Outback: Breeding Ground of Terror" and wonders where all the glitter came from*
Glitter just is. And now that it's here, it will be forever. You never can quite get rid of it.