The Beech Beach House RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--

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Most Nations: 1,416th Nudest: 1,529th
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The Premier Retirement Region for former Feeder/Sinker Delegates, The Beech Beach House is a friendly place to stay while Wandering.

Almost everyone is welcome. Dress (if so inclined) is informal and clothing is optional.

ATTN ALL GUESTS... Recent detections of eucalyptus fumes near the beach have prompted officials to request that ALL GUESTS familiarize
themselves with the warning signs of roofur madness. A brief seminar (and luncheon) will be provided in the Penguin Room of the BBH Clubhouse at Noon tomorrow.

TBBH is a proud sponsor of ★Penguin Air★ ... Who says penguins can't fly?

Featured Region: 30 JULY 2015

Congratulations to our sister region for their new Commendation: Travelling Region

Embassies: Cashnatchee, Kingdom of Alexandria, Beyond the Sea, The Forty Two Islands, and Travelling Region.

Tags: Magical, Independent, Small, Featured, Password, Neutral, and Casual.

The Beech Beach House contains 10 nations, the 1,416th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in The Beech Beach House

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 9,731st in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“[region=The Beech Beach House] is waiting for YOU!”
2.The Seafaring Lunatics of Mare AmoreCapitalist Paradise“It's a scientific community, man. ”
3.The Questionable Antics of Son of YInoffensive Centrist Democracy“D' oh!”
4.The Protectorate of The Anti-marsupial OverlordPsychotic Dictatorship“[region=The Beech Beach House]”
5.The Westwindian Lands of Lewis and ClarkCorrupt Dictatorship“Nothing is ever just one thing”
6.The Rocking Chairs of Hallowed GroundCapitalizt“Rattle my Bones”
7.The North Pacifican Delegate of Joshua RavenclawLeft-Leaning College State“Feederite Diplomat ”
8.The Free City of San Francesco BayCivil Rights Lovefest“San Francesco | Peace and Progress”
9.The Osiris Pharaoh Emeritus of Zaolat IIDemocratic Socialists“Salubrious”
10.The Republic of MeganeeneeFather Knows Best State“Mine”

Regional Happenings


The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board

Room 36. Great view in two directions through the floor-to-ceiling glass walls. And a direct entrance to the beach from your room.

*sips drink* Ahh ... yes ... anti-marsupialism ...

Years ago I met a gentleman, a scholar, by the name of Mr. Stick. Stick was a true Renaissance Man being skilled in multiple disciplines. He was also the author of a collection of four books detailing the threat marsupials pose to the world in their quest for domination over placentals and ovipares.

The four books:
"Marsupial Conspiracy: Fact or Fiction" revealed the conspiracy and detailed the historical evidence of the conspiracy through the millenia.
"Opossums: Spies with Pouches" discussed how opossums are known all over the world and considered primitive while they are, in fact, the eyes and ears of the marsupial overlords.
"The Australian Outback: Breeding Ground of Terror" detailed the terrorist training camps run by marsupials in the Australian Outback.
"Dreamtime: the Secret Aboriginal Form of Self-Defense" described the placement of the Dream People (we call them Aborginals) on the Southern Continent millenia ago who acted as wardens of the marsupial populations to ensure marsupials would always be separated from those they wished to dominate. The Dream People utilized a metaphysical ability known as DreamTime to to monitor and, when necessary, battle against the creatures they monitored. But the European explorations of the world in the 17th and later centuries resulted in marsupials being removed from the Southern Continent to the other populated continents where their plans for world domination could once again be effected.

The four books made me a believer and a convert. And with the passing of Mr. Stick, I am now the NSverse's leading anti-marsupialist. Perhaps the most awesome quote from Stick in "Marsupial Conspiracy: Fact or Fiction" is this one where he describes the exhaustive research his team performed in looking for the evidence of marsupials in Antarctica: "To date, there has been NO evidence found in Antarctica of marsupials IN, ON, or UNDER the ice... which PROVES how devilishly clever these creatures are at hiding." I mean, if that doesn't give one pause regarding pouchies, I have no idea what will.

Lewis and Clark and San Francesco Bay

The room sounds excellent. Thank you very much.

*the lounge band play on in the background*

*sips drink* Ah I see. Those swines (marsupials) are most devilish. I can see why they are prohibited from this paradise. Thank you for explaining the history to me.


I'm home again!

--TAO-- and San Francesco Bay

oops, I need to be more careful about these CTEs.

*sets out cookies and tea for everyone*

--TAO--, Lewis and Clark, Zaolat II, and San Francesco Bay

The Republic of Meganeenee wrote:oops, I need to be more careful about these CTEs.
*sets out cookies and tea for everyone*


*belatedly sparkles in a glorious fashion*

Zaolat II

*sits in rocking chair on front porch enjoying the latest in the Killing Series novels, "The Australian Outback: Breeding Ground of Terror" and wonders where all the glitter came from*

Glitter just is. And now that it's here, it will be forever. You never can quite get rid of it.

Zaolat II

The Republic of Meganeenee wrote:Glitter just is. And now that it's here, it will be forever. You never can quite get rid of it.

This is true....glitter gets into everything

Zaolat II, San Francesco Bay, and Meganeenee

Best kind of bomb.

San Francesco Bay and Meganeenee

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