The Beech Beach House RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--

World Factbook Entry


The personal residence and capitol city of all Anti-Marsupial nations, The Beech Beach House is a friendly place to stay while Wandering. Almost everyone is welcome. Rest your weary feet/wings/fins/wheels/jets and enjoy the weather. Dress (if so inclined) is informal and clothing is optional. TBBH is a proud sponsor of Penguin Air ... Who says penguins can't fly?

Wandering Nations are permitted and encouraged to leave "travel notes" about their Wanderings. Tell us about your travels.

Recognized Embassy Partners are welcome to post a short adspam for their region.

TBBH is a NEUTRAL REGION ... RAIDERS & DEFENDERS are required to leave their politics at home.

Embassies: Ban Hammer, Cashnatchee, Travelling Region, Andromeda, and Baronetcy of Sanctuary Islands.

Tags: Independent, Small, Casual, Neutral, and Magical.

The Beech Beach House contains 9 nations, the 1,434th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Police Ratios in The Beech Beach House

Nations ranked highly have large numbers of police or other law enforcement officials compared to the number to citizens.

As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 13,528th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ghost Grey Penguin of --TAO--Father Knows Best State“The Beech Beach House is waiting for YOU!”
2.The Beach Loving Resident of Mcmasterdonia IIScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Drink up!”
3.The Beech Beach Combers of NTO-01Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hmmm”
4.The Life-Giving TAO Ascendant of NTO-04Tyranny by Majority“Hmmm”
5.The Anti-marsupial Enforcers of NTO Homeland SecurityFree-Market Paradise“It's only a pouchy; kill it!”
6.The NTO Conspiracy of Milograd IIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ujur'kivam, Sa Sak'arum Vet Insurith.”
7.The Most Serene Republic of Watcher2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“I Like to Watch.”
8.The Life-Giving TAO Ascendant of NTO-02Scandinavian Liberal Paradise“All it takes is a Look, a Touch, and a Word”
9.The Vigilant of Zaolat IIDemocratic Socialists“Salubrious”

Regional Happenings


The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board

The NTO Conspiracy of Milograd II wrote:One more day til' Friday!

*begins setting up Karaoke equipment*

I've been having terrible back pain lately. A friend suggested that I may be pregnant. Somehow I doubt it.

The Beach Loving Resident of Mcmasterdonia II wrote:I've been having terrible back pain lately. A friend suggested that I may be pregnant. Somehow I doubt it.

Gender plays a big part in possible pregnancies. Most people in the world are aware of their gender even if/when friends are not.

Hahah. I think she had been watching too much Grays Anatomy.

Taking preorders for Frisbeeterian Ridiculously Spicy Gnomewatcher Dill Chips and Maximus Mini Distopian Dills. Delivery by next Wednesday. All products are guaranteed by CTE Picklers Distributing Company, LLC, a subsidiary of The Cuckoos Egg.

Mmmm... I would love some of the Frisbeeterian Ridiculously Spicy Gnomewatcher Dill Chips please. A couple of packets will do be nicely.

TAO: You may have seen that the region of Australia has been refounded and protected from R/D permanently (is the hope at least). Fortunately it was a success. It reminded me of Goauld System Lords and the ill-fated attempt we made when the founder returned and went a bit insane.

McM and TAO! Watch out for Drop Bears!

The Vigilant of Zaolat II wrote:McM and TAO! Watch out for Drop Bears!

Drop bears? Here???
*alerts security teams*

You never know where they may be hiding, best to flush them out with fire.

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