The WorldWorld Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveCorporate Police State“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
3.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixIron Fist Consumerists“Guns. Lots of guns.”
4.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists“Get Outa Here!!”
6.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadCorporate Police State“An equal opportunity hate group.”
7.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieCorporate Police State“Worldrankings: First and last.”
8.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesCorporate Police State“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
9.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
10.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
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by Max Barry

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