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Yasuragi wrote:OOC: Anyway, can we go back to the several pages of RP activity we had before Valcouria started posting about pistol-whipping harlots? 'Cuz all we have since then is a bunch of OOC feuding, bickering, and such.

(Also, The greater lands of albion, I am not the next Jack the Ripper, thank you very much >.>)

Peoples republic of the german states, I think UGR and I are waiting on you to RP Zimmer? Since she's your representative?

OOC: *grumbles about people with long names that make it difficult to tag them*

Peoples republic of the german states

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: *grumbles about people with long names that make it difficult to tag them*

OOC: Sorry onii-fam, I dunno how Aunty Zimmer acts so it'll be slightly cringy for a bit until Germania yells at me and tells me to fix it.

OOC: Fine, fine. No Old Guard for now :-)

Besides, I still got a lot of useful information out of this.

Despoticania wrote:OOC: Fine, fine. No Old Guard for now :-)
Besides, I still got a lot of useful information out of this.

OOC: Noooooo! I hate you, dad!

The greater lands of albion wrote:OOC: I don't discriminate against clients. All I care about is that they respect the hourly pay-rate. <3

OOC: And I hate you too, Snowy!

The greater lands of albion

Naggoroth wrote:OOC: Noooooo! I hate you, dad!

OOC: Nag! Don't you dare speak that way to your father! He works very hard to put food on this table, and all he expects when he comes home from work is a happy, welcoming family! You will apologize at once!

*dusts hands on 1950s housewife's apron*

The greater lands of albion, Ferrevaeh, and Uralianya

OOC: I like how The Despot called The Old Guard 'power-tripping bullies'

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: Nag! Don't you dare speak that way to your father! He works very hard to put food on this table, and all he expects when he comes home from work is a happy, welcoming family! You will apologize at once!
*dusts hands on 1950s housewife's apron*

OOC: Does this mean we're now a married 50's couple?

The greater lands of albion

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: Nag! Don't you dare speak that way to your father! He works very hard to put food on this table, and all he expects when he comes home from work is a happy, welcoming family! You will apologize at once!
*dusts hands on 1950s housewife's apron*

OOC: You're a terrible influence on Snowy! I hate you even more!

The greater lands of albion

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: Nag! Don't you dare speak that way to your father! He works very hard to put food on this table, and all he expects when he comes home from work is a happy, welcoming family! You will apologize at once!
*dusts hands on 1950s housewife's apron*

OOC: You're not even my real mom!

The greater lands of albion

Despoticania wrote:OOC: Does this mean we're now a married 50's couple?

OOC: SHES MINE BACK OFF BUB

The greater lands of albion

Despoticania wrote:OOC: Does this mean we're now a married 50's couple?

OOC: Of course, dear.

Naggoroth wrote:OOC: You're a terrible influence on Snowy! I hate you even more!

OOC: Go to your room!

Naggoroth wrote:OOC: You're not even my real mom!

OOC: *gasps in shock*

Oh....Despoticania.... I don't know what I did wrong.... I work so hard to raise him like Meredith would have wanted, but he's so full of angst! Oh, won't you go talk to him, please? For my sake?

*stares at Despot with teary eyes*

The greater lands of albion, Hansdeltania, and Ferrevaeh

Despoticania wrote:OOC: Does this mean we're now a married 50's couple?

OOC: She's younger than me, for pete's sake! And she's cheating on you with Chad!

The greater lands of albion

Peoples republic of the german states

Collectivist germania wrote:"We've nothing further to add, Herr--" Eberhart replied, before a vibration was felt in his breast pocket. Schneder shot him a glare, nudging him harshly with his elbow.
"You know it's against policy to have those things in here."
"Shhh! It's important." Eberhart snapped at him as he pulled his phone out, the San Andreas theme being his ringtone. "Ja?"
A few moments of silence passed as he looked to the others.
"Don't panic, but Schmidt isn't arriving. They're sending--"
"Jesus Christ man! A smarter man would make ventilation shafts too small to crawl through." A female voice echoed from the ceiling as an air vent was kicked down and Clara Zimmer slipped into the room.
OOC: Drew. Some guidance would be gut

As Zimmer slipped into the room, two Red Guards members snapped to attention. One of them marched forward in front of everyone and yelled "As our glorious Premier cannot attend, she has asked her closest of kin to represent the socialist state of the DPR." Both guards then marched to each side of Zimmer and handcuffed her. "Of course this does not mean she will get away with her crimes." Zimmer rolled her eyes and let them cuff her, she wouldn't start a fight that would ruin her niece's reputation and subsequently her family name. "So, gentlemen." She spoke proudly "I'm here to speak for my niece and her actions against Japan. So i'll begin with this: What damage has it truly done? No one died, Japan is on okay terms with us, and we gain territory in the process." She eyed the Niyasuragi man "Of course, this hearing may be for other reasons as well."

Naggoroth wrote:OOC: She's younger than me, for pete's sake! And she's cheating on you with Chad!

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: Of course, dear.
OOC: Go to your room!
OOC: *gasps in shock*
Oh....Despoticania.... I don't know what I did wrong.... I work so hard to raise him like Meredith would have wanted, but he's so full of angst! Oh, won't you go talk to him, please? For my sake?
*stares at Despot with teary eyes*

OOC: *Walks in carrying milk* "Hey honey I'm..." Looks around and drops the milk. "W-what is this? Yas?"

The greater lands of albion

Chadicia wrote:OOC: *Walks in carrying milk* "Hey honey I'm..." Looks around and drops the milk. "W-what is this? Yas?"

OOC: *pulls out pistol* You'll never catch me alive, copper! I've got years of pistol-whipping harlots in front of me -- you haven't seen the last of me yet! Tell them, tell them all, that they'll rue the day they heard of Pistol-Whipping Yas!

....oops. I seem to have crossed genres here.

The greater lands of albion

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: *pulls out pistol* You'll never catch me alive, copper! I've got years of pistol-whipping harlots in front of me -- you haven't seen the last of me yet! Tell them, tell them all, that they'll rue the day they heard of Pistol-Whipping Yas!
....oops. I seem to have crossed genres here.

OOC: THIS IS WHY IM ALWAYS AT ISSY'S HOUSE.

The greater lands of albion

Yasuragi wrote:OOC: *pulls out pistol* You'll never catch me alive, copper! I've got years of pistol-whipping harlots in front of me -- you haven't seen the last of me yet! Tell them, tell them all, that they'll rue the day they heard of Pistol-Whipping Yas!
....oops. I seem to have crossed genres here.

And then Despot was a harlot

OOC: The Alliance of Dictators is a close-knit 1950's American family.
Who occasionally wage war against each other.

Chadicia wrote:OOC: THIS IS WHY IM ALWAYS AT ISSY'S HOUSE.

OOC: And why I always sneak out to Twilight's house. She's more fun.

Mlg gaming wrote:OOC: The Alliance of Dictators is a close-knit 1950's American family.
Who occasionally wage war against each other.

OOC: can I be the quintissentially British butler?

The greater lands of albion and Mlg gaming

Lumingrad wrote:OOC: can I be the quintissentially British butler?

OOC: You must also be Snowy's parent!

Lumingrad

Despoticania wrote:And then Despot was a harlot

OOC: I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be using it as often as I am, but that phrase just makes me crack up. I'll stop soon.

*wipes tear from eye*

Naggoroth wrote:OOC: And why I always sneak out to Twilight's house. She's more fun.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/509/837/f24.gif

Twilight Sparkle wrote:http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/509/837/f24.gif

OOC: Yeah, you're my very best friend.

Lumingrad wrote:OOC: can I be the quintissentially British butler?

OOC: What else would you be?

The greater lands of albion and Lumingrad

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