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OOC: *grumbles about people with long names that make it difficult to tag them*
OOC: Sorry onii-fam, I dunno how Aunty Zimmer acts so it'll be slightly cringy for a bit until Germania yells at me and tells me to fix it.
OOC: Fine, fine. No Old Guard for now :-)
Besides, I still got a lot of useful information out of this.
OOC: Nag! Don't you dare speak that way to your father! He works very hard to put food on this table, and all he expects when he comes home from work is a happy, welcoming family! You will apologize at once!
*dusts hands on 1950s housewife's apron*
OOC: I like how The Despot called The Old Guard 'power-tripping bullies'
OOC: Of course, dear.
OOC: Go to your room!
OOC: *gasps in shock*
Oh....Despoticania.... I don't know what I did wrong.... I work so hard to raise him like Meredith would have wanted, but he's so full of angst! Oh, won't you go talk to him, please? For my sake?
*stares at Despot with teary eyes*
The greater lands of albion, Hansdeltania, and Ferrevaeh
As Zimmer slipped into the room, two Red Guards members snapped to attention. One of them marched forward in front of everyone and yelled "As our glorious Premier cannot attend, she has asked her closest of kin to represent the socialist state of the DPR." Both guards then marched to each side of Zimmer and handcuffed her. "Of course this does not mean she will get away with her crimes." Zimmer rolled her eyes and let them cuff her, she wouldn't start a fight that would ruin her niece's reputation and subsequently her family name. "So, gentlemen." She spoke proudly "I'm here to speak for my niece and her actions against Japan. So i'll begin with this: What damage has it truly done? No one died, Japan is on okay terms with us, and we gain territory in the process." She eyed the Niyasuragi man "Of course, this hearing may be for other reasons as well."
OOC: *pulls out pistol* You'll never catch me alive, copper! I've got years of pistol-whipping harlots in front of me -- you haven't seen the last of me yet! Tell them, tell them all, that they'll rue the day they heard of Pistol-Whipping Yas!
....oops. I seem to have crossed genres here.
And then Despot was a harlot
OOC: The Alliance of Dictators is a close-knit 1950's American family.
Who occasionally wage war against each other.
OOC: And why I always sneak out to Twilight's house. She's more fun.
OOC: I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be using it as often as I am, but that phrase just makes me crack up. I'll stop soon.
*wipes tear from eye*
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OOC: Yeah, you're my very best friend.