Sparta RMB

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Founder: The Empire of A New Sparta

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This region is dedicated to the memory of the glorious city-state of Sparta. We try to uphold Spartan values of strength, austerity and self-sacrifice here, in order to emulate the greatest state that ever existed.

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Noogie Noggins
Kathmandu Island
Spartan Messenia
Spartan Philidelphia

If any active nation is interested in an ephorate position, please apply on the "Ephorate" thread on the forums.

To regions requesting embassies, please contact the Founder.

Featured: May 29, 2010, July 15, 2010, August 22, 2010

Embassies: The Kingdom of Sparta and Atlantis.

Tags: Small.

Sparta contains 8 nations, the 1,655th most in the world.

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The Most Avoided in Sparta

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Sparta is ranked 14,258th in the world for Most Avoided.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Great Brittan and Norn IronFather Knows Best State“Out with Johnny Foreigner”
2.The Republic of Get ready for itInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Manners maketh man”
3.The Colony of Tobliron Mining Brigade 28Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“We shall mine!”
4.The Empire of A New SpartaCorrupt Dictatorship“Begin with your own family.”
5.The Placeholder of The White FleetsIron Fist Consumerists“Not By You.”
6.The Spartan Ephor Territory of Kathmandu IslandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fear not Spartans, for Tonight, We fight Spammers!!!”
7.The Noodleheaded Nobodies of Noogie NogginsMoralistic Democracy“Never a noogie nor a noggin!”
8.The Incandescent Electric Empire of Christmas Light MakersWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”

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Sparta Regional Message Board

BTW goats are intelligent animals. Trolls less so.

Whatever you tell yourself, person (?)

Go live with goats, go bask in their intelligence.

You really must have interesting conversations with yourself.

Uh oh! It's Noodleheaded Non Sequitur Time!!!

Post self-deleted by Noogie Noggins.

You can even use big, obscure words! Taken from the Latin, of course. But you obfuscate.

Look, I'm sorry I invaded your corner of the internet.

Clearly it is more dear to you than it is to me. You bore me. I only ever speak up in hopes that you might somehow surprise me. Yet every time, its drivel. Pseudo-intellectual effluent of the vilest degree.

I'll just take whatever "laconic" (I'm sure that's flattering) retort you may summon as implied.

Hat tip, well done.

Nothing else follows.

Such fun

Mission accomplished.

July 20 is Alexander the Great's birthday. We should celebrate.

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