Sparta RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Empire of A New Sparta

World Factbook Entry

This region is dedicated to the memory of the glorious city-state of Sparta. We try to uphold Spartan values of strength, austerity and self-sacrifice here, in order to emulate the greatest state that ever existed.

Link to our offsite forum:
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Noogie Noggins
Kathmandu Island
Spartan Messenia
Spartan Philidelphia

If any active nation is interested in an ephorate position, please apply on the "Ephorate" thread on the forums.

To regions requesting embassies, please contact the Founder.

Featured: May 29, 2010, July 15, 2010, August 22, 2010

Embassies: The Kingdom of Sparta and Atlantis.

Tags: Independent, Small, National Sovereigntist, and Neutral.

Regional Power: Moderate

Sparta contains 7 nations, the 1,804th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in Sparta

World Census experts polled citizens from nations worldwide to determine which seemed to be the most religious.

As a region, Sparta is ranked 15,703rd in the world for Most Devout.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Placeholder of The White FleetsIron Fist Consumerists“Not By You.”
2.The Spartan Ephor Territory of Kathmandu IslandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fear not Spartans, for Tonight, We fight Spammers!!!”
3.The Squirrely Spartan State of Camiono Palmero IslandIron Fist Consumerists“Thou Shall Not Eat my Cookies!”
4.The Empire of A New SpartaCorrupt Dictatorship“Begin with your own family.”
5.The Republic of LaconophiliaCivil Rights Lovefest“I have heard the Nightingale herself.”
6.The Capital City-State of Spartan PhilidelphiaWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Corrupta, Insana, Lacedaemonia (:D)”
7.The Noodleheaded Nobodies of Noogie NogginsIron Fist Consumerists“Never a noogie nor a noggin!”

Regional Happenings


Sparta Regional Message Board

Wonderful! I do sometimes wish that we had a place like Valhalla where we can fight and brawl all day long then feast and drink and carouse all night and never get tired. But we are Spartans so we march all day, drink only water and eat black beans and pork in small quantities, then camp out in the cold without anything but our thin cloaks to keep us from freezing and call that heaven.

Yay! I just passed 18 billion.

Gee, your enthusiasm for my accomplishment is most underwhelming.

So I told him to have intercourse with himself.

Garrr, I'm back.

Who is Garrr?

We have a mysterious visitor named Garrr running somewhere around here. If you see this nondescript person, please report him to me. You can recognize him by the usage of three "R's' whenever he growls.

Post self-deleted by Noogie Noggins.

Garrr, where are you? Garrr?

Garrr must have escaped.

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