The WorldWorld Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
2.The Theocracy of OpodeldokCorporate Police State“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”
3.The Neo-Christian Theocracy of LucicarIron Fist Consumerists“Submit To The Word Of The Lord”
4.The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon BCorporate Police State“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”
5.The Zombie Nukers of Look at meCorporate Police State“EVIL”
6.The Protectorate of TeniferIron Fist Consumerists“Aut Pax Aut Bellum”
7.The Most Unholy Authocracy of RedrakeMoralistic Democracy“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
8.The Absolute Theocracy of My FollowersIron Fist Consumerists“There is no such thing as 'free will'. Only my will.”
9.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
10.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“ALL NATIONS SHALL BOW”
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by Max Barry

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