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Grim just released the hordes of undead. My streets smell positively zombified.

Vortiaganica

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Grim just released the hordes of undead. My streets smell positively zombified.

Sorry, I still haven't found the sweet spot between "too little cheese" and "you remember you're lactose intolerant, right?"

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Grim just released the hordes of undead. My streets smell positively zombified.

My streets smell like that every Sunday morning.

Or maybe that's just stale beer and pee. And hordes of people walking around with a hangover.

Same thing though.

Vortiaganica and Ethel mermania

I've occasionally considered doing a JD, but always figured that I was just trying to collect degrees (as I often try to).

But I'm sorta enjoying writing about tort law in this media essay (who's responsible for drones). I'm not planning to become a lawyer or anything, but legal theory, at least, seems interesting.

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Blaat, no, definitely zombies. Sorry.

"The Di’Vellian Police Department has reported an upsurge in alcohol-related crime in recent weeks, with bar-fights, vandalism, and street violence all on the rise. Now, with a drunken city councilor involved in a street brawl with an equally drunk Brancalandian ambassador, it is perhaps time for you to intervene in the embarrassing levels of booze-fueled mayhem."

I will not accept a nation of LIGHTWEIGHTS.

More booze. More, I say. Build that tolerance.

Vortiaganica, Ethel mermania, and The Holy Therns

I wish my Irish grandfather would stop calling me to brag about the Irish government's latest idiotic move as though it's scripture. Granddaddy's shouldn't be looking to pick fights with grandchildren. :c

He goes low, too. No logic, just aspersions on my intelligence and sense and how the world disagrees with me on how international taxation functions.

Vortiaganica

Gallade wrote:I wish my Irish grandfather would stop calling me to brag about the Irish government's latest idiotic move as though it's scripture. Granddaddy's shouldn't be looking to pick fights with grandchildren. :c
He goes low, too. No logic, just aspersions on my intelligence and sense and how the world disagrees with me on how international taxation functions.

If you were wrong, he wouldn't need the world - one person would suffice.

For what it's worth, I agree with your idea of using international taxation in order to fund increasingly absurd arts and bloodsports programs - wait, did I misunderstand?

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

Cheap Italian tetra pak red wine or cheap Italian tetra pak white wine? Decisions decisions.

Vortiaganica and Soldati senza confini

Vortiaganica wrote:If you were wrong, he wouldn't need the world - one person would suffice.
For what it's worth, I agree with your idea of using international taxation in order to fund increasingly absurd arts and bloodsports programs - wait, did I misunderstand?

Cosmic games of interplanetary chicken is the sole reason we're colonising Mars. Colliiiiiiiide!

Trying to be respectful to an elder while yelling "NO! NO!" because he's gotten your gander at this point was probably quite funny to watch for my nearby coworkers.

Vortiaganica, Ethel mermania, and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:Cheap Italian tetra pak red wine or cheap Italian tetra pak white wine? Decisions decisions.

http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/buzz/2014/02/why-dont-we-have-both.gif

Soldati senza confini

Vortiaganica wrote:http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/buzz/2014/02/why-dont-we-have-both.gif

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HJxya0CWco

The Blaatschapen, Vortiaganica, The Holy Therns, and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:I wish my Irish grandfather would stop calling me to brag about the Irish government's latest idiotic move as though it's scripture. Granddaddy's shouldn't be looking to pick fights with grandchildren. :c
He goes low, too. No logic, just aspersions on my intelligence and sense and how the world disagrees with me on how international taxation functions.

Who is the inheritance from?

Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Cosmic games of interplanetary chicken is the sole reason we're colonising Mars. Colliiiiiiiide!
Trying to be respectful to an elder while yelling "NO! NO!" because he's gotten your gander at this point was probably quite funny to watch for my nearby coworkers.

Send us the security tape.

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

Ethel mermania wrote:Who is the inheritance from?

Not him, Dad made the money. Grandad just has to rely on us loving him.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Not him, Dad made the money. Grandad just has to rely on us loving him.

Clearly he needs to get hip with the kids.

Vortiaganica, Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

The Holy Therns wrote:Clearly he needs to get hip with the kids.

"Back in my day, kids were seen and not heard in debates on international taxation. Kids these days think they can do whatever they want with their Tobin taxes and their international banking regulations, ugh."

The Blaatschapen, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Not him, Dad made the money. Grandad just has to rely on us loving him.

There is a mistake on his part.

Gallade and Soldati senza confini

Vortiaganica wrote:"Back in my day, kids were seen and not heard in debates on international taxation. Kids these days think they can do whatever they want with their Tobin taxes and their international banking regulations, ugh."

France should collect its own taxes in spite of the Apple HQ being in Ireland! The Irish government can't afford to pay teachers they should stop complaining! MINISTERS DESERVE THAT PAY RISE.

I love him, I swear.

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:France should collect its own taxes in spite of the Apple HQ being in Ireland! The Irish government can't afford to pay teachers they should stop complaining! MINISTERS DESERVE THAT PAY RISE.
I love him, I swear.

Don't worry Ireland, just wait until this weekend. Then you'll have enough income for the next two decades

Oh wait, they did not increase alcohol tax. Never mind.

Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

The Blaatschapen wrote:Don't worry Ireland, just wait until this weekend. Then you'll have enough income for the next two decades
Oh wait, they did not increase alcohol tax. Never mind.

Would you like to take up smoking?

Ethel mermania and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Would you like to take up smoking?

I prefer fun suicidal activities.

Soldati senza confini

The Blaatschapen wrote:I prefer fun suicidal activities.

The smoking area is where all the banter is and second hand smoking is TERRIBLE. It's the only path. 😜

Vortiaganica, Ethel mermania, and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:The smoking area is where all the banter is and second hand smoking is TERRIBLE. It's the only path. 😜

Cigar time it is.

Vortiaganica, Ethel mermania, Gallade, and Soldati senza confini

Oh my god. Sun and Moon starter final evolution typings.

Grass/Flying - Grass/Flying - Grass/GHOST. Physical.
Fire - Fire - Fire/DARK. Physical
Water - Water - Water/FAIRY. Special.

Now I need them alllllllllllll! ;__;

Vortiaganica and Soldati senza confini

Gallade wrote:Oh my god. Sun and Moon starter final evolution typings.
Grass/Flying - Grass/Flying - Grass/GHOST. Physical.
Fire - Fire - Fire/DARK. Physical
Water - Water - Water/FAIRY. Special.
Now I need them alllllllllllll! ;__;

I can live without water/fairy. I...I guess.

I....I guess I'll just have to get Sun AND Moon.

Gallade

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