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Gerdon laughis

Eastfield Lodge wrote:The person who updates the map (Polar Islandstates) hasn't appeared for a while now...

I could do the Map

We're really not going to hand the map over to someone who's just joined the region, mate.

Gerdon laughis

Liventia wrote:We're really not going to hand the map over to someone who's just joined the region, mate.

Sorry I was just suggesting cuz I have the tools

United Vietussia wrote:Do I still need to wait a month for a map claim?

Yes, but actually getting on the map atm may take a little while as our map manager is in a period of low activity. I suspect they will reemerge as the spring progresses into summer.

Eura wrote:Yes, but actually getting on the map atm may take a little while as our map manager is in a period of low activity. I suspect they will reemerge as the spring progresses into summer.

Alright.

Heh, late response.

3 hours ago: The Upper Coalition of Knirfoggsen departed this region for Medieval Europe.
16 hours ago: The Liberationist Union of United Vietussia departed this region for Europeia.
1 day 16 hours ago: The Imperial Conglomerate of Gerdon Laughis departed this region for The Global Roleplay Region.

The EU should totally put us in charge of Lesbos.

Eura wrote:Everyone: thank you for your amazing efforts in the election. We got just under 700 votes in the final round before being knocked out just short of the generals, finishing 7th and increasing our vote share in every round. A truly magnificent effort.
For the final round, as the 2nd biggest candidate outside of the top 5, I am officially endorsing Idi Amin/Kaalmi for the election. Please vote for them with your WA nation as they are the only remaining candidate who is an out and out RPer. A vote for Idi Amin now is still a vote for NS Sport, so please go ahead!
Thank you for all of your support and all the banter we've had over the last few days, its been unreal.

I resent your lack of support for FULLCOMMUNISM, though it's already a travesty that the rest of NS doesn't get to experience FULLEURA.

The wandering island

"32 days ago: The Wandering Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary."

Oh, the irony!

^_^

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=374446 The everything thread for the Copa is up.

The wandering island wrote:"32 days ago: The Wandering Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary."

Oh, the irony!

^_^

That’ll be your massive department of education spending. You’re no doubt a net exporter of coloured pens, filofaxes, ring binders and those diamond-hard rubbers in the shape of animals you stick on the end of pencils and which don’t actually rub anything out but just leave a blue-green smear in your now crumpled exercise book.

*eyes narrow*

Oh, it… the spelli… I get… nvm.

Astograth, Eastfield Lodge, and The drawkian mobile fleet

The drawkian mobile fleet

Hey there, everyone, I'll be sitting here for awhile. Puppet of Drawkland, in case you know me.

Oh, okay.

The drawkian mobile fleet

Congratulations to Saintland on winning the CR in Bastion!

The drawkian mobile fleet

Wow, look at all those Eura-voting nations biting the dust.

CDP noooo!

RIP CDP.

RIP CDP

Apropos of absolutely nothing, but did you know it isn't possible to preemptively ban a nation from a region before they come there?

Every day's a school day.

Astograth, Achtklan, Valladares, Eastfield Lodge, and 3 othersEura, Electrum, and The drawkian mobile fleet

South yerfilag

Ladies and gentlemen of Rushmore!

You are the first to receive an announcement of utmost importance from the Ministry of State!
South Yerfilag is changing its name soon!

More to follow.

South yerfilag wrote:Ladies and gentlemen of Rushmore!
You are the first to receive an announcement of utmost importance from the Ministry of State!
South Yerfilag is changing its name soon!
More to follow.

And here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, the Republic of South Yerfilag is henceforth known as Zyarus!
(Pronouced: zee-ARE-us).

Oh. Okay.

So, at the risk of precipitating a Nethertopian Oh and/or an okay, it occurred to me over my bran flakes this morn, because I'm desperately lonely and really ought to take up embroidery or get a gerbil or something, that by tradition today is supposed to be a general election here in C&M, and that President Natalie van Dijk has thus outlived her self-imposed term-limit.

Obviously I don't care as such. I do not hear the shouts of 20.024 billion souls. The fate of these Candelariasians have not concerned me for many years. Yet... yet something troubles me. I treat this land as if it is dead, yet it lives on still as if in an endless coma. What if I'm wrong, and they are still aware of their surroundings, and I've unthinkingly left the cerebromedullospinal disconnected husk of a country in front of Barney the Dinosaur for the last five years, going slowly out of their collective mind, unable to impart the fact of their suffering onto the rest of myselves? Perhaps they do care who their President is. Perhaps I care, on some level. Perhaps all this is just terribly unhealthy for my already fractured psyche.

Any road up, I need a new President (which is to say, President of the Government or, if you prefer, Prime minister... we kinda use the Spanish nomenclature, because reasons). Thus, it occurred to me, it was the perfect excuse to dig out Ye Olde Candelariasiane Peoplee Generatore. A couple of clicks later, and a cabinet happened:

[M] Timothy Towers
[F] Abigail Atkinson
[M] Eoin Ó Miadhacháin [Northlandish]
[M] Scott Musuraca
[F] Alexa Tanner
[M] Oliver Kneath
[M] Paul Mkandawire [Half Mwembamban]
[F] Russie Walker
[F] Fanny Tan
[F] Lottie de Jager [Nethertopian]
[M] Cesar Bravo [Hisp-M]
[F] Jennifer Purcell-Gull
[F] Scarlett Tahirović
[M] Jose Ignacio Gómez [Hisp-M]
[M] Gregory Bloom [Jewish]
[M] James Jacob “JJ” Sattler
[M] Steven Carter
[M] Emmanuel “Manny” Tedeschi
[F] Carolina Andersson Menendez [Hisp-M]
[M] Stuart Sotiropoulos

It then occurred to me that, as someone whose international full-backs alone included Gwynfardd Lopulalan, God's Power Adekunde and Love Cummins, I can't really be trusted to not call my head of government Fanny Tan now that the opportunity has arisen, and ought to turn the matter over to someone more trustworthy.

So, basically... Elect me a new President, Rushmore. Just... Keep away from the Fanny. I'm all out of Irn-Bru.

Is the Fanny Tan option off limits? Because I'd imagine that's what Rushmore would choose.

I. DON'T. WANT. FANNY.

#idontwantfanny

So, how does one vote in said election?

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