The WorldWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalist Paradise“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
4.The Unaussprechlichen Kulte of Zyklon BCorporate Police State“All that contributes to depopulating the Earth is Good”
5.The Dominion of Complete BastardsCorporate Police State“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
6.The United States of MidlandsCorporate Bordello“Don't just do something - stand there”
7.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
8.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCompulsory Consumerist State“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
9.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
10.The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33Corporate Police State“One nation under il cavallino rampante”
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by Max Barry

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