The WorldWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of KindjalLeft-wing Utopia“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south BorlandAuthoritarian Democracy“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
3.The Just of TzoLeft-wing Utopia“For Mercy and Justice”
4.The Friendly Republic of DennisovScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Can we ever have too much of a good thing?”
5.The Community of St Stephen n CrittersLeft-wing Utopia“Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses”
6.The Federal Commonwealth of Pax AureaCivil Rights Lovefest“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
7.The Free Republic of Last UtopiaNew York Times Democracy“Rigore e' quando arbitro fischia”
8.The Republic of WilkshireInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Everyone for everyone else”
9.The United Socialist States of SpanLeft-wing Utopia“We Own Y'all!”
10.The Nihilist Hippy Commune of UmmagummaLiberal Democratic Socialists“You are only coming through in waves.”
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by Max Barry

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