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Put yourself on vacation mode. Gives you 60 days I think

The pleased platypuses

It is indefinite. When I die, it will be because of total boredom with the game.

The pleased platypuses

My message for my neighbors:
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Let's have one today.

The pleased platypuses

DOINK?

The pleased platypuses

Slow go the days when one never gets beyond first gear.

The pleased platypuses

I declare myself to be Vice President of this region. That is so I can sound like a leader, but can pass the buck to the president whenever issues are unappealing, and I still get paid the same as he does. Honestly, why would anyone ask for anything more?

The pleased platypuses

Adopt a turkey today.

I hereby declare to the Region of Ohio that I have overthrown the delusional Platy as VP and I now have changed the locks on the office doors.
DOINK!
Uh... who makes the coffee in my office and who took the Red phone ?

And give me my Red Swing line stapler back!

And give me my Red Swing line stapler back!

The pleased platypuses

That "office" was my secretaries' rest room. BTW, you are welcome to use that roll of stationary next to your white porcelain office chair.

The pleased platypuses

Just place anything you use the "stationary" for in the cabinet drawer below you and pull the handle when you are ready to file anything.

The pleased platypuses

Is it getting to the point where I am no fun any more?

I am sorry!

The pleased platypuses

My house is a very fine house. I have two cats in the yard! Unfortunately, life still is so hard!:( And it hasn't gotten better since my hippie daze.

The pleased platypuses

4 dead in OHIO.

The pleased platypuses

If you smile at me, I will understand.

The pleased platypuses

I've been trying to wake our founder; without any success. There again, it seems that everyone but myself are asleep too. A belated welcome home to Brickland.

Go Browns!

The pleased platypuses

Where do you want them to go? Baltimore again?

The pleased platypuses

Now, what was this about the Browns going somewhere? I liked how they handled the Bengals yesterday. It was a real show of strength.

The pleased platypuses

It's getting boring again. I fear there might be a Doink invasion again soon.

The pleased platypuses

Is that what I hear coming ever closer...ever closer?

The pleased platypuses

Eeeeeekkkkkkk! It's here!

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The pleased platypuses

Merry Christmas! Bah! Humbug! for you Atheists.

Happy New Year

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