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Monterra island

Death to rebel scum, burn their flags and laugh at their horses!

The pleased platypuses

Then sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" loudly and off key.

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What's the matter, you forgot the lyrics?

Monterra island

I don't own a boat

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Not even a canoe?

Monterra island

not even a canoe

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How about a small raft?

Monterra island

I've got some little plastic boats that my kids play with in the bathtub, but they don't row.

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Can they be put in rows?

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Brick land is gone again? Oh dear!

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Oh oh! I feel the presence of a doink sneaking up on me! Someone post quickly before it gets in!

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It's getting closer...

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...closer...

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...closer...

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...It's right outside my room!

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...it's opening the door...

Doink

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Not yet! The suspense must reach a crescendo!

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Where did that come from?! My heart is in my throat! My goodness!

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Now THAT was a crescendo! Wasn't it really a big surprise?

Talking to yourself in an empty room?

Wow. I've been on here were well over one DECADE!
Where Card ova at As Baile?

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Cardova got married and quit posting and is deceased as far as Nationstates is concerned.

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As Baile is anorexic, because nobody could be thinner than I am and be normal.

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