Office States
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Dominion of Silver Bear
Tags: Minuscule.
Office States contains 2 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Office States
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Office States is ranked 9,157th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Silver Bear | Father Knows Best State | “This is still changing everything...Again” |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Cocolonia | Democratic Socialists | “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” |
Regional Happenings
- 44 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Whaleadonia ceased to exist.
- 73 days ago: Whaleadonia arrived from Balder.
- 141 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Whaleadonia ceased to exist.
- 151 days ago: The Dictatorship of The Schmese ceased to exist.
- 155 days ago:
The Democratic Republic of Triangle World departed this region for Liberty. - 166 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Triangle World arrived from Nova Istalia.
- 192 days ago: The Armed Republic of Reidpocalypse ceased to exist.
- 220 days ago: The Holy Empire of SilverER-BEAR ceased to exist.
- 220 days ago: The Commonwealth of Chompsalia ceased to exist.
- 222 days ago: The Armed Republic of Enraged Geese ceased to exist.
Office States Regional Message Board
Loading..."4 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Silver Bear, Silver Bear's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers."
Booya
Whaleadonia does not brainwash. If you think that is true, we have facilities that can eliminate those thoughts. Also, if you have any spare organs, our hospitals will buy them from you.
To the esteemed leader of the Shaido Ghul (Shayol Ghul?):
It has come to our attention that illegal immigrants (or refugees), in the process of fleeing your disdain for civil rights and your forced cold-calling, have trampled our cherished Schmese Cacti in the desert region along our border with the Shaido Ghul.
We have since spent precious time and resources rehabilitating the Schmese Cacti in the region, which were, by the way, planted as a gift from the beautiful Schmalex.
If this disrespect for our beautiful natural resources is sustained, and the Schmese Cacti are unable to be rehabilitated, The Schmese will have no choice but to swiftly and unflinchingly avenge our fallen cacti brothers.
Srsly,
The Schmese
"Too many angry wolverines" said Jason Reichl, the leader of silverER-BEAR.
Come one and all. We are now serving up our national animal the Wolverine. Taste freedom!
People of Office States:
I would like to point out that the people of Reidpocalypse may be too manly for their own good. Note their primary industries: "A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing industries."
Beef, Gadgets and Guns? Seriously?
That is all,
The Dominion.
Postscript: Eight year olds are starting to run roughshod all over our region, nationstates. So much so that Gambling is now our second largest industry, bumping aside both our Arms manufacturing and Soda Sales.
Great and varied peoples of Office States:
The world assembly has recognized our region and has determined that the Dominion of Silver Bear should be the first of this region to serve on the security council. While we have no doubt that equity is at the forefront of everyone's mind, we would like to reinforce that the Dominion will take every effort to make everyone's voice heard. (Besides Silver-er Bear, Those guys are douche-bags.) As a member of the world assembly I would like to remind you that their diplomats are available to you and that you may further vote on GLOBAL issues if you should be accepted. As a member of the World Assembly Security Council, the Dominion has been granted a special privilege that it would like to extend to all of the Office States members part of the World Assembly. We may vote on special issues.
Now, the current issue that has made it to the security council involves a bunch of "Atta-boys" and reach arounds for some bullshit nation that none of us in Office States have ever heard of. You may view the issue by simply "looking at" the world assembly security council "issues". I feel that you may be rather unimpressed. Regardless,while our personal philosophy in the Dominion of Silver Bear is to respect the choices one benevolent leader, we understand that the rest of the world likes to work on something called a "consensus". Whatever that means...
So going forward, if:
1) Your nation belongs to the world assembly.
2) The Dominion Silver Bear is the Office States delegate to the security council.
3) You are not a citizen of Silver-er bear.
We will consider all opinions about issues on the security council, and vote democratically, (yuck) in the way that is most popular in Office States, our region.
Thank you all, and may "God" bless our endeavor.
With love and excitement.
The Dominion of Silver Bear.
In the interest of all things cute:
The Schmese hereby commends The Grand Duchy of Soviet Stars' new flag.
Sincerely,
Schmese
The commonwealth of chompsalia pleads that you will not eat our precious chinchillas and instead keep them in tact so as they will not become extinct.
thank you.
Post self-deleted by Silver Bear.
I will be the last man standing.
