Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: The Dark Timeline of Evil Grantica (elected 11 days ago)

Founder: The Awesome Nation of I8pichu

World Factbook Entry

*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have regular elections, frequent polls, competitive contests, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Sport: Awesomeness

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Evil Grantica is now Delegate (4/20), the Awesomeness Contest moves into head-to-heads (4/18).

*Please Endorse the Grand Moff: Evil Grantica.*

Embassies: The Ascendancy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, Australasian Democratic Union, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The NationStates Community, The SOP, Leninist Russia, Coffee House, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Accepted Realms, The Darwin Allied Republics, and 4 others.Northern Oceania, Macalester, Land of Hope and Glory, and The Northern Hemisphere.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Featured, Isolationist, Role Player, Pacifist, Medium, Multi-Species, Regional Government, Magical, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Oceanside contains 41 nations, the 283rd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Oceanside

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 16,864th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dark Timeline of Evil GranticaWA MemberCorporate Police State“You are obsolete.”
2.The Incorporated States of Laissez-faire CapitalistCapitalist Paradise“Self-Reliance is a step towards Success”
3.The Dictatorship of MannorothCorporate Police State“A worthy effort... but futile”
4.The Grantastic Grantarchy of GranticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oppression is obsolete.”
5.The Democratic Republic of ChasiaIron Fist Consumerists“In Chase We Trust”
6.The Republic of Distracted NewspapermenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oh look! A bear!”
7.The Dominion of The place where captain obvious livesDemocratic Socialists“This is a motto!”
8.The Empire of WisdomCapitalist Paradise“All warfare is based on deception”
9.The Republic of Oliver southIron Fist Consumerists“Im not oliver north”
10.The Republic of THIS IS TOTALLY NOT A REAL PUPPETInoffensive Centrist Democracy“THIS IS NOT A PUPPET”
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Regional Poll • What should the "Delegate" be called?

The Dark Timeline of Evil Grantica wrote:Yes, we can change the title of the Delegate!

Voting opened 9 hours ago and will close in 4 days. Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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Oceanside Regional Message Board

Gómez: I apologize for Uncle Fester offending your sensitivities, Evil Grantica...I never thought I'd be saying that.... [Makes perplexed facial expression and shrugs shoulders]

The Industry Banner of OrigamiMaster wrote:"OrigamiMaster. Voice of Eh.. Voice of Pokemon"

We must ban Evil Grantica from killing poor Pokemon, and hire some of our petty underling humans to work on stopping them!

Kind of an overreach of power there. Oceanside does not interfere with the inner workings of nations. You cannot legally stop me. We have the freedom to say and do what we like within our own borders. That's the price and benefit of sovereignty.

Also, you can rest easy since our scientists say they cannot design Pichus. Something about "electricity not working like that" and "this will set back our unicorn initiative by years" and "no one wants a walking Taser" and "you can't sell this since it will violate weapons bans" and "did we mention no unicorns?" So you can rest easy. We'll stick to ponies and wombats. Three ponies dead, by the way. Very sad. They were old and cancerous anyway though. Waste not, want not.

The Partyless Republic of Super-Llamaland wrote:I take it you want to run for WA Delegate? If so, I'll close off nomination.

I don't think he's actually running for Delegate. Anyway, it is too late. Deadline is passed. I won. Just waiting on I8pichu to make it official.

The Demonocracy of The Addams Family wrote:Gómez: I apologize for Uncle Fester offending your sensitivities, Evil Grantica...I never thought I'd be saying that.... [Makes perplexed facial expression and shrugs shoulders]

We have our standards, you know. We're a very upright nation, other than the oppression and rampant executions. Still, apology accepted. Just don't eat human flesh in our borders. You can do what you like within your own. That's the price and benefit of sovereignty.

Alright, well I suppose I'd better unbar delegate controls. Congrats Evil Grantica!

Gómez: What is Easter Sunday without the cemetery egg hunt during the wee hours. Fester hides eggs inside coffins he's dug out, and then refills the holes. The rest of us dig up graves to find the eggs Fester has buried. It goes rather quickly...We look for freshly turned soil at gravesides. The old man never understands how all of the hidden eggs are found in no time. He's more interested in regaining all the eggs and waiting in fervent anticipation of the Easter Parade downtown to throw eggs at the floats. Grand High Poobah, I reserve the authority to have him given a slap on the wrist by Thing. ;{)

I still dislike "Grand Moff" though.

The Awesome Nation of I8pichu wrote:Alright, well I suppose I'd better unbar delegate controls. Congrats Evil Grantica!

The death ends! I mean, the normal death continues, but the death-because-I8pichu ends. Hurray! Also, thanks, I8pichu.

The Partyless Republic of Super-Llamaland wrote:I still dislike "Grand Moff" though.

I'm going to create a poll on potential titles. You can vote/suggest for an alternative.

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http://challonge.com/awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome

Evil Grantica survives, but i8pichu and OrigamiMaster all suffer upsets. Can they recover in game two?

Gómez: Congrats, Evil Grantica!...On coming into your own. :{)

Morticia: Yes, congratulations. :)

Uncle Fester: THIS IS THE BEST EASTER!

Grandmama: I finally conjured up the right spell... Oops, I'm not supposed to say that in front of Gómez. :\

Gómez: Water under the drawbridge!

This calls for refreshments!

You know our address...Do come over, Evil Grantica, and choose your poison. :{)

[Lurch groans]

Factbook tentatively updated. I'll probably be tweaking it again soon. I think the colors need to be darker to match the flag better.

The Demonocracy of The Addams Family wrote:Gómez: Congrats, Evil Grantica!...On coming into your own. :{)

Morticia: Yes, congratulations. :)

Uncle Fester: THIS IS THE BEST EASTER!

Grandmama: I finally conjured up the right spell... Oops, I'm not supposed to say that in front of Gómez. :\

Gómez: Water under the drawbridge!

This calls for refreshments!

You know our address...Do come over, Evil Grantica, and choose your poison. :{)

[Lurch groans]

Thanks for the support! It's exciting. We even pardoned a few prominent poets in celebration!

But considering you literally mean poison, and also eat people, we'll send a small delegation of terrified interns. Try not to kill all of them.

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