Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica (elected 15 days ago)

Founder: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu

World Factbook Entry

*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have regular elections, frequent polls, a constitution, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Food: Sentient Potatoes
TBR Raids Survived: 4

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)
Most Terms Served as WA Delegate: 2 (Super-Llamaland and Evil Grantica)

NEWS
A coup by Squiggles and the eventual return to power of Evil Grantica (2), Serious polls are introduced (1/27), Awesomeness Contest begins (1/19).

TASKS
Endorse Evil Grantica.
Accept that I8pichu is the best.

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Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The Ascendancy, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Darwin Allied Republics, Laissez Faireholm, Aurelia, and Warzone Airspace.

Tags: Totalitarian, Anime, Cyberpunk, Casual, Generalite, Surreal, Future Tech, Featured, Medium, Multi-Species, Steampunk, Human-Only, and 1 other.Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Oceanside contains 36 nations, the 338th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Oceanside

The following governments spend the greatest amount on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment, however.

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 383rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oceanside Founder of I8pichuWA MemberLiberal Democratic Socialists“This is our motto.”
2.The TBR Sucks of Super-LlamalandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hoc est en latina!”
3.The Hyrulian Imperium of UnoctiaWA MemberIron Fist Consumerists“Don't Trust Anybody”
4.The United clans of Las LunaCorrupt Dictatorship“United clans forever”
5.The Dominion of DarkbladeWA MemberIron Fist Consumerists“Nemo est supra legis.”
6.The Democratic Republic of ChasiaIron Fist Consumerists“Everything approved by the masses.”
7.The United States of PineapplesburgWA MemberMoralistic Democracy“In pineapples we trust”
8.The People's Republic of WalruskoFather Knows Best State“Lead by one, united as one, against the world, we rise”
9.The Squiggly Squiggles of SquigglevilleWA MemberNew York Times Democracy“Where straight-lines are outlaws.”
10.The Confederacy of FemdoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Long live femdonia!”
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Regional Poll • Who's your pick for the 2016 U.S. presidential election?

The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica wrote:(All quotes are fabricated and made-up and not true at all and are only there for comedic purposes so please don't think any of this has anything to do with reality. But then, the people saying the quotes have nothing to do with reality, so... what's the point of this disclaimer?)

Voting opened 18 hours ago and will close in 6 days. Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Do you know who OrigamiMaster is?”

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Oceanside Regional Message Board

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Maria: No it can't come now!

Aurora: There is no way to stop a baby being born Maria!!!

Maria: Call Sahul!

Aurora: Morticia would you please?

Ganondorf: Want me to rewind time now?

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: ... You are going into labor, dear...

(Gomez pulls hangman's rope pull bell dangling from ceiling letting out resounding 'GONG!' Lurch is immediately present)

Lurch: (Speaking in deep voice) YOU RANG?

Gomez: ... Hurry find Mama to help out... Maria's about to give birth.


The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Maria: No it can't come now!

Aurora: There is no way to stop a baby being born Maria!!!

Maria: Call Sahul!

Aurora: Morticia would you please?


Morticia: Yes... Right away....

(Morticia hurries tiny-stepped in slinky black gown to candlestick phone behind her on parlor table, picks up stand in one hand, and taps small box resting there with other hand. Thing opens box lid)

Morticia: Rolodex please, Thing.

(Think withdraws into box momentarily, reappearing with rolodex in hand for Morticia)

Morticia: Thank you Thing.

(Thing withdraws again into box closing lid. Morticia puts rolodex down and flips through index cards, stopping at one. She picks up receiver and dials number off card using pointer finger in rotary at base of phone stand).

Morticia: (Speaking into transmitter at top of phone stand -- receiver to ear) Sahul?

Grandmama: (Hurries into parlor the next second and speaks) Kettle's on the boil!

The TBR Sucks of Super-Llamaland wrote:*Evil Grantica walks in, mentions that killing Maria will stop the child probably I think, walks out again*

Not a bad idea, but every unborn baby is a future soldier, worker, scientist, policeman, etc.

We wait until they grow up THEN we kill them. Sadly, some babies don't grow up to be remorseless sociopaths; they grow up to be poets.

Unoctia

The Hyrulian Imperium of Unoctia wrote:Ganondorf: Want me to rewind time now?

Maria: Unwind time please!!!!!

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: Yes... Right away....

(Morticia hurries tiny-stepped in slinky black gown to candlestick phone behind her on parlor table, picks up stand in one hand, and taps small box resting there with other hand. Thing opens box lid)

Morticia: Rolodex please, Thing.

(Think withdraws into box momentarily, reappearing with rolodex in hand for Morticia)

Morticia: Thank you Thing.

(Thing withdraws again into box closing lid. Morticia puts rolodex down and flips through index cards, stopping at one. She picks up receiver and dials number off card using pointer finger in rotary at base of phone stand).

Morticia: (Speaking into transmitter at top of phone stand -- receiver to ear) Sahul?

Grandmama: (Hurries into parlor the next second and speaks) Kettle's on the boil!

Sahul: Who is this?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Maria: Unwind time please!!!!!
Sahul: Who is this?

Ganondorf: I will never talk to you again in this timeline, Sahul.

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby* (Yes that's the official name. Shut up)

The Hyrulian Imperium of Unoctia wrote:

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby*

That doesn't sound very evil at all.

More like something you'd see on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Are you a brony, Ganondorf? Do you vomit rainbows and poop hearts while you ride on unicorns through the pink sky?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Sahul: Who is this?


Morticia: Morticia Addams.

Are you sitting down as we speak?

Maria dropped...

(Grandmama shouts in background, "She's about to drop a baby!")

Morticia:(Continues speaking) Maria dropped by... And, the funny thing (Giggles) -- she's about to give birth (Giggles some more)....

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: Morticia Addams.

Are you sitting down as we speak?

Maria dropped...

(Grandmama shouts in background, "She's about to drop a baby!")

Morticia:(Continues speaking) Maria dropped by... And, the funny thing (Giggles) -- she's about to give birth (Giggles some more)....

Sahul: What?! Are you the friends in Spain? I will go th....

(time is unwinding)

The Hyrulian Imperium of Unoctia wrote:Ganondorf: I will never talk to you again in this timeline, Sahul.

*Plays Zelda's Lullaby* (Yes that's the official name. Shut up)

(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?

(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)

Maria: I must call someone.

(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:(time is unwinding)(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?

(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)

Maria: I must call someone.

(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.


(Gets busy signal)

Post self-deleted by Unoctia.

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