WA Delegate: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica (elected )
Founder: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu
Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The Ascendancy, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Laissez Faireholm, Aurelia, and Warzone Airspace.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Oceanside
As a region, Oceanside is ranked 17,289th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
|1.||The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica||Corporate Police State||“You are obsolete. ”|
|2.||The People's Republic of Walrusko||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Lead by one, united as one, against the world, we rise”|
|3.||The Holy Yellow Egg Hunter of Laissez-faire Capitalist||Capitalist Paradise||“Self-Reliance is a step towards Success”|
|4.||The Great Korean United Kingdoms of Josal||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Curpa Mappa”|
|5.||The Confederacy of Femdonia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Long live femdonia!”|
|6.||The Isolated Peoples Republic of Saladeul||Father Knows Best State||“Justice and Unity!”|
|7.||The Republic of Salvador Regime||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Dios, Union, Libertad”|
|8.||The Empire of Imperial Portugal||Democratic Socialists||“Imperio portugesa”|
|9.||The Dnalamall-repus fo of Super-Llamaland||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Hoc est en latina!”|
|10.||The Commonwealth of Reamal||Corporate Police State||“Panem et circuses”|
- : Tree death ceased to exist.
- : The Corporate Superpower of Avarice Corporation departed this region for International Corporate Union.
- : The Great Korean United Kingdoms of Josal arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Confederacy of Femdonia arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Isolated Peoples Republic of Saladeul arrived from Osiris.
- : The Empire of Imperial Portugal arrived from Osiris.
- : The Commonwealth of Reamal arrived from Osiris.
- : The Free Land of Relcano of the region The Utopian Freesocialists proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Republic of Salvador Regime arrived from Osiris.
- : The Confederacy of Femdonia ceased to exist.
Oceanside Regional Message Board
Yeah, it's been quiet around here. Except for the screaming. I didn't know llamas could scream like that.
Hello! I have returned!
(a few minutes later Veronica comes out of the kitchen with some burgers and chips)
Aurora: Gracias Senora.
Maria: Gracis Senora Gonzalez.
(Veronica smiles and then shuts the blinds and locks the door)
Aurora: Whats happening?
Everything is happening, and nothing.
Hello Gracious, Honorable, Awesome, and cool Embassy, I am the Chairwoman and founder of Aurelia. I have recently added many, many new maps to my region and Aurelia does not have enough spots to fill. So I am allowing every embassy I have to pick a place on the map each individual spot. If your WA delegate/founder would like I can have a spot on the map dedicated only to your region. If you would like a spot Telegram me, an Aurelian council member, or just post it on our message board. Have a great summer (in northern hemisphere) and a great winter (In southern hemisphere) and great space (if you're in space for some reason).
Oceanside does not truck with foreign maps. You just want to know where we are to invade us.
We shall never reveal the dark secrets of our location! We shall never surrender!
Try to conquer us? We'll conquer YOU. And in the name of freedom and democracy and other meaningless words too.
WE ARE LEGION. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. came for you. He wants to know how you like your life sentences served.
Ummm.... Okay then. Anyone else want a plot on a map?
The lights go out for a minute then a lamp turns on.
Veronica: Princess Aurora Perez and Queen Maria Garcia the Monarchs of De La Luna. Currently hiding from General Salvador of Isla sol. Your sister your mother is dead and so is your brother in law and father. Aurora's younger siblings Pandora and Jose are in hiding in Australia with Marias (air quote) "Good Friend" (air quote).
Maria: How do know all of this?
(Veronica pulls out a laptop and puts it on the coffee table)
Veronica: This is why!
(a video chat comes up, it says answer call?)
Veronica: Oh hold on. (puts on reading glasses)
(she presses some buttons, struggling)
Jose: Mom give it to me. (answers call)
Laurencio: Finally! (if you don't remember Laurencio was the parliament member from Las Luna, who went to an uncharted island for Las Lunan government to hide on, where Maria Pandora and Jose escaped to while Aurora was being kept captive)
IF ANYONE REVEALS THE LOCATION OF OCEANSIDE, THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE, HORRIBLY (along with your entire country in a devastating nuclear strike launched by trigger happy genetically engineered and psychologically deadened machine-men soliders).
Have a nice day. Hope all is well in Aurelia.
Technology beats fortune-telling any day. Gurgure! Kokkari-san is a funny little anime about a little girl and he fox-spirit friend whose ability to answer any question became obsolete with the advent of Google.
Google, by the way, has a large presence in Evil Grantica. Like Evil Grantica, Google is great - evil - but great.