Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica (elected )

Founder: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu

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*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have regular elections, frequent polls, a constitution, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Food: Sentient Potatoes
TBR Raids Survived: 4

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)
Most Terms Served as WA Delegate: 3 (Evil Grantica)

NEWS
Evil Grantica finishes third consecutive term (4/18), OrigamiMaster returns from nonexistence (3/21), coup by Squiggles and the eventual return to power of Evil Grantica (2).

TASKS
Endorse Evil Grantica.
Accept that I8pichu is the best.

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Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The Ascendancy, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Laissez Faireholm, Aurelia, and Warzone Airspace.

Tags: Totalitarian, Anime, Cyberpunk, Casual, Generalite, Surreal, Future Tech, Featured, Medium, Multi-Species, Steampunk, Human-Only, and 1 other.Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Oceanside contains 15 nations, the 720th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Oceanside

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 17,289th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Technological Terror of Evil GranticaWA MemberCorporate Police State“You are obsolete. ”
2.The People's Republic of WalruskoIron Fist Consumerists“Lead by one, united as one, against the world, we rise”
3.The Holy Yellow Egg Hunter of Laissez-faire CapitalistCapitalist Paradise“Self-Reliance is a step towards Success”
4.The Great Korean United Kingdoms of JosalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Curpa Mappa”
5.The Confederacy of FemdoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Long live femdonia!”
6.The Isolated Peoples Republic of SaladeulFather Knows Best State“Justice and Unity!”
7.The Republic of Salvador RegimeCorrupt Dictatorship“Dios, Union, Libertad”
8.The Empire of Imperial PortugalDemocratic Socialists“Imperio portugesa”
9.The Dnalamall-repus fo of Super-LlamalandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hoc est en latina!”
10.The Commonwealth of ReamalCorporate Police State“Panem et circuses”
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Oceanside Regional Message Board

The Dnalamall-repus fo of Super-Llamaland wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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The Dnalamall-repus fo of Super-Llamaland wrote:Usually I wouldn't be on NS at all, but it's World Cup season over in NS Sports

Yeah, it's been quiet around here. Except for the screaming. I didn't know llamas could scream like that.

Hello! I have returned!

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:Veronica: Oh Jose who are your friends?

Jose: This is my friend Aurora Perez and her Tia Maria they are from De La Luna (Mexican Spanish for Las Luna).

Veronica: Oh my, South Americans!

Aurora: Its nice to meet you Mrs. Gonzalez.

Maria: You have a (pauses for a moment) lovely home.

Veronica: Oh thank you! Come in! Have you eaten?

They enter her house and sit in the living room while Veronica went into the kitchen making lunch.

(a few minutes later Veronica comes out of the kitchen with some burgers and chips)
Aurora: Gracias Senora.

Maria: Gracis Senora Gonzalez.

(Veronica smiles and then shuts the blinds and locks the door)

Aurora: Whats happening?

The Empire of Imperial Portugal wrote:Hello! I have returned!

Welcome back!

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:(a few minutes later Veronica comes out of the kitchen with some burgers and chips)
Aurora: Gracias Senora.

Maria: Gracis Senora Gonzalez.

(Veronica smiles and then shuts the blinds and locks the door)

Aurora: Whats happening?

Everything is happening, and nothing.

Hello Gracious, Honorable, Awesome, and cool Embassy, I am the Chairwoman and founder of Aurelia. I have recently added many, many new maps to my region and Aurelia does not have enough spots to fill. So I am allowing every embassy I have to pick a place on the map each individual spot. If your WA delegate/founder would like I can have a spot on the map dedicated only to your region. If you would like a spot Telegram me, an Aurelian council member, or just post it on our message board. Have a great summer (in northern hemisphere) and a great winter (In southern hemisphere) and great space (if you're in space for some reason).

-Cleo

The Chairwoman and founder of Cleopatrastan wrote:Hello Gracious, Honorable, Awesome, and cool Embassy, I am the Chairwoman and founder of Aurelia. I have recently added many, many new maps to my region and Aurelia does not have enough spots to fill. So I am allowing every embassy I have to pick a place on the map each individual spot. If your WA delegate/founder would like I can have a spot on the map dedicated only to your region. If you would like a spot Telegram me, an Aurelian council member, or just post it on our message board. Have a great summer (in northern hemisphere) and a great winter (In southern hemisphere) and great space (if you're in space for some reason).

-Cleo

Oceanside does not truck with foreign maps. You just want to know where we are to invade us.

We shall never reveal the dark secrets of our location! We shall never surrender!

Try to conquer us? We'll conquer YOU. And in the name of freedom and democracy and other meaningless words too.

FEAR US.

WE ARE LEGION. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. came for you. He wants to know how you like your life sentences served.

The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica wrote:Oceanside does not truck with foreign maps. You just want to know where we are to invade us.

We shall never reveal the dark secrets of our location! We shall never surrender!

Try to conquer us? We'll conquer YOU. And in the name of freedom and democracy and other meaningless words too.

FEAR US.

WE ARE LEGION. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. came for you. He wants to know how you like your life sentences served.

Ummm.... Okay then. Anyone else want a plot on a map?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:(a few minutes later Veronica comes out of the kitchen with some burgers and chips)
Aurora: Gracias Senora.

Maria: Gracis Senora Gonzalez.

(Veronica smiles and then shuts the blinds and locks the door)

Aurora: Whats happening?

The lights go out for a minute then a lamp turns on.
Veronica: Princess Aurora Perez and Queen Maria Garcia the Monarchs of De La Luna. Currently hiding from General Salvador of Isla sol. Your sister your mother is dead and so is your brother in law and father. Aurora's younger siblings Pandora and Jose are in hiding in Australia with Marias (air quote) "Good Friend" (air quote).

Maria: How do know all of this?

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:The lights go out for a minute then a lamp turns on.
Veronica: Princess Aurora Perez and Queen Maria Garcia the Monarchs of De La Luna. Currently hiding from General Salvador of Isla sol. Your sister your mother is dead and so is your brother in law and father. Aurora's younger siblings Pandora and Juan are in hiding in Australia with Marias (air quote) "Good Friend" (air quote).

Maria: How do know all of this?

(Veronica pulls out a laptop and puts it on the coffee table)
Veronica: This is why!

(a video chat comes up, it says answer call?)

Veronica: Oh hold on. (puts on reading glasses)
(she presses some buttons, struggling)

Jose: Mom give it to me. (answers call)

Laurencio: Finally! (if you don't remember Laurencio was the parliament member from Las Luna, who went to an uncharted island for Las Lunan government to hide on, where Maria Pandora and Jose escaped to while Aurora was being kept captive)

Maria: Laurencio!

The Chairwoman and founder of Cleopatrastan wrote:Ummm.... Okay then. Anyone else want a plot on a map?

IF ANYONE REVEALS THE LOCATION OF OCEANSIDE, THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE YOU LOVE WILL DIE, HORRIBLY (along with your entire country in a devastating nuclear strike launched by trigger happy genetically engineered and psychologically deadened machine-men soliders).

Have a nice day. Hope all is well in Aurelia.

The United clans of Las Luna wrote:(Veronica pulls out a laptop and puts it on the coffee table)
Veronica: This is why!

(a video chat comes up, it says answer call?)

Veronica: Oh hold on. (puts on reading glasses)
(she presses some buttons, struggling)

Jose: Mom give it to me. (answers call)

Laurencio: Finally! (if you don't remember Laurencio was the parliament member from Las Luna, who went to an uncharted island for Las Lunan government to hide on, where Maria Pandora and Jose escaped to while Aurora was being kept captive)

Maria: Laurencio!

Technology beats fortune-telling any day. Gurgure! Kokkari-san is a funny little anime about a little girl and he fox-spirit friend whose ability to answer any question became obsolete with the advent of Google.

Google, by the way, has a large presence in Evil Grantica. Like Evil Grantica, Google is great - evil - but great.

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