WA Delegate: None.
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Poor Incomes in Oceanside
The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.
As a region, Oceanside is ranked 10,523rd in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
|1.||The Kingdom of Las Luna||Corrupt Dictatorship||“This is Las Luna!”|
|2.||The Empire of Morraivia||New York Times Democracy||“Peace and Justice”|
|3.||The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Oppression is obsolete.”|
|4.||The Republic of Super Llamaland||Democratic Socialists||“Hoc est in latina!”|
|5.||The Emirate of Evil Grantica II The Electric Boogaloo||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Things fall apart”|
|6.||The Republic of Querentatoro||Capitalist Paradise||“Fredoume ya Peacio”|
|7.||The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“So if evil they name us, evil we are -- and so what!”|
Regional Poll • Would you recommend Suicide Squad?
Poll called by The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica
Voting opened 2 days 23 hours ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
- : The Eudaemonium of Dr George of the region Philosophy 115 rejected a request from Oceanside to establish embassies.
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica proposed constructing embassies with Philosophy 115.
- : The Empire of Morraivia arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica proposed constructing embassies with The Western Isles.
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica created a new regional poll: "Would you recommend Suicide Squad?".
- : Salvador regime ceased to exist.
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica created a new regional poll: "Have you ever drunk vinegar straight? (two tablespoons or more)".
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica deleted a regional poll.
- : The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica created a new regional poll: "Have you ever drunk vinegar straight? (one tablespoon or more)".
- : Embassy established between Oceanside and Rossferry.
Oceanside Regional Message Board
Gomez: Sorry, not only had we not seen "Suicide Squad", but we only watch the vintage movies in our film library.
Morticia: Yes, silent films, when stars had 'faces'!
But the DCU has been pretty dark so far. You like dark.
"Black is such a happy [dress] color" :)
Maria: Okay, Ill tell the guards to bring you to the dress room in the east wing of the palace.
Maria walks to a door with a sign on it reading "Dress Room". She walks into a room the size of a shopping mall. Little shops fill the sides of room, each one dedicated to weddings and wedding supplies.
Laurencio: Maria don't forget that my parents are coming here to the palace from Buenos Aires.
Maria: (speaking in a hushed tone) oh no, the in laws!
Chief Guard: Sven open the doors for Madam Morticia and Madam Mama immedienlty!
Sven: Yes sir!
Penelope: Chief wheres my aunt?
Chief Guard: In the dress room why?
Penelope: I found something that my mother left behind for her.
Chief: What is it?
Penelope: A chest full of items. Theres a note too, "My dearest sister, Before I leave I must tell you and my children: Jose, Penelope and Ocea how much I love you all. I leave all of you gifts, little treasures for you to have if something were to happen to me. Maria I leave you my wedding ring. Jose my son, your still just a baby, but I leave you your father Rahim's Glasses. Penelope, I leave you my medallion that I received as a gift from your grandfather on my 16th birthday. And finally my oldest, Ocea I leave you my Magic Mirror. She gives you advice and talks to you! Maria take care. You're the Queen if anything were to happen to me. I love you all.
Chief: Queen Dolores's secret extended Will. You must take this to Maria!
Penelope: Yes, Ill be right on my way.
Morticia: [Addressing the palace guards] How do you do :)
Grandmama: [Holding broom alongside, handle resting on floor, addresses guards while primping straw-like white hair, smiling broadly] Hello there :))
Sven: Welcome Madam Addamses. I will take you to Maria and Penelope. If you'd like I'll have the maid take the broom into the vehicle room for safety.
Hello everyone! I am the Empire of Morraivia. An eastern European empire that extends from Southern Russia to Western Switzerland. The language is a slavic version of latin. We are ruled by Tsarista (Queen) Caterriana Elouisa Petrovina III of the house of Petrovina and Tsalesta.
"This region is wonderful! I must give everyone gifts! Guards give them all Roses!"- Queen Caterriana. Men dressed in golden and blue armour hands everyone roses.
Welcome to the region, and thanks for introducing yourself!
Grandmama: Why thank you :) ..and you might want to knock the insects out of the bristles, first. I fly below radar so I don't get reported as a UFO -- but it's the insect zone.
[Opened hand emerges from Addams mailbox by gate]