WA Delegate: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica (elected 15 days ago)
Founder: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu
Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Groland, 0000000000000, France, United Federation of Planets, The Nation of Nations and Friends, The Ascendancy, The Apartment Block, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, The Darwin Allied Republics, Laissez Faireholm, Aurelia, and Warzone Airspace.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Oceanside
The following governments spend the greatest amount on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment, however.
As a region, Oceanside is ranked 383rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
|1.||The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“This is our motto.”|
|2.||The TBR Sucks of Super-Llamaland||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Hoc est en latina!”|
|3.||The Hyrulian Imperium of Unoctia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Don't Trust Anybody”|
|4.||The United clans of Las Luna||Corrupt Dictatorship||“United clans forever”|
|5.||The Dominion of Darkblade||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Nemo est supra legis.”|
|6.||The Democratic Republic of Chasia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Everything approved by the masses.”|
|7.||The United States of Pineapplesburg||Moralistic Democracy||“In pineapples we trust”|
|8.||The People's Republic of Walrusko||Father Knows Best State||“Lead by one, united as one, against the world, we rise”|
|9.||The Squiggly Squiggles of Squiggleville||New York Times Democracy||“Where straight-lines are outlaws.”|
|10.||The Confederacy of Femdonia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Long live femdonia!”|
Regional Poll • Who's your pick for the 2016 U.S. presidential election?
Voting opened 18 hours ago and will close in 6 days. Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Last poll: “Do you know who OrigamiMaster is?”
- 18 hours ago: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica created a new regional poll: "Who's your pick for the 2016 U.S. presidential election?".
- 1 day 5 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between League of Democracy and Oceanside.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between Anarchist Alliance and Oceanside.
- 4 days ago: The republic of vexton ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica tagged the region "Future Tech".
- 6 days ago: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica ordered the closure of embassies between Oceanside and Anarchist Alliance.
- 6 days ago: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica updated the World Factbook entry.
- 6 days ago: The Technological Terror of Evil Grantica created a new regional poll: "Do you know who OrigamiMaster is?".
- 6 days ago: The Oceanside Founder of I8pichu allowed WA Delegate access to Regional Control.
- 8 days ago: The Armed Republic of Makaio departed this region for The Confederation.
Oceanside Regional Message Board
Ganondorf: Want me to rewind time now?
Morticia: Yes... Right away....
(Morticia hurries tiny-stepped in slinky black gown to candlestick phone behind her on parlor table, picks up stand in one hand, and taps small box resting there with other hand. Thing opens box lid)
Morticia: Rolodex please, Thing.
(Think withdraws into box momentarily, reappearing with rolodex in hand for Morticia)
Morticia: Thank you Thing.
(Thing withdraws again into box closing lid. Morticia puts rolodex down and flips through index cards, stopping at one. She picks up receiver and dials number off card using pointer finger in rotary at base of phone stand).
Morticia: (Speaking into transmitter at top of phone stand -- receiver to ear) Sahul?
Grandmama: (Hurries into parlor the next second and speaks) Kettle's on the boil!
Not a bad idea, but every unborn baby is a future soldier, worker, scientist, policeman, etc.
We wait until they grow up THEN we kill them. Sadly, some babies don't grow up to be remorseless sociopaths; they grow up to be poets.
Maria: Unwind time please!!!!!
Sahul: Who is this?
Ganondorf: I will never talk to you again in this timeline, Sahul.
*Plays Zelda's Lullaby* (Yes that's the official name. Shut up)
That doesn't sound very evil at all.
More like something you'd see on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Are you a brony, Ganondorf? Do you vomit rainbows and poop hearts while you ride on unicorns through the pink sky?
Morticia: Morticia Addams.
Are you sitting down as we speak?
(Grandmama shouts in background, "She's about to drop a baby!")
Morticia:(Continues speaking) Maria dropped by... And, the funny thing (Giggles) -- she's about to give birth (Giggles some more)....
Sahul: What?! Are you the friends in Spain? I will go th....
(time is unwinding)
(Maria wakes up in a cave)
Maria: Am I back?
(she goes outside the cave and gets her phone)
Maria: I must call someone.
(she goes through her contacts and calls Morticia.
(Gets busy signal)