Oceanside RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica

BoardPollActivity History Admin Rank

Most Armed: 1,611th Fattest Citizens: 1,695th
World Factbook Entry

*The Featured Region: 04-10-2013*

As the nicest region in the world, we have no elections, infrequent polls, a constitution we can't remember, and a fun, active community!

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FUN FACTS
Regional Animal: Wi-Fi Squirrel (Sciurius carolinensis wifi)
Regional Food: Sentient Potatoes
Original Founder: I8pichu

RECORDS
Most Points in Awesomeness Contest: 79 (Evil Grantica)
Most Terms Served as WA Delegate: 2 (Super-Llamaland and Evil Grantica)

NEWS
After months of being a thermonuclear wasteland, its nations in exile or presumed dead, Oceanside has returned!

TASKS
Introduce yourself.
Laugh that Evil Grantica is dead!

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Embassies: Warzone Airspace, Aeia, The League of Conservative Nations, Imperium Figarium, The Alliance of Dictators, Laissez Faireholm, Right to Life, and Rossferry.

Tags: Small, Surreal, Fantasy Tech, Silly, Social, Casual, and Magical.

Oceanside contains 7 nations, the 2,540th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in Oceanside

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Oceanside is ranked 10,523rd in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of Las LunaCorrupt Dictatorship“This is Las Luna!”
2.The Empire of MorraiviaNew York Times Democracy“Peace and Justice”
3.The Grantastic Grantarchy of GranticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oppression is obsolete.”
4.The Republic of Super LlamalandDemocratic Socialists“Hoc est in latina!”
5.The Emirate of Evil Grantica II The Electric BoogalooInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Things fall apart”
6.The Republic of QuerentatoroCapitalist Paradise“Fredoume ya Peacio”
7.The Home Shriek Home of The Addams FamilyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“So if evil they name us, evil we are -- and so what!”

Regional Poll • Would you recommend Suicide Squad?

Poll called by The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica

Voting opened 2 days 23 hours ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Have you ever drunk vinegar straight? (two tablespoons or more)”

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Gomez: Sorry, not only had we not seen "Suicide Squad", but we only watch the vintage movies in our film library.

Morticia: Yes, silent films, when stars had 'faces'!

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: Sorry, not only had we not seen "Suicide Squad", but we only watch the vintage movies in our film library.
Morticia: Yes, silent films, when stars had 'faces'!

But the DCU has been pretty dark so far. You like dark.

The Grantastic Grantarchy of Grantica wrote:You like dark.

"Black is such a happy [dress] color" :)
--Morticia

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Gomez: Of course.
They'll double-up on Mama's broomstick ..give them a little time, but they'll be there faster than commercial jet -- what with airport waiting and all.

Maria: Okay, Ill tell the guards to bring you to the dress room in the east wing of the palace.

Maria walks to a door with a sign on it reading "Dress Room". She walks into a room the size of a shopping mall. Little shops fill the sides of room, each one dedicated to weddings and wedding supplies.

Laurencio: Maria don't forget that my parents are coming here to the palace from Buenos Aires.

Maria: (speaking in a hushed tone) oh no, the in laws!

Meanwhile...

Chief Guard: Sven open the doors for Madam Morticia and Madam Mama immedienlty!

Sven: Yes sir!

Penelope: Chief wheres my aunt?

Chief Guard: In the dress room why?

Penelope: I found something that my mother left behind for her.

Chief: What is it?

Penelope: A chest full of items. Theres a note too, "My dearest sister, Before I leave I must tell you and my children: Jose, Penelope and Ocea how much I love you all. I leave all of you gifts, little treasures for you to have if something were to happen to me. Maria I leave you my wedding ring. Jose my son, your still just a baby, but I leave you your father Rahim's Glasses. Penelope, I leave you my medallion that I received as a gift from your grandfather on my 16th birthday. And finally my oldest, Ocea I leave you my Magic Mirror. She gives you advice and talks to you! Maria take care. You're the Queen if anything were to happen to me. I love you all.

-Maria."

Chief: Queen Dolores's secret extended Will. You must take this to Maria!

Penelope: Yes, Ill be right on my way.

The Kingdom of Las Luna wrote:Chief Guard: Sven open the doors for Madam Morticia and Madam Mama immedienlty!
Sven: Yes sir!

Morticia: [Addressing the palace guards] How do you do :)

Grandmama: [Holding broom alongside, handle resting on floor, addresses guards while primping straw-like white hair, smiling broadly] Hello there :))

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:Morticia: [Addressing the palace guards] How do you do :)
Grandmama: [Holding broom alongside, handle resting on floor, addresses guards while primping straw-like white hair, smiling broadly] Hello there :))

Sven: Welcome Madam Addamses. I will take you to Maria and Penelope. If you'd like I'll have the maid take the broom into the vehicle room for safety.

Hello everyone! I am the Empire of Morraivia. An eastern European empire that extends from Southern Russia to Western Switzerland. The language is a slavic version of latin. We are ruled by Tsarista (Queen) Caterriana Elouisa Petrovina III of the house of Petrovina and Tsalesta.

"This region is wonderful! I must give everyone gifts! Guards give them all Roses!"- Queen Caterriana. Men dressed in golden and blue armour hands everyone roses.

The Empire of Morraivia wrote:Hello everyone! I am the Empire of Morraivia. An eastern European empire that extends from Southern Russia to Western Switzerland. The language is a slavic version of latin. We are ruled by Tsarista (Queen) Caterriana Elouisa Petrovina III of the house of Petrovina and Tsalesta.
"This region is wonderful! I must give everyone gifts! Guards give them all Roses!"- Queen Caterriana. Men dressed in golden and blue armour hands everyone roses.

Welcome to the region, and thanks for introducing yourself!

The Kingdom of Las Luna wrote:Sven: Welcome Madam Addamses. I will take you to Maria and Penelope. If you'd like I'll have the maid take the broom into the vehicle room for safety.

Grandmama: Why thank you :) ..and you might want to knock the insects out of the bristles, first. I fly below radar so I don't get reported as a UFO -- but it's the insect zone.

The Empire of Morraivia wrote:"This region is wonderful! I must give everyone gifts! Guards give them all Roses!"- Queen Caterriana. Men dressed in golden and blue armour hands everyone roses.

[Opened hand emerges from Addams mailbox by gate]

The Home Shriek Home of The Addams Family wrote:
[Opened hand emerges from Addams mailbox by gate]

That's creepy.

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