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Governor: The Founder of Nudist Dreamland

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Wadelhelpia (elected )

Founder: The Founder of Nudist Dreamland

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Rebellious Youth: 274th Most Nations: 400th Nudest: 401st+23
Most Cultured: 717th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 761st Most Compassionate Citizens: 809th Nicest Citizens: 1,029th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,036th Most Inclusive: 1,038th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,153rd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,179th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,227th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,377th Smartest Citizens: 1,476th Most Pacifist: 1,487th Highest Food Quality: 1,542nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,636th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,646th Most Secular: 1,794th Highest Economic Output: 1,924th Most Devout: 1,979th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,987th Largest Governments: 2,133rd Largest Black Market: 2,382nd Healthiest Citizens: 2,468th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,778th
World Factbook Entry

Nudist Dreamland is a relaxed state of mind. Everyone is welcome.

Founded: 9 October 2007.

We speak freely here, but we mind our manners and do not indulge in racism or misogyny and we honour the spirit of the rainbow flag.

Cultural centre: Tommy’s Bar. Traditional drink: Milk and Honey

Regional animal : the cat.

Embassy exchange requests: regions with a minimum of five nations, including at least one WA member, may be considered.

Quote of the Week

“ Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism. ”

John Updike, 1932 - 2009
American novelist, poet, short-story writer, art critic, and literary critic

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Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Maritimes, Haiku, Gay, Gay Equality, The Nudist Dreamland, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, The Bar on the corner of every region, Portugal, Hollow Point, LGBT University, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Nudeia, Union of Democrats, House of Lancaster of Wessex, Ankh Morpork, and 12 others.Philosophers, Organization of United Sovereign States, Krillin, Kingdom of Ramility, The Community, The Nudist Union, MineKhan Origin Nations, NATO 2022, Reqau and Salasia, BCN, The Great Universe, and Liberlandia.

Tags: Democratic, Featured, LGBT, Large, and Parody.

Regional Power: Moderate

Nudist Dreamland contains 67 nations, the 400th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in Nudist Dreamland

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 717th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nudist States of YanniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur”
2.The Sunbathers of The Nude BeachLiberal Democratic Socialists“Let It All Hang Out!”
3.The Holy Queendom of OktotheioScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Love and marriage for all”
4.The Intellectual Iconoclasts of IcariannaLiberal Democratic Socialists“If it ain't broke, break it.”
5.The Founder of Nudist DreamlandLeft-wing Utopia“I can resist everything except temptation.”
6.The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan ClubLiberal Democratic Socialists“We love you, Joe.”
7.The Free Land of Rainbow BeachLeft-wing Utopia“We're happy and we know it!”
8.The Divine Cabaret of Friends of DorothyCivil Rights Lovefest“Lâche pas la patate !”
9.The Free Kingdom of Miraclian AntillesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Victoria aut Letum!”
10.The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing DragonsPsychotic Dictatorship“Je maintiendrai”
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Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board

Weekends zoom right by, don’t they? That’s one last milk and honey for everyone in the joint, please barman cutie. Put it on my tab.

8 hours later !!!

It is Monday ! Have a fabulous new week, Dreamlanders.

I am going to bring my new puppet back here. He’s pretty good at « nudity ». Top 0.3%, after all. I’m teaching him some English phrases, such as « you are right about everything, Friends of Dorothy » and « ha ha you are so witty, FoD ». Just kidding. He’ll behave.

Compliance: First: Yannia top 2%. Second: Nudesia top 3%. Third: The Nude Beach top 4% … Middle: Windows of the Skull top 25% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (10th from bottom in world)

In Goddess Venus, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

In On dansait autrefois, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.

In Dancing Dragons, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:8 hours later !!!

It is Monday ! Have a fabulous new week, Dreamlanders.

I am going to bring my new puppet back here. He’s pretty good at « nudity ». Top 0.3%, after all. I’m teaching him some English phrases, such as « you are right about everything, Friends of Dorothy » and « ha ha you are so witty, FoD ». Just kidding. He’ll behave.

Gooood morning Dreamlanders !
Speaking of nudity, there's a New Quote of the Week, hope you like it 😸

Dancing Dragons wrote:Gooood morning Dreamlanders !
Speaking of nudity, there's a New Quote of the Week, hope you like it 😸

The new quote isn’t up yet (?)

I was impatient ! The new quote is great. I like John Updike.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:The new quote isn’t up yet (?)

I was impatient ! The new quote is great. I like John Updike.

Sorry ! Technology in Dancing Dragons can be a bit slow sometimes. Like GPS in our cars, it ain't digital. There's a homunculus inside the dashboard reading from a map, with a tiny candle.
We live in Magical Realism. It's great fun.

Dancing Dragons wrote:Sorry ! Technology in Dancing Dragons can be a bit slow sometimes. Like GPS in our cars, it ain't digital. There's a homunculus inside the dashboard reading from a map, with a tiny candle.
We live in Magical Realism. It's great fun.

Apt quote for Nudist Dreamland. Clever and true.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Apt quote for Nudist Dreamland. Clever and true.

Indeed...the observation about going barefoot reminds me of politicians at party rallies. They roll up their sleeves and show up without a tie, to look closer to the people and the workforce. Stomach-turning hypocrisy.

Culture: First: Yannia top 0.003% (7th in world). Second: The Nude Beach top 0.2%. Third: Oktotheio top 0.3% … Middle: Wadelhelpia top 11% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 0%

In Dancing Dragons, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.

In Far Niduindland, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.

In MarilynMonroenia, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is today’s bonus question. The first to give the correct answer wins a free milk and honey.

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and rides out again on Friday. How is this possible?

a) It’s not

b) I don’t know

c) His horse is called Friday

Whisper your answer to Busty Sal. She’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Happy Tuesday !

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