North Korea RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Eternal Defiance of The Defender Alliance

World Factbook Entry

The (communist) party is over, ladies and gentlemen. The era of frenzied Pagan debauchery has begun.

North Korea is no longer a flea-infested Stalinist gulag. What was once a boiling Bolshevik cesspool overflowing
with demented Maoist gibberish and a morally bankrupt ideology that produced little more than the skeletal
cadavers of malnourished peasants is now a paradise of luscious hedonism tenderly ministered to by the last
surviving member of a defunct raider organization unfairly destroyed by the mods.

But no worries, baby. The good times still freakin' roll.

Tags: Small and Surreal.

North Korea contains 6 nations, the 1,769th most in the world.

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The Shortest Average Lifespan in North Korea

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, North Korea is ranked 1,250th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Den of DevilsFather Knows Best State“Where every day is one Hell of a party”
2.The Federation of FilthCapitalist Paradise“Being clean is nice, but we feel better dirty”
3.The Fascist Superpower of Corporate LibertariansCompulsory Consumerist State“Property rights are human rights”
4.The Village of VillainsIron Fist Consumerists“No rest for the wicked”
5.The Crypto-Fascist Cannibal Cult of Furious Pygmy NunsCorporate Police State“If it's not Vodka, it's urine”
6.The Eternal Defiance of The Defender AllianceFather Knows Best State“Mistuh Kim, he dead”

Regional Happenings

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North Korea Regional Message Board

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Post by Famine suppressed by The Defender Alliance.

can i please have a sandwich?

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Post by The Defender Alliance suppressed by Ravens.

Someone give this child a sandwich. He might want a beer, too. He looks like he needs one. Prayer doesn't seem to be helping him solve his problems.

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Post by Orphans suppressed by Ravens.

I'm not going near him. He might be hiding a weapon.

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Post by Cubans suppressed by Ravens.

what in heck is going on here?!! what has been done to this region

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Post by Ravens suppressed by The Defender Alliance.

Gooo-oo-oood morning, North Korea! Let me get right to the point: either the goofball founder emerges from his psychotic episode and retakes the region, or we burn this rat-infested hovel to the ground. It's really that simple.

And hands off the cute little sandwich boy. I think I'll keep him. That skinny bugger is mine.

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Post by Una paloma blanca suppressed by Ravens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5f_gbzo4Q0

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Post by N Korea suppressed by The Defender Alliance.

내 메시지를 삭제하시겠습니까?

Park Chung Hee was a mean mother.

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