WA Delegate: The White Sands of Yoh-en-Boeit (elected )
Embassies: United Empire of Islam, Africa, The Graveyard, Greece, South Sudan, Iran, Vatican II, Central Eastern Europe, USSR, India, Israel, Weed, The Ascendancy, Global Powers, South Africa, The Franco Spanish Empire, and 46 others.Eastern Roman Empire, God, Antifa, Occitania, Right to Life, West Africa, Syria, Democratic Social Union, Republic City, The Grand Old Duke of Pork, East Africa, World Alliance, united socialist states of indi, Hezbollah, Central Pacific Empire, Laissez Faireholm, United States of America, Island of Union, League of Christian Nations, Freedom and Justice Alliance, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, Black Mesa Islands, Sufism, Lower Canada, The Island of Mythology, The Arab League, League of Cobalt Nations, The Illuminati, The Sea Of Love, The Savage Garden, The alliance of homework, The Rose Garden, Confederacy of Egalitarian Democracies, ITALIA, The Atlas Union, Germanic Confederation, algorenia, FOB Columbia Heights, United North Atlantic, The South, Alliance Of Neutral Nations, Free State of Wisconsin, Westphalia, Dill Country, Barents and Nordic Alliance, and The Constitutional Union.
Tags: General Assembly, Communist, Neutral, Game Player, Map, Independent, Mercenary, Featured, Conservative, Liberal, Libertarian, Medium, and 12 others.Regional Government, Democratic, Capitalist, Silly, Social, Casual, Free Trade, Snarky, Socialist, Role Player, Magical, and World Assembly.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Stupidest Citizens in North Africa
The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in World Census studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".
As a region, North Africa is ranked 13,703rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens.
|1.||The Corporate Oligarchy of Youhavediedofdysentery||Corporate Police State||“All your base are belong to us”|
|2.||The Confederate States of Blumaria||Capitalist Paradise||“Patriotism • Purity • Prosperity”|
|3.||The Labor Territories of Blumeria||Corporate Police State||“Heritage of Glory”|
|4.||The Eastern State of Rabaghamdhh||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“_”|
|5.||The Southern Nation of The Confederate States of America-||Capitalist Paradise||“Deo Vindice”|
|6.||The United States of -America||Capitalist Paradise||“In God We Trust”|
|7.||The Republic of Confederado||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Partia O Muerte”|
|8.||The Constitutional Empire of Abrinam||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Prosperity Can Only Be Achieved By Faith In Sacrafise”|
|9.||The Social Democratic Republic of Papon||Capitalist Paradise||“Liberté, la santé et la sécurité pour tous.”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of Islamic Mauritania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“الله أكبر (Allāhu Akbar) God is Great”|
- : The White Sands of Yoh-en-Boeit suppressed a post on the regional message board.
- : The Wandering Delegate of NA Ambassador of Yoh arrived from Osiris.
- : The Empire of CPE International Delegate 1 departed this region for Confederation of Nations.
- : The Empire of CPE International Delegate 1 arrived from Gay.
- : The Ammonia Smelling Catbox of Serval Cat arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Dictatorship of Jampona of the region Borg Kingdoms proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between The Constitutional Union and North Africa.
- : Embassy established between North Africa and Barents and Nordic Alliance.
- : The Conta Puppet Nation of Harlow East departed this region for Confederation of Nations.
- : The Conta Puppet Nation of Harlow East arrived from Soli Deo gloria.
North Africa Regional Message Board
On behalf of the Central Pacific Empire
First of all, my apologies for the long message. I am Conta, the Leader of the CPE Festival, an event commemorating three years of the Central Pacific Empire. I have already to written to you leader/founder/delegate about this however I would now like to personally extend an invitation to you all to send a puppet nation or travel with your main nation to our region for this event. I believe a major contribution to our region has been the support of our embassy regions, like yours. It would mean a lot and enhance the sentimental meaning of this event if our friends in ally regions joined us to celebrate this fantastic milestone, please do come and encourage as many as possible from your region to attend, we'll be very happy to receive you.
The Festival will commence with an opening speech from our own Prime Minister and long-term citizen, The Federal Republic of Latin and Central America on Thursday 6th August 2015. I'd like to ask all guests to arrive in the Central Pacific Empire on Wednesday 5th August in order to allow an adequate time to welcome and integrate one another. However, if this isn't possible then that is fine.
I would appreciate it if you contacted either myself (The Federal Republic of Conta) or The Federal Republic of Latin and Central America to inform us if you plan on coming. Alternatively, the more preferable option would be all who wish to come inform your leader/founder/delegate and get them to collate a list/rough estimate of how many people are coming. This is simply for our benefit so that we know who to expect and can cater the event to the amount of people coming.
Thanks in advance and I very much hope you choose to join us for this special occasion,
I'm totally okay with an assigned country I just want some coastline and a decent sized country.
This is actually the first I think I've heard of this, though I can't imagine why. Perhaps you were somehow filtered out as spam (though I can't imagine how)? Deepest apologies; I would have happily sent your message along if I had known.
That's absolutely fine, I think I may have contacted your founder instead, sorry!
ATTENTION ALL NATIONS
This a statement on behalf of the Minister for Defence, The Confederacy of New Nationale Einheit in the Central Pacific Empire:
Due to several threats received by our region, special precautionary measures have been put in place for the safety of the members of the Central Pacific Empire and guests to the upcoming Inaugural Festival of the CPE. We now ask that all nations in this region who wish to attend make it known to your Founder or WA Delegate who is asked to put together a list of nations coming and send it to the Minister for Defence, The Confederacy of New Nationale Einheit or the Prime Minister, The Federal Republic of Latin and Central America. Please do this as soon as possible.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation and apologies for the long announcement,
It’s been a while since any official communication channels have been open between our region’s despite having embassies. I invite the leadership of North Africa to consider opportunities for greater collaboration and dialogue between us.
Map update occurring today. Could I get a final headcount of everyone who's not on it?
OK kiddos, here's the news: It seems that Blumaria will indeed be returning to us, and we're going to try to reboot the RP community here--for real this time! I've already started updating the map (again: for real this time!), and at present these are the nations I have on it:
North African Supercontinent
South North Africa: Grezniya, Abrinam, Confederado, Papon, Insert nationname here, Youhavediedofdysentery, Yoh-en-Boeit, Nigeria Confederacy, -America, The Confederate States of America-, Saharan Liberta,and Blumaria
The Mysterious Lands across the Eastern Sea...
Papon and Grezniya both feature old flags since you don't have a current one. So if you want new flags, please update your existing flag so I can add it to the map. Mafinia I know you used to have a place on the map, but I can't find it. Do you remember where it was? Dorianterras, I feel like you had one as well, but I likewise cannot find it. Do tell me if I'm mistaken.
If anyone else wants on the map, let me know ASAP! If we're going to be an active RP region again, we're going to need it. I'll likely do another map update after this weekend to fulfil any requests I get this week. Any requests I get by the end of tonight will be included in this update, which will go up shortly after the game update this evening. Also, getting back to tradition, I will be posting an in-character summary of North African affairs in a post below this one. I went backwards and took down everything that happened since Blumaria and company disappeared (including the second conflict with ISIS, the economic crash, zombies, and the recent Viet conflicts). I tried to merge it all into a cohesive 'story' and incorporate all of our various disappearances in-character as well. Due to length, I will suppress the post, so just expand the post if you want to read it. ;)
In-character status of North Africa:
The super-continent and associated far-eastern islands that constitute the region of North Africa were once plentiful lands, populated by over a hundred independent states. They fought many conflicts; nations made allies and enemies; civil wars divided and reformed peoples; the lines of their regional map were redrawn again and again. Then, sometime in the 2200’s, the region faced its final conflict. A chaotic organization known as ISIS rose out of the remnants of many fallen terroristic nations. They struck at all sovereign states and maximized their loss of life whenever possible. They had no apparent political alignments; no agenda. They had no allies save for the states that were willing to hand themselves over to the terrorists entirely. They divided the world and disrupted ancient alliances between nations. Entire nations were left destroyed by the martial, social, and economic conflicts that ISIS had wrought.
Eventually, however, ISIS apparently burned themselves out, for they utterly disappeared. In their wake, the entire face of North Africa had been forever changed, and fewer than 50 states remained across the map. The region grew quiet. Nations scarcely spoke to each other as each sorted out his own economic issues. Few alliances remained, though there were some exceptions. In the wake of ISIS’s terror, the Republican Security Alliance notably fell with the sudden loss of most of their states—including Blumaria Blumeria, -America, and Blumaria, Confederado, and The Confederate States of America-. With the fall of the capitalists, came the worst economic crisis the region had ever faced, and new alliances formed in the wake of the ISIS disaster.
Former RSA member, Bitterne Park stepped forward representing the region’s greatest capitalist states and swiftly aligned with Abrinam. The nation of Holus formed a second alliance, consisting of small, newly-formed states under their influence. Youhavediedofdysentery remained allied with Insert nationname here and Yoh-en-Boeit, though they no longer called themselves Coexistance. Likewise, Malavia and Saharan Liberta remained together, though they too abandoned the name of their former socialist alliance. The NAB also remained together, and former Tehran pact nations Iraq, Iran, and Syria likewise aligned. The rest of North Africa remained independent and unaligned for the most part, many fearing or even despising those they had once called allies. Still, it seemed that North Africa might eventually recover. However, subtle signs began to emerge that the worst was yet to come.
Following the fall of the RSA, many began to fear that the remaining capitalist states might soon fall and take with them the regional economy. In a series of great public speeches, however, the leader of Bitterne Park assured their fellow nations that nothing was amiss. Everything was wonderful in Bitterne Park! In fact, the loss of their greatest trading partners had done nothing but strengthen their economy! Many were skeptical, but no one was in a position to argue. Like Bitterne Park, Youhavediedofdysentery initially claimed that the loss of so many old trading partners had done nothing to harm their all-consuming economy. Some suspected, however, that this might not have been the case. As a nation overrun with disease, lacking any social systems, and filled with poorly-maintained nuclear reactors, this made the region more nervous than had Bitterne Park. Reports began filtering in of strange mutated people flooding the borders of Dysentery’s neighbour nations, to which the nation’s lead scientist (Dr Hojo), had no answers. Saharan Liberta and Yoh-en-Boeit began a covert investigation together, determined to prove that Dysentery was collapsing within and spreading an unknown plague across the region. But their efforts were halted… when war broke out again.
The conflict opened when the regional economic crisis resulted in desperate action by the people of Syria and Iraq. Militants within the nations seized the area’s massive oil fields in the name of fallen ISIS, and left the former Tehran Pact nations demanding help from the rest of their region. Many nations answered the call; Nomadic Egypt Army and A New Liberia immediately sent out troops; Malavia and Saharan Liberta both pledged their support. Following Malavia’s entry into the war, Holus was conflicted on whether or not to follow. Eventually, the Holusian people handed over their entire nation to Malavia and went to war. A group of rebels, however, broke away and formed the capitalist nation of Malte in defiance of Malavia, but likewise joined the war. As the conflict increased in pace, Syrian and Iraqi rebels issued threats against the Christian nations of North Africa, including Abrinam and Yoh-en-Boeit. Abrinam responded at once by declaring war against Iraq and Syria, but Coexistence instead retreated and stayed out of the conflict altogether. With their considerable defences, no one bothered them any further. For a while, it seemed the new ISIS would fall at last to the allied states of North Africa, but the tide of battle turned swiftly when a series of terrorist attacks overwhelmed Abrinam. This resulted in a surprise twist, however, and Iraq- aligned with Abrinam and began to strike at the terrorists together. The conflict was reaching its climax, and all of North Africa held its breath as they prepared to see ISIS fall at last—!
Unfortunately, it was too late.
Before the final blow could be delivered to ISIS, a new threat swept the region, leaving a wave of destruction in their wake: zombies. In a matter of days, every nation was infected, and some were completely wiped out altogether. The conflict in Iraq and Syria grinded to a halt as both sides were overwhelmed with the disease. Zombies ran rampant. Proud states fell. All conflicts were forgotten. Eventually, Saharan Liberta, Yoh-en-Boeit, Insert nationname here, Youhavediedofdysentery, and Malte came together and developed a cure. They bombarded the remaining states with curative missiles and eliminated the zombie threat at last. But… it was too little too late. Following the zombie apocalypse, many nations were reduced to ghost towns. Fearing the possible contamination there, the remaining nations stayed away. If there were survivors, no one knew about them. North Africa… fell silent again. Some of its greatest states—including the likes of Malavia—were seen no more on the international scene, and many feared this was the end. When a regional map was finally re-drawn, fewer than 20 nations graced it.
In recent years, North Africa has recovered, but continues to be in shambles. Both Holus and Malte have grown frighteningly silent, and some suggest that they too have fallen. New nations have sprung up from the ruins of their predecessors—including Vietslavijia, who became fast friends with Saharan Liberta. In a surprise, the forgotten nation of Papon also resurfaced, though highly unstable. At once, they were assisted by the fledgling state of Swaithlying as well as Vietslavijia and Saharan Liberta. Grezniya rose proudly from the ashes of Putins Russia, and likewise the long-lost nation of Mafinia also resurfaced during this time. A minor conflict erupted between Vietslavijia and a nation called the Viet Republic, which drew in the nations of Swaithlying and Grezniya. As a result, Grezniya underwent a major political upheaval, which was stabilized by help from Papon, and the two states became friendly. This ultimately resulted in attacks on all involved nations, after which Swaithlying and Vietslavijia have fallen unnervingly quiet… This turn of events worries all of the remaining North Africans, and whispers begun that perhaps this was the beginning of the end for the region after all. In the midst of their worry, however, a new group of charismatic leaders have emerged who promise hope for the region. They claim to be the new RSA, ready to save the world again! And, unnervingly… these men claim to be the new leaders of nations once thought dead: Blumaria Blumeria, -America, and Blumaria, Confederado, and The Confederate States of America-!
There you go. The summary is posted just above. :)